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Like Ryan Fitzcrackedribs?

TE was the perfect storm of a punt on 4th and 1centimeter in the 4th quarter coach in Jauron and a timid low self esteem concussion case that throws the ball away on 4th down. Sorry, like all of my ex-girlfriends, I don't wish him harm, but I don't wish him well either.

I like their selection. They should add a shirt about how Byrd made the Not Top 10 on Sportscenter

Yep, only positives happened. Not like last year. We are 6-2 and going to the playoffs!

I'm a lieutenant and that would be dishonest

Pepe Lepew? It is you, yes?

There are no Dolphins fans, only jerks with horrible color coordination.

We can't make them resign. Or step down. Or abdicate. They signed contracts. We could re-sign them. That would be awesome.

The couple of times we've been able to string together some wins, I like to go to a bar or Buffalo Wild Wings. The best was beating the Cheatriots this past season. A whole crowd of chowderheads were slapping each other on the back for the 1st half and pointing at our group in Bills gear. The second half of that game was awesome. I've never seen so many red-faced pissed off Brady boys. Priceless. But most games i catch streaming online. The quality isn't always the best, but I don't donate to Sunday Ticket on principle.

Mayhaps

This seems like Peerless Price all over again

I guess you can't objectively critique a preseason game without outrageous "move the team" remarks. Like arguing with a psycho girlfriend that always goes to the "if I'm such a B word, then why are you with me?" fallback despiration argument.

I'm surprised that a senator knows that New York state extends farther than NYC. I know it's a political move, but it's a smart one if it works our.

They don't talk about the injury because it means the coaching staff felt that a 50% healthy Fitz is better than a 100% healthy Thigpen. They don't want to hear anyone ask why we paid him 3 million dollars to hold a clipboard and not to play when the starter is injured.

How dumb do you have to be to lose your position battle to someone the coaches were afraid to put in for an injured Fitzcrackedribs? I say put in package of plays for VY like they're doing with Tebow. At least VY is a threat to pass occasionally unlike Brad Smith.

Willie Parker just retired younger than Henry and had more to offer. Like OJ being a Bill only gets you so far in my book

"The stick in my backside that has kept me from selling this team is currently being removed."

He is 5'8" and not healthy apparently. And I assume he was going to be replaced by Tebow in one of their punt "packages"

Why would he sign here to be a backup?

If Kelsay were as good as people say he was, his stats wouldn't require people to vouch for him.

No skittles vodka in Buffalo like there is in Seattle

A better question would be: If you could make Fitzpatrick a more accurate quarterback by being unpleasant to a dog, how many Bills fans would put a canine's feelings before their favorite team's success? Vick has donated thousands of dollars to animal groups at this point and will continue to for the rest of his career. Isn't it conceivable that hundreds of dogs lives will have been improved by the crime he was punished for?

As a resident of SE Virginia, Bruces DUIs make the news every time. I imagine the cost of hiring a driver has taken its toll on his bank account. He probably does need money. I dont have much sympathy for the concussion lawsuit crowd. So I'm supposed to believe that they all assumed they'd never get hurt playing a game where a helmet and padding is required? Kind of like cigarette smokers who never thought inhaling smoke would be harmful. I like Bruce personally and I respect football players because they are willing to sacrifice their bodies for their profit and our entertainment. But when I get into a car, I accept the risk of an accident as a possibilty. When professional football players strap on their pads and helmet, they are aware of possible consequences.

These are the "runners" and "TE's that don't get injured" that Ralph promised us!

Migraines are impossible to predict and hard to control. Pass.