Hey, don't be talkin' sh*t bout my faux patriotism. I'll be as faux patriotic as I damn well please. You just try to come and take my faux patriotism. Me n Old Betsy will teach you a thing or too if'n you try to step one foot on me ole faux patriotism. This nation was founded on faux patriotism so if you don't like faux patriotism then leave..your house and get some ice cream!