BringBackFergy

Yeah, time to turnover a new leaf

Don’t sugar coat it. Tell us eggzactly how you feel.

One minute countdown to the Raiders halftime show. This should be good. I’m sure all the Pepsi and Google CEO’s are eagerly anticipating a ballad about love, patriotism and Go America!! Let’s see what we get. I’d report your ass...if I knew how to do that. I have no right leg (lost it in 1982), hate jean shorts, and I cook on an open camp fire...so your assumption is far fetched.

I’m a rather big Rap and Urban music fan and I found the halftime show both upbeat and inspiring. As Urban/Rural Americans we want to strive to succeed and manifest our dominance on others...whether it is other guys with Glocks, or the ladies so we can be baby daddies. My wardrobe is comprised of multiple “all white “ outfits with black socks. I’m ok with the halftime show and it’s better than that dumb Charlie Daniels Band intro or Dan Meredith singing about Lipton Tea. Get with the times folks!!

“It was a warm autumn day at Coney Island...not only for roller coasters and hot dog eating contests, but the infamous Jets as well. At no other time has a team propped up a wiener to its mouth and hopped on a roller coaster but suddenly choked on that tube steak in such a terrific fashion. Who can they thank? The Buffalo Bills and the defense from New York’s team to jam that frank down their gullet.....”

I found the cause for the ship listing to the port side.

You must chill! You must chill!!

How much does the parking cost wherever it is @thebug ends up?

Yeah but “Corpse” badges are indicative of graveyard shift. #thrilla

I was wearing a “Junior Army Corpse of Engineers Deputy” badge/pastie and that’s all. Ohhh....and a silver sequin glove. @Gugny @Cripple Creek

Absolutely. I should have said it twice. Great flick.

You’re bordering on “Who’s the Richard Head who closed my thread?” territory. But since this thread allows for commentary, Hammers Lot is fun but you’re packed in like sardines. I’m somewhat claustrophobic and anti-social. I like to park at the McKinley Mall. Wide open lot. Very few people there. Can throw the football to myself at 6am under the lights which gives me that “stadium” feel. I crank the pre-game show at 7am, call in give my prediction (Call sign “Joe from Java Center”). At 7:30am I typically take a nap until 8:15am. I start my quick walk to the stadium at 9am. Pack up my Radio Flyer wagon which has an antique toaster oven filled with charcoal. As I walk the toaster oven bakes my dozen wings perfectly for my arrival at the stadium area at 12:40. I bring along @CountryCletus‘ dog bowl (good luck tradition) and toss my perfectly baked wings in Franks, Miracle Whip and butta’. Then I ask a person walking by to spray me in hamburger relish. No crowds for me and parking is cheap. Best of luck in your search and feel free to join me if you’d like. I can reserve you a spot at the Mall.

Are you done now? Can I talk about my dog now?

Fear?? Dude...you must chill.

The numbers of posters here who said “Please don’t sign with the Pats” or “Well, there you go, two losses against the Pats” really need to get a grip on reality. He’s just a guy. An entitled, cocky, disturbed, off-kilter human being. I’d put Trey White on him for a few plays, then Levi Wallace. The refs will not give him any benefit of the doubt. After 30 minutes of no catches, he’ll fall apart. This is the BEST scenario for the Bills. Welcome to NE AB!!

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He’s paid his debt to society. He does charity work and genuinely loves football and his team. It’s not like he beat a cop over the head with a champagne bottle. He should get his “big contract”.

* In Vegas oddsmaker voice you hear on radio Saturday afternoons * “Ok, you’ve been waiting for it and I promised our one lock of the week. Me and my friends have all talked about this and now we’re sharing it with the betting public. The Rams lose this game outright. Goff has been paid. Cupp is still hurt. Gurley is Gurley. Betting against the home team dog is a No No. Take Carolina and the points.”

O line depth???? Try 7 - 10 maulers coming in waves. #prescient

That’s the Tom I remember.

The truth hurts. And as I said, all the “experts” are now talking about O line by committee. I’ll wait for your comforting words of respect. Get your own damn thread to be called an idiot.

Now Sal Cappacola on WGR is talking about substitutions on O Line based on best matchups. WTF?? Is this alt-universe? Are we in Russia? This isn’t Russia, is this Russia?

I bet you had to keep paying for that $#%!er too.

I dare anyone to find where Daboll suggested this type of "O line by committee" idea. First Chris Brown, now Daboll? I should be running this friggin' team.

Thanks. Even a blind squirrel is the sharpest in the kitchen drawer twice a day.