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In the NFL?

As a quarterback?

Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more.

Are you suggesting that McDermott, who in a three week span started Derek Anderson off the street with a week of practice and Matt Barkley off the street with a week of practice over Peterman before finally mercifully cutting him, still believes there is a backup role for him in this league?

I use my garage for privacy, away from the ever watchful eyes of my nosy neighbors. I drive in... close the door before I even get out of my car... and replay the events of the evening in my head in painstaking detail. I like privacy. It allows me to indulge certain urges that society would otherwise frown on. @EmotionallyUnstable... I wonder what kind of skeletons he has in closet. One has to live by a certain "code", you know...

Breast self exam?

I don't remember Mackenzie, but that Isaac McKittrick dude played pretty well, too.

I think McD and Beane kept him around to be on the PS but his TC play combined with the horrid play by AJ forced their hand. Honestly, I think it says more about what they thought of him that they were willing to start guys off the street with a week of practice over him twice in a four week stretch. Gruden, on the other hand, picked up both EJ and AJ after the book was pretty much written, soooooo... maybe he just has a thing for really bad QBs.

It's almost like Peterman's the tire and the SUV is Raida Nation.

EJ probably thinks this is a lot like his throw to the concession tent... off target.

I'm rooting for NP to do even worse if he ever sees game action again, not because I'm an #######... ok, not just because I'm an #######, but because I care. Right now at least he has a claim to something. Less bad QB play stands to tarnish his legacy as the worst of all time.

??? ñ DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

Have the waterboy set the cardboard cutout Josh up in the backfield for the first few drills so the defense can wear themselves out a little. The smug douchey look on his face is grating on them and they're ready to kill him again.

They have a forum? Is it a chat room on the JLo fanclub website? FIFY

Devin Singletary is used in a role similar to the way Alvin Kamara split time with Mark Ingram and is in contention for OROY.

Teach you the levitating towel trick?!?! Ok... fine. So you put your hand here, like so, think really hard about Poyer’s lady and then slowly raise your hand. Voila. DUDE?!?! That is NOT cool on so many levels!

What about Kelvin Benjamin's time with the Bills makes you think he could play TE? If he's a pass catching TE, he needs to catch passes. If he's not, he needs to make physical contact with defenders. IIRC, he does neither.

I wonder if he'll actually accept the invite once he realizes that it means he'll have to agree to catch footballs as part of the workout.

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!

I could see where you could get confused, but I think this belongs in the “Post a picture of a rapey Bill” thread.

I read the thread title and thought this was going to be about the fact that he's finally able to grow facial hair.

Better that than getting swaffled.

Hopefully he's 7' tall and can consume opponents with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.