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Tom Brady's "doctor" who isn't a doctor has churned out a PED suspended client and one with an unprecedented unnaturally long career. But there wasn't anything to see there.

I accidentally call Baker Manziel at least twice a season

Signing our 1st round pick to what will be considered a moderate deal in 2024 while Williams is asking for Aaron Donald money is trademark Beane.

Is it over?

I lost the over/under on Edmunds mentions for this Ed Oliver thread.

You would be, but in the words of the Pro Bowl turnstile, “I just kind of feel like we were tired”…”you run out of gas at some point.”

I want to have this problem

Shame on Chicago for passing him over. It was his dream HC spot and he would have gave his all.

Suddenly everyone is remembering what I can’t forget: the summer of JJ Watt aka the gaslighting saga. We’ve seen this before people. No preorders. Expect him to chase the money. He would have already taken less money already if it was a ring he was after.

So jealous. You read me like a playbook Newton didn’t study while arranging this ensemble. It’s what he didn’t with his other 24/7 when you minus 8 hours for sleeping, an hour for potty time(just to cover all bases), maybe 30 mins per meal. I guess there wasn’t enough time in the day for game film study. But there was always time for

I’m writing a program that creates non sequiturs, lyrics fragments, and oddly worded affirmation in bursts of two or three in Diggs style to save us the time and worry.

Such short memories. I remember when he messed with our fanbase for months on social media only to blame others for his posts made on his own account, and eventually took money over opportunity like almost all aging veterans do. He can drink Bud Light with the Pope for all I care.

When Newton started taking time/focus from the film study and put it towards his wardrobe, THAT is when he broke down.

Also the cops don't destroy the video evidence of your cheating because it would hurt the brand.

Von’s predictions are less than bankable these days.

Tochinoshin Tsuyoshi just officially retired last week. The only sumo i’d ever looked up before. Now it seems the Japanese don’t dominate their own sport just like Canadians and hockey.

Will they make him shower separately? Everyone seems to forget that he admitted to having at least one STD on the phone call with his accuser.

For the better part of two decades you HAD to be a fan of football to still watch NFL knowing our seasons were usually over by Thanksgiving. I tried picking an XFL team and USFL team this year to get more into it but none seem appealing. I’ll wait for expansions I guess.

The number one injury type is knee injury. This can be addressed by the number one contributor to that type of injury: the field composition. Instead of lessening the most prevalent type of injury, they’ve focused on a possible 7% reduction in concussion only on kickoffs.

I meant an indictment on the current Madden game when it comes to playability/fun. NCAA14 still has a PC community with updated rosters. It seems that at some point EA made the conscious decision to make the game "look real" at any cost. It's almost as if NCAA programmed players independently and gave you enormous freedom of movement but the cost was a few glitches where the physics didn't make sense (i.e. you leap at a pile at full speed and get stood straight up). Now the current gen focuses mostly on the player interactions, and you're not allowed to select any player and move them anywhere (i.e. moving Von to either side of the C for a stacked FG block attempt. There's a laundry list of complaints like the current Madden won't allow you to move DL away from the LOS on defense preplay. Or be any player for blocking (on pass plays). When you're a runner, you get sucked into other players for contact interactions. QBs are magnetized to the backfield and its a struggle to scramble even with a QB Allen. And not being able to co-op franchise mode was criminal. What's funny is that back in the day, NCAA and Madden usually had the same development team and they used to fix issues they found in post production NCAA in early July by the time Madden came out in mid-August. But having the same set of eyes on it might have been what caused it to become complacent.

The biggest indictment on the current Madden franchise is when EA got the data that people were still playing NCAA 2014. And popular streamers were getting good views as well.

I think if Jim Nantz shouted, I would be startled.

As someone who enjoyed both the movie Mars Attacks, and old NFL highlight films this was a double whammy. RIP

We just got through paying $9 for non-free range, unstressed, de-caged, fed a vegan diet, soothed with a bedtime story nightly, chicken eggs. And the news says we're getting "cheap" gas at the moment because it's expected to get back to $4 a gallon on the east coast by summer. So yep, the prices are going to be at least an arm and not quite a leg this season.

The question of ownership of the defense was the first crack in the wall. Why couldn't they just say it was Frazier's and move on? Just like Edmunds, the true worth of Frazier will be based on this season without them. But if Frazier is gone, it was brutal. 13 seconds kept him from getting the Bears HC job, then Cinci kicked his remaining prospects while they were down. Coming back would have AFCCG or bust level expectations and who needs that at 64?