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No thanks on Clowney. Hasn’t attended training camp in several years (according to Jim Miller on Moving the Chains). Evidently not a process guy. He had one huuuuge play in college and his reputation is greatly exaggerated by that one play. I trust Beane but hope he goes the Phins (the way of Mario Williams and Donkey Kong Su).

What are you doing in this nape of the woods...neck of the wape...why are you here?

You were the one who suggested it last month. Now you don’t want them?

^ “I’m incarcerated Lloyd!!!”

NDBUFFCUSEFAN has returned!!!!

^ “You talkin’ to me?”

Those are Palmolive hands. Staged!!!

National TV??? I better dress impotent.

^ What the hell is your major malfunction Private Pyle?

^^^ “Are you on drugs?”

You don’t shovel!! You have 3rd graders who show up on field trips and hand them a “ACOE” mini-shovel and make it a competition. Sad! Shame!!

You, sir, have not gone through Lockmaster training. Day 9 is “Sudoko, Crosswords, Cryptoquip and Word Jumbles: What to do when there’s no boats in the canal”

Ya mean like super, secret Word Jumbles? (A/K/A Code Breaker training puzzles)

Absolutely. I’m thinking @plenzmd1 would look ok against Jags’ #2 1/2 defense.

That second sentence was somewhat redundant. I mean, locks work by themselves don’t they? Are there actually people in those little huts?

@ExiledInIllinois Champlain canal. Lock system. Trapped pollutants. Genetic mutations. Thanks USACOE @Cripple Creek @Gugny @Mike in Horseheads

You cold hearted bruh

Right Josh is frowning. Must be the 9 chips on his shoulder.

"Proud Mary" - Tina Turner (The story goes, Tina and Ike were stoned out of their skulls and wrote this song. It may not be obvious, but it's all about rolling on the river of marijuana.) You know, every now and then I think you might like to hear something from us Nice and easy But there's just one thing You see we never ever do nothing Nice, easy We always do it nice and rough So we're gonna take the beginning of this song And do it easy But then we're gonna do the finish rough This is the way we do "Proud Mary" And we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river Listen to the story I left a good job in the city Working for the man every night and day And I never lost one minute of sleeping I was worrying 'bout the way the things might've been You know that big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, rolling, rolling yeah Rolling on the river (the river) Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis (munchies) Pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans But I never saw the good side of the city Until I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen You know that big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, rolling, rolling yeah (rolling) Rolling on the river Say we're rolling (rolling) rolling yeah Rolling on the river The river Oh I left a good job in the city Working for the man every night and day And I never lost one minute of sleeping Worrying about the way the things might've been Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river Say we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river Oh I cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis And I pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans But I never saw the good side of the city Until I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, tell you rolling, we're rolling on the river I tell you we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river If you come down to the river I bet you gonna find some people who live And you don't have to worry if you got no money People on the river are happy to give (People in vans down by the river) Big wheel keep on turning Proud Mary keep on burning And we're rolling, tell you rolling, we're rolling on the river Tell you we have no time (rolling, rolling, rolling on the river) (Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river) Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river) Tell you we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river I tell you we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river)

Hey JR!! Welcome back! That was one long suspension by the moderators. ?

Puff the Magic Dragon

Yeah, the Chinese are notorious for whacking that shuttlecock all over the place. Probably because he had a good grip. (Badminton is a lot of fun to watch. Playing it at grad parties is a blast as well...after a few “sodas”)

Is it men’s or women’s? How are they handling the shuttlecock?

This case sounds intriguing. All we’ll need are six 78-83 year old women on the jury. Slam dunk. We’ll take Plenz for everything he’s got.

I’ve always been a Bates fan. Ever since freshman year at PSU. I said this last year in a thread about offensive line and was laughed at. I feel vindicated. Can never have enough horses in the barn.