BringBackFergy

You’re bordering on “Who’s the Richard Head who closed my thread?” territory. But since this thread allows for commentary, Hammers Lot is fun but you’re packed in like sardines. I’m somewhat claustrophobic and anti-social. I like to park at the McKinley Mall. Wide open lot. Very few people there. Can throw the football to myself at 6am under the lights which gives me that “stadium” feel. I crank the pre-game show at 7am, call in give my prediction (Call sign “Joe from Java Center”). At 7:30am I typically take a nap until 8:15am. I start my quick walk to the stadium at 9am. Pack up my Radio Flyer wagon which has an antique toaster oven filled with charcoal. As I walk the toaster oven bakes my dozen wings perfectly for my arrival at the stadium area at 12:40. I bring along @CountryCletus‘ dog bowl (good luck tradition) and toss my perfectly baked wings in Franks, Miracle Whip and butta’. Then I ask a person walking by to spray me in hamburger relish. No crowds for me and parking is cheap. Best of luck in your search and feel free to join me if you’d like. I can reserve you a spot at the Mall.

Are you done now? Can I talk about my dog now?

Fear?? Dude...you must chill.

The numbers of posters here who said “Please don’t sign with the Pats” or “Well, there you go, two losses against the Pats” really need to get a grip on reality. He’s just a guy. An entitled, cocky, disturbed, off-kilter human being. I’d put Trey White on him for a few plays, then Levi Wallace. The refs will not give him any benefit of the doubt. After 30 minutes of no catches, he’ll fall apart. This is the BEST scenario for the Bills. Welcome to NE AB!!

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He’s paid his debt to society. He does charity work and genuinely loves football and his team. It’s not like he beat a cop over the head with a champagne bottle. He should get his “big contract”.

* In Vegas oddsmaker voice you hear on radio Saturday afternoons * “Ok, you’ve been waiting for it and I promised our one lock of the week. Me and my friends have all talked about this and now we’re sharing it with the betting public. The Rams lose this game outright. Goff has been paid. Cupp is still hurt. Gurley is Gurley. Betting against the home team dog is a No No. Take Carolina and the points.”

O line depth???? Try 7 - 10 maulers coming in waves. #prescient

That’s the Tom I remember.

The truth hurts. And as I said, all the “experts” are now talking about O line by committee. I’ll wait for your comforting words of respect. Get your own damn thread to be called an idiot.

Now Sal Cappacola on WGR is talking about substitutions on O Line based on best matchups. WTF?? Is this alt-universe? Are we in Russia? This isn’t Russia, is this Russia?

I bet you had to keep paying for that $#%!er too.

I dare anyone to find where Daboll suggested this type of "O line by committee" idea. First Chris Brown, now Daboll? I should be running this friggin' team.

Thanks. Even a blind squirrel is the sharpest in the kitchen drawer twice a day.

Thx for recognizing cutting edge analysis when you read it. LOL

Yeah. I think we should merge Chris Brown into MY thread. That’ll teach him to steal my “stragedy”

If anyone was listening to Chris Brown between 12:05pm - 12:10pm today on One Bills Live he stole my idea, claimed it as his own, and Murphy/Tasker gave him props for such an interesting idea. Chris Brown - if you’re here...give credit where due. For the the rest of you who snickered at me....you mad bro??

MadeInTheShady

Easy answer: Grizzly for table saws, planers and jointers if you’re looking for large tools Makita or Dewalt for battery operated tools Doug Marrone for ultimate tool

LOL. You’re right. I’m relaxed smoking pork butt...I get nervous and jerky with brisket.

Guess I never noticed it like I do with brisket

Never heard of a “stall” on pork butt or shoulder. Brisket yes, but pork seems to climb gradually.

Damn. I forgot about this one. Another good pick.

What do you think the Bills record will be this year?

Good one.