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Not to speak ill of the dead, but I think he essentially realized his cap management was a giant poop grenade and he made sure he cleared the area before it exploded.

I never said Kiko was smart.

He must have seen the Bodine trade and surmised there's a market for useless players.

Guess that explains Hauschka's extension...

My sentiments nearly exactly. Beat me by seconds!

So Beane got assets for Bodine AND manages to make a division rival worse in the process?!?! I'm starting to buy into this Beane is a sorcerer business!

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33.8 fluid ounces... or 202.9 teaspoons full... or 4.23 cups, your choice.

That's a new one. I had never heard "mannish look" used as a euphemism for penis before.

McCoy for Alonso Takeo Spikes And I’d call Hughes more of a carbon fiber composite.

Except the OP didn't say "than," he said "Name 5 teams better then the Buffalo Bills"... therefore #6.

Don’t be ridiculous. Just look at the boy, he looks like a video game addicted teenager that lives in his mom’s basement. It was a valiant attempt, but it’ll never be a part of his game. Learn from the past. How many times are you going to watch him get picked throwing the square out before you accept that he just doesn’t have strong enough facial hair follicles to pull it off?!?!

Actually, I thought the awkward silences were the best part...

Everyone is interpreting this as player by player... for the sake of efficiency I actually think it makes more sense as a team for team swap. Mayock’s new at this and Mark Davis clearly inherited some crazy genes, so maybe Da Raidas would go for it. The chaos would sure boost ratings for Hard Knocks.

Right?! All this talk about the INT, but that mange infested dead muskrat on his face is the thing that worries me the most about his lack of judgment. Know your strengths Josh; buy a razor!

It was actually a good strategy because if they challenge they burn a timeout, if they don’t they have to call a timeout anyway because they were about to get a delay of game.

This will literally get you nowhere...

It can be done. If you listen to the waitress when he asks she mentions that the wine they were drinking was Opus One, which is pricey regardless of vintage, but can get extreme for certain years. https://www.sokolin.com/2013-opus-one-75648-750-xx4?fee=8&fep=45800&vfsku=75648.750.XX4&vfsku=75648.750.XX4&gpla=pla&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhpWk1YOZ5AIVkp-fCh2RXQnfEAQYASABEgI6NvD_BwE

Poor Mr. Ed developed a Dupuytren's contracture... someone should do a study to see if it can be related to an overuse injury from holding an extra-large toothbrush.

I can't quite put my finger on what it is, exactly, but I'm just not as excited about the prospect of Trinity in skin-tight leather this time around...

Or you just haven’t had the right $50 steak. My wife is like a delayed reaction credit card roulette; there have been times when friends are in town and she’s just paid the bill and I didn’t realize it until I got the statement. Huge fan of their cacio e pepe. So simple, but so good with their homemade pasta!!

Weren’t those the instructions; name 5 better teams then the Bills? We’re #6 by default.

What’s a poor TBD member to do when the mods adopt an “If you can’t beat them join them” approach to the offseason lunacy?

More like the Scott 1-ply of toilet paper.

I thought if you were the GM of the Cowboys by default you would in fact be Jurrah... in which case the answer to “what would you do as GM” would probably be underage prostitutes.