BringBackFergy

Gugny sent me a telegram at work and it reads: "Fergy (stop) Tied up in brothel at 42nd and 5th (stop) Need help (stop) Send help quick (stop) Gugny" Not sure what to make of it.

Yep. That one seriously made me question my membership here (Post #2)....then I remembered mead buys me lunch now and then so I go with it.

Great job Astro. I was there today too and I agree with you about Milano. He had a nice INT in the last 11 on 11 drill and seems to have a nose for the ball. Can see him making the team. Yates looked kind of flat. Peterman has accuracy but wasn't asked to throw deep so no idea if he has mediocre arm. Great seeing McDermott involved in all three teams (offense, defense and ST). Guys were running from drill to drill. No one was disengaged from the activity. The players look excited. Love it.

He looks great. Hope his hammy doesn't get tweaked.

Wtf?

Do these new breakfast sandwiches include truffle oil, lobster meat and Hooters waitresses?? If so...I'm game.

I didn't read the article yet but where is Stephon Gilmore ranked on that list?

You and Hammered A Lot need to stop doing those...he's a big fan.

You making this at your tailgate?? "You're over on Breyer right? You got a pool over there don't cha?"

Will you have enough time for the pork shoulder??

And honorable mention to Country Cletus and his bbq venison skewers....super tasty.

Last year we had the benefit of a full day tailgate...smoked ribs, bbq venison, chicken, a lot of beer, water, shots, etc. This year is a more traditional tailgate...arrive at 7am or 8am, get the grills going, and eat before 12:30pm. What is your favorite tailgate food to prepare and what do you plan on bringing this year? What will you be drinking to go with the selected food? My Options for the opener: I'm thinking of seafood since so many guys will have burgers, hot dogs, steak tips, etc. to share..... Either a bushel of clams and my clam steamer, melted butter, Tabasco/Franks...and also make shuck some raw clams with lemon, cocktail sauce or A whole bunch of shrimp cocktail...lemon wedges, spicy cocktail sauce, etc. For drink I'm considering Bloody Mary's to go with either of those foods or a case or two of Shock Tops (that citrus blend with coriander will go nice with clams I bet). My all time favorite food to eat at tailgate would have to be Mead's stromboli or Mrags ribs or breakfast sammiches.

Am in East Aurora this weekend to visit the folks...getting up early Sunday morning to have breakfast with Mrags in Williamsville, then off to training camp for 9am start time. Looking to see how Sammy practices, our new draft picks and watching Coach McD.

Big deal. I was an English major.

I have 200,000 shares of EJ stock that I bought back in 2014. It's gotta be worth $25.

This sounds stupid but go to any Cracker Barrel restaurant and buy a box of their pancake mix...just add water. It's the best pancake (mix) our family ever had (and my kids are pancake experts).

Nothing wrong with that...unless I start eating them four times a day. Then I'll seek help.

That sounds great. Gonna try it.

I can't help thinking the OP's bedroom walls are covered with news clippings and glossy photos of Kyle Orton and he drew in little mustaches with a red Sharpie saying "Die Kyle" or "Slide after the First Down Marker you politician!!"

Length of mullet (inches) of free agent kicker or punter brought in to compete for position: 5.5

Isn't Seantrel the O lineman with no kidneys? Or am I mistaken? So far we have Crohn's, no kidneys/dialysis at halftime, and a dude who streaks through cow pasture asking to be shot....great work Whaley!!

My requirements: Get rid of the visor on his helmet....Johnny Football had one and look where it got him. Throw the ball to Robert Woods more...he's a stud. Shave the mustache...I can't think of one Hall of Fame QB that had a mustache (and Tyrod's is kind of thin anyway. If you're gonna grow one, make it a full Ryan O"Reilly beard) Shoot for 16 straight weeks of being the Ben Russ Best Dressed

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Sometimes you can get cheap tix to Broadway shows...we saw Book of Mormon and it was literally side splitting. Great show.