BringBackFergy

This is gonna be a great thread. Calling all TBD sleuths!! We need fingerprint experts, forensic analysis, preferably some with Miranda warning experience. Did he do it? Was he framed? Honest mistake? I’m saying this reaches 34 pages and surpasses “Ed Oliver DWI” and “Antonio Brown is BatChit Crazy” expert discussions.

I would franchise tag Blokes and let Gunner and BritBill test free agency over at the FishandChips.com message board.

Very interesting comparison. Similarly, why pay a Bojo type QB over 10 years when you can sign a Haack type QB for $2 million per over 10 yrs. With a higher cap, we can sign better players to surround Trubes (like Gronk, Ju Ju and Adrian Pederson)

Not sure why there’s a rush. Let’s see how Trubisky does before taking on an albatross contract. Beane might be posturing.

LOL. Typical McVay. Overpay for an aged (big name) receiver whose best days are behind him. Kinda like that receiver Rex wanted who caught one TD and disappeared. Forgot his name...just like D Jax will disappear by game 4.

Still waiting for the check.

BREAKING: Buffalo Sabres intend to sign Sammy Watkins for secret “bubble screen” play. Plan on having him use “double edge” trainer skates for workout Friday afternoon. Huge pick up.

Happy birthday flaz!! Go get yourself a fish!

Can’t kick the puck and the rink has no grass on it.

I’m sorry, but Jonnu Smith and Hunter Henry are the best TE’s in the NFL. I read it right here on TBD.

Why would he resign?? He’s a young fella.

Very proud of you. Great job, my man!! You’re what this thread should be about. Stay strong brother.

@ExiledInIllinois obviously was at fault. He’s been letting all kinds of critters through his canal for years.

Debating on whether I should bring my famous ambrosia salad.

You are very generous. Personally, I will only attend if you take me on a tour of the lake in a boat with a sunshade. I am rather fair skinned. Also, I assume you will be providing the meat for the smoker. Please make sure it is grass fed. I don’t like store bought stuff with chemicals. Finally, I insist on wearing Birkenstock’s if I’m in someone’s camper. That is a deal breaker. Please advise.

Genius!!!!

Nice job Joe B. If you had any clue (or contacts in the Bills FO) you would have seen Milano as a possible re-sign. Is it any wonder why no one signs up for The Atlantic. Can’s wait for his Mock Drafts where he pads his narratives with in-depth adjectives like “He’s really GOOD”, “He might not be that GREAT” or “He’s really FAST”. Keep up the great work Joe!!

Bellichick is such a genius he let his best player walk and gets a 3rd rounder. #5DChess

Bellichick is genius...knows when to let good players walk. Bellichick is genius...knows when to bring good players back. My head hurts.

FYI - Gugny doesn't wait for people to donate Green Egg smokers to him...he just goes and takes them as he sees fit.

What kind of Home Owner’s Association makes you run a 40 yard dash??

Winner winner!

I’m beyond mad!

As many of you are aware, our friend Gugny is thinking of buying a new or used boat. This may take awhile given his proclivity toward researching every type of boat out there and the history of watercraft in general. But one of the first things he needs is a good name for the vessel. Typically, boats have female names, but we should do our part to help him think of a few alternatives. I'd suggest any of the following: "Charcoal Fingers" "MyAuntIsHot" "FlutieFloater"