Happy

Either Seattle, Philly, or the Chargers.

Not this week vs Jets. If we were playing NE, fo' sho' we would get screwed

He does kind of look like a used car salesman

Chicago should be good. Looking flat right now, though

Trubisky is lucky that wasn't picked.

Green Bay's defense is better than I expected.

I agree that Mayock is Gruden's "yes" man and has less power than Gruden; he does Gruden's bidding. In this case, Mayock is simply enforcing team policy and contractual obligations. I don't put any of this on Mayock, at least from what I've seen as an outside observer.

I'm looking forward to Josh Allen connecting with Cole Beasley early and often this year. If Mitch Morse makes it through this year without a concussion, it will be a miracle. Maybe D&C is overlooking this little tidbit.

Ultimately, yes. He's also F'ing up his career. AB is the fool. Total nitwit who is ending his career.

Is it Mayock or Gruden who F'd this up? Gruden wanted Mayock as the GM, though Gruden is ultimately in charge, IIRC. So could it be Gruden wanted AB and Mayock is now forced to deal with this B.S.?

Well he's 39, so...

I think Chicago ends up making easy work out of the Packers.

I see what you did there. Autocorrect separated the word "pedistool"

Most likely the people who he surrounded himself with in Pittsburgh. AB was probably put on a pedi stool and believed the hype.

Doubt it. AB would have been given a lecture on the Process and where he fits in.

So glad we were able to avoid this head case. I remember last spring when plenty of posters on this board wanted him; not many see the lunatic in him, only the talent...and the lunatic overrides the talent. Too many fans don't look at the whole picture, they only want to see the bright, shiny object. I'll bet Clowney won't be smooth sailing for Seattle. Maybe not AB bad, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is some buyer's remorse down the road.

Hey Jimmy, will you come back on Monday after the Jets lose? Or will you just stick with your seagull routine...you know fly in, make a lot of noise, $**t all over the place, then leave?

Some of these are complete coin tosses. I feel most confident in the Chargers beating Indy, which will probably be my pick for week 1 in my survivor league.

As long as he's not suspended, which is a risk...a lengthy risk. Hope the Cowboys protected themselves for this. Zeke is most of their offense.

Just shows how out of control these contracts are becoming and what the premium is for even having an easily confused QB. If McVay can't figure out what the defense is doing, Goff won't figure it out. But, yeah, I suppose the Rams had to pay him; even this absurd amount.

I kind of doubt there is any room at RB on the Pats for Shady, or if they would even want him. They don't need any motivation to beat us twice since they typically don't have a problem with that; can't wait until that changes. I think KC makes a lot of sense right now.

I don't understand this thread.

Right, which is why it is up to Chris Greer to nail the next two drafts. Reading up on Greer, he spent time in New England working with Parcells, Carroll, and Belichick. Some of the guys he was instrumental in drafting in Miami include Tunsil, Kenyan Drake, Mike Pouncey, Jake Long, and Jay Ajayi. He'd definitely not Mike Tannenbaum.

Yeah, there's some nasty stuff down there. No way I'd want to live in Florida.

Seriously, they kept 5 TEs? Let me guess, they kept Croom because of Kim and Terry's daughter...what an effing waste. DiMarco is there primarily for special teams; I believe he is the captain.