benderbender

Friends ask me why I don't follow a different team, I tell them that I can't change where I grew up.

In the cryptkeeper's office or wherever he naps during the day.

Oh well if he throws an INT like Rodgers, maybe he'll throw TDs like him too?

Yeah! Grown men shouldn't wear names of other men, even if its a work uniform denoting the owner of the company. And what's with wanting to wear a picture of a herd animal? We're humans! And why wear a shirt with the name of a city? Are you a tourist? It's seriously f*cked up.

Whatevuh, I do what I want

I laughed, then I realized how likely that is and cried

No he took HGH

We had him when he was named Donte Whiff-ner. Usually going for a knockout hit, mostly missing but occasionally connects.

The deflation of this loss, after all the offseason hope, feels so much like last season starting week 9. Watching loudmouth attention whores with so many team chemistry issues comfortably win is so frustrating.

I want to hear from the "it's only preseason" crowd who expected a magical change at 1:00pm est into a contender. *crickets*

Relax, we only lost to a division opponent with a divided locker room and crushingly intense media spotlight. We'll do better against more focused teams with no QB controversy or media circus following.

I'm waiting until week 8 when they're 50% off

Tank for a QB. The store selling Fitzmagic shirts better not have a refund policy because they'll be going out of business

Sorry, i refuse to attach 100% blame to Levy for his GM tenure when Ralph Wilson begged him to do the organization one last favor. And suddenly everyone forgets RW's meddling and miserly ways. I see Bellicheat getting more respect despite the fact that he had more control and an owner that opened the checkbook and was hands off in personell decisions. Maybe if Levy had that and spies, we would be having a different discussion.

Thigpen takes a million dollar payout to hold a clipboard and not come into a regular season game, a huge personal sacrifice

Like how there both offensive strategies? And how they both operate in the shotgun? Completely different?

I have no confidence in Thigpen. If he doesn't fumble the snap, he will impress me.

Twenty seven

Ideas are hard

It's hard to win in the NFL?

Cowherd probably forgot his notes and had to ab lib for 10 seconds Meaning he had to lib his abs

I'm not a VY fan, but I can't forget the Bud Adams "finger" game when we threw the kitchen sink at VY and couldn't stop him. Why wasn't he like that for us?

I blame Norwood's helmet that always looked one size too small.

Is there a meet and greet?

If they had ANY confidence in Thigpen, they would have put him in for Fitzcrackedribs last season. Instead they let Fitz wince after every throw and show what a man he was playing through the pain. As we drifted farther away from the playoffs.