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I'm confused as to who knows Mark and whether or not he suffers from migraines

This is the first time i've read something in this forum that I'm actally hoping is sarcasm. I am on a crusade to standardize a sarcasm font.

They just discovered Mayan calendars spanning 7,000 years. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2018184471_maya11.html The only bad part about a good start to the season is that we can't get 100% excited if we're 3-0 or 6-2. Not after last season.

Teachers don't get paid to discuss Bills football and it's a shame. The annual salary of how much I give a crap is $00,000.00 a year. T.O. would do a television show that filmed him begging for money on the street because he's an attention whore.

I'm seated and facing forward. Grew up in Rochester, escaped to Hampton Roads, VA.

There are 3 MTV channels. Morons need more than 1 channel to watch Jersey Shore. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly it is "music."

I think they're investing on more inconspicuous cameras to spy on practices, and all off-season moves are a smoke screen

The Cheatriots mouth piece keeps getting more and more airtime

That was the best Spanish dubbing I have ever heard.

Is that the TwoBillsDrive app you deleted? Didn't see it in the app store.

Steve Tasker was my favorite Bill. I didn't like how down he was on the Bills when he began broadcasting. But then again, we havent been good for a long time.

All that respect must come from winning 1 of the last 8 games of the season, right? We should probably keep that going. A premiere QB would destroy what look half a season to build.

If you're looking for an older WR... for what? Financial advice? Instructions on how to be a diva? Ask what it's like to be a cancer in the locker room?

Jim Kelly's #12 is the only officially jersey number that has been retired

Dixon has 3 starts but more INTs than TDs, more fumbles than rush TDs

I know! When your QB has trouble with the deep ball, it is totally unreasonable to think he would want to incorporate strength training!

While attempted suicide by shooting oneself in the chest isn't uncommon as I thought, it is still suspicious. I've seen too many mob movies maybe, but I hope the case is thoroughly investigated with open minds.

You did take your chances with Thigpen. Last year, Remember when Fitz cracked his ribs? He's the QB nobody put in so Fitz could heal up. Real quality money being spent on that guy. But he's GOT to be better than Young, right? The way he warmed the bench was classy. Holding the clipboard during our 8 game slide was WAY better than Young's. His hand position on the clipboard was just great to watch. You're right. You've convinced me. Thigpen is the man! Not the guy who on the Titans ran for every first down on 3rd and long against us while we were getting the middle finger from Bud Adams. Thigpen! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Thigpen!

Lol, I see what you did there. Funny how people who think spygate was no big deal sound alot like people who thought Barry Bonds home run record was legit.

Tiger Woods said "Perkins waitresses are hotter"

Did you celebrate your 21st birthday after 3-5 years? Geez, don't let anyone get amped up, it might lead to rampant optimism and we just don't have enough miserable souls at TSW to counter it with endless gloom and sarcasm.

Stevie has miror groin surgery Novel way to skip post-draft OTA's I have no idea how you repair a miror at all much less its groin

It's the curse of Trent Edwards

What? Todd Collins was a dear. His mom said so. Factual statement.

And not just that, they also have...clam chowder. So we should probably just cede the division to them and hide under a rock.