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With the way vaccinations are rolling out nation wide I am hopeful we will be full go by September.

I wanted to be a Mets fan but my one and only Mets game was an awful experience. I get on the 7 train headed to Shea Stadium and its like you're riding through Beirut for 40 minutes. Some kid with purple hair sits next to me, I think he had AIDS, and this other guy who just got out of jail is my other side. Across from me is some 20 year old mother of four kids who are all going nuts. A depressing start to my day, for sure. I get off the train and need some directions but nobody speaks English in Queens. I finally get into the stadium and find my seats in the first row of center field. I spent most of the game looking behind me to duck spit, bottles, quarters and batteries that Mets fans are trying to throw on the field. Everyone around me is screaming profanity and calling players' mothers whores. Those Mets fans proved themselves to be a bunch of degenerates. Never went back.

I make my own pills out of cod liver oil, smoked oysters, and grated pangolin. Toss in a little powdered rhino horn or albino ears on birthdays and anniversaries. No preservatives and it works just as good as the stuff big pharma is peddling.

Thus the feigned outrage. Someone is headed back to Michelle Bachmann's Summer Camp for Good Boys Who Want to Get Closer to Jesus and Stop Thinking About Meaty Penises All Day.

Jobot has been visiting adult websites and now every time he visits TBD he gets ads about real live singles in his area that want to sex him up. He blames TBD.

I watched every Penn State game last year, unfortunately, and Shaka Toney was the only player on that PSU defense who was noticeable for reasons that are good. Speedy Penn State DE with limited production?!?!? Throw in undersized and I'm sold!

Feliciano was playing hurt. He went down clutching his knee a few times in those playoffs but gutted it out. He had also come back from the torn pec which I believe they were trying to protect much of the year. I can only speculate the degree to which that would change the outcome. Maybe he still gets bulldozed by Jones. No clue what to expect from Star. If he has stayed in shape this defense is better with him in the lineup. Let Oliver play his natural position. If we are ready to beat the Chiefs next year its because we strike gold in the draft and/or Epenesa/Edmunds/Ford/Daboll/Frazier make some major leaps.

I like turtles.

Having a healthy Gabe Davis, Beasley, and Brown would have helped. Sanders would have been a better matchup against KC's physical coverage CBs according to the experts. Whether we match up against the Chefs next year will be entirely about: - if a healthy Mongo and Ford can stay upright and protect Allen, - getting Star Lotullululemon back shores up our defensive line - some combination of Tremaine and Taron/Nickle can do anything to cover Kelce Looks to me like we are still very much the second best team in the AFC, at best, but who knows. There is little momentum or continuity from year to year.

Anyone named in a thread started by Tipster or TC in St Louis.

Sizing of the two beasts was something that seemed off from the get go. *********SPOILERS***** Godzilla looks 5x bigger than Kong throughout the setup to their first fight. But what really lost me was the little girl wearing only a hoodie in the arctic. Thats when both me and the wife turned to each other and said "that's not nearly warm enough. I'm beginning to think this movie isn't very realistic.."

I'm proud of our team. That was a statement game if there ever was one. Sabres put the league on notice yesterday. We suck ass but we are NOT the worst of all-time. Just tied for it.

Only if you're allergic to polonium.

Not see something like what coming?

He seems to play well every time we see the Flyers. But then again, who doesn't look good playing the Sabres?

That doesn't sound so unusual for married couples.

I think you leave out one of the more interesting parts of the story. Corn flakes, and by extension, the whole breakfast cereal industry we know today was all a vain attempt to get you furry palmed perverts stop ***** so effing much.

Sabres are on the brink of history after a clutch third period performance. Can they see it through tomorrow night?

So we all agree that we're calling the new stadium The Room?

Stolen from facepage.

I was discussing this with @Gugny and @BringBackFergy and we all agreed that the current rules are clear that only 11 men or less may be on the field at one time. I think it would be exceedingly difficult to sneak on a 12th man unless that man was very small like a McKenzie or just isn't very noticeable like Reid Ferguson. Neither one of these guys is much of a blocker so I think we should look elsewhere to jump start the running game like getting guys in space.

Beane definitely has his man identified at #30 and will get him. He also has a perfect bracket right now...

How did you get hit by a train? Did it sneak up on you?