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Jauronimo

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  1. How did you get hit by a train? Did it sneak up on you?
  2. Last night was a pathetic performance. Too bad Skinner goes offside negating Cozens spectacular effort. Looked like he got pushed offside. Staal is a good start. A Hall trade would be ideal.
  3. The record is 35-7 since 1999. But he had enough of these lopsided Bills victories. All two three of them in that occurred in meaningful games over the last 21 years. Edit: I forgot about the 16-0 deflate gate game where we shut out the Pats who were led by a 3rd string QB who broke his thumb and was subsequently IR'd for the season. 3 lopsided victories in 21 years definitely satisfies my appetite for revenge. 2nd EDIT: I mean these 3 lopsided victories really make up for the 15 losses by 14 points or more over the past 21 years. It definitely erases the 10 losses of 21 points or more over that time frame and the 5 losses by 30 points or more. One swift ass kicking and all is forgotten.
  4. So true. Every offseason we went through the 5 stages of not having a QB. Denial - Tyrod is basically still a rookie! He can improve! Anger- F@#$% why can't we get a franchise QB? Bargaining - "Well we really upgraded the OL and weapons around Tyrod. If the D stays the same top 4 unit we are SOLIDLY in the hunt for a wild card berth" Depression - 7 and 9 here we come again. Acceptance - Hey guys check out my mock draft! PatsFanNH is currently at Bargaining.
  5. The only question mark is QB is how you can miss the playoffs for 20 straight years. I cut you some slack because you're new to this but you'll learn.
  6. We have beaten New England in convincing fashion exactly ONCE since 2001. One lopsided win in 20 f@#$ing years and you're sick of it?!?!? They were 7-9 last year and almost beat us if not for an extremely luck turnover. And you weep for them?!?! This has got to be Stockholm syndrome. You have learned to love the Pats after 20 years of them dominating us. One downvote simply isn't enough.
  7. Police Academy 2
  8. Uhhhh...something you wanna talk about?
  9. Classic Rookie question. I don't even know why SDS allows rookies and probationary posters to join the site. I really think we should only be accepting new Veterans or All Pros for the sake of board quality.
  10. A healthy Ford adds power in the run game. But I also think he weakens pass protection.
  11. 53 is the size of an NFL roster + 16 Practice Squad Players = 69 (nice). There are currently 63 players on the roster, the majority of which are returning starters and depth from a team that went to the AFC Championship and some newly signed FAs. We had minimal roster turnover and there are few obvious holes on this team. We have 7 picks in the draft and then there is the annual scramble for undrafted free agents as well as cut down casualties. If this team was some bottom feeder or had just been pilfered in FA, then I'd agree. If there is enough room for all 7 picks its only because Beane had an immaculate draft. Trading back for more picks as others are suggesting makes no sense to me.
  12. https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2021/3/23/22344582/resetting-the-buffalo-bills-2021-roster-jon-feliciano-mitchell-trubisky-emmanuel-sanders-josh-allen Thats 63 players by my count. What am I missing?
  13. Yes. He doesn't throw outside the hashes. He is frequently inaccurate. His best play is breaking the play and then going scramble drill. We saw the tweets from Hollywood Brown about "at least I got my cardio in" after getting few catchable balls his way.
  14. Competition is wonderful. Iron sharpens iron and all that. Beautiful. Now go through the roster and actually put names on it. Whose roster spot is in jeopardy to a day 2 or day 3 rookie after we trade back to stockpile all these picks? The players who would have been cut who Beane traded for picks have all been vets.
  15. Ever hear about using draft capital to load up on late round developmental prospects who are unlikely to crack the roster year 1 and wind up getting cut? Its a stupid allocation of resources.
  16. Dahlin was caught flat footed as whoever made a really stupid pass to him which sprung a near breakaway. He immediately turned the wrong way but I can forgive that in the heat of the moment. What struck me was that after he gets beat for the breakaway he does nothing to pick up the second man coming in who just buries the rebound. This isn't the first time I've watched someone slam in a rebound while Dahlin watches them. On the first goal against I'm not sure what happened but he was behind the Penguins net while Miller was facing a 3 on 1. Might be a wingers fault for not covering but seems like an ill advised pinch. He has great vision with the puck, excellent passer and puck handler but defensively he continues to have incredible lapses.
  17. Women love guys who escalate minor situations into violence. I can tell you're an experienced lover but I gotta disagree on a few points... Someone looks in my girls direction...I take an eye. Someone speaks to her...I take a tongue. Letting a guy live after an arm touch is basically like holding the camera while they do the dirty in my book. Women are delicate possessions to be defended at all costs.
  18. We don't have enough open roster spots to fill if we stand pat and draft where we stand. Trading back and accumulating more picks just so we can cut these guys later does not make much sense to me.
  19. I only watched the 8 minute condensed game on NHLtv but the highlights were just comical. The number of times I saw Pens sitting alone in front of Buffalo's net was shocking. That shorthanded goal was like some Washington Generals stuff.
  20. Could be step 1 in putting the team on the market. Potential buyers would definitely rather deal with one owner than multiple owners.
  21. I love it when TBD's finest legal minds come together. I've been reading this thread with this playing on loop.
  22. Message sent. No position is safe. Everyone will compete for everything. I have heard Trubisky has been practicing a cockney accent as well.
  23. Were they IG girls or masseuses or something in between? Either way, that's part of the kink here I would venture to guess. Seems like he enjoys the whole ritual of pushing his luck to get a hand party under the pretense of massage. If he wanted a sure thing, I'm sure he could arrange it yet here he is with 22 accusers and counting each sharing a similar tale of him suavely slipping away from the confines of his comedically small towel to gently brush his erect penis against her elbow or coquettishly nudging his buttocks at her unsuspecting hand. While the case remains murky at best, one thing is certain: Deshaun enjoys his ass play. His lawyers know it, the DA knows it, his teammates know it, and we know it.
  24. The carefully curated public personas of celebrities is hardly any indication of their true character. Thinking we know these people from their press conferences and charity work is the big set up.
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