Johnny Hammersticks

Whatever happened to just being a dirtbag? Can’t that still be a thing, or do we have a mental disorder now for everyone who behaves like an #######?

The wife and I are starting this tonight. Was also recommended to us this past weekend by some friends. My wife has a hard time with shows portraying violence/abuse against children, but she can handle other “creepy” stuff. Just finished season 2 of Black Summer on Netflix which was a decent watch. Goes by quickly. One of those “brain candy” shows that you can watch both seasons in 3-4 nights without staying up all night.

Loved watching Rubin work with the Avett Brothers in their documentary “Make it Last.” He’s definitely an eccentric type of dude, but one of the best record producers ever.

What a brawl!! I actually had Billy Q in a parlay and was nervous there a few times. Benitez is a tough SOB. Had Billy close to a finish there a couple times himself. I like BQ a lot. Tremendous fighter, but also comes across as a good natured dude in his post-fight interviews. Did these guys win the FOTN bonus?

I always had a problem with the "sex addiction" thing. Especially when Tiger Woods claimed that his legitimate mental health afflictions caused him to have sex with all those porn stars and other skanks. Give me a freaking break. You're a wealthy, famous man who enjoyed having sex with a lot of women and got away with it for a while. Almost an insult to others who suffer with legitimate mental health issues. But I digress....

I know, right? 😆 Gee, thanks coach 😕

When I read your posts, I think of your voice as Sandler’s mom in the movie Waterboy 🤷🏾‍♂️ Foosball is the devil! 😂

“Gilliam is like a flip phone.” WTF? 🤣😂

Thanks for asking. It’s for it.

Never been arrested. I’d probably get a slap on the wrist also. People do dumb ***** sometimes. Even good people do dumb *****. You know what it says in the Bible about forgiving people, right?

It was invented by a Canadian whose favorite sport was lacrosse 🤓

Well, Confucius, one who dies falling off a 6 foot ladder into a 16 feet deep pool was probably going to die sooner than later, anyway. Oh! 😳 yeah. She died a horrible, selfie-induced influencer death. Is there irony here? I’m stoned.

Ruby Tuesday’s salad bar is legit.

Miesha Tate 😍🥰

Wasn’t it Jeremiah’s on Monroe that used to have live music on Thursday nights (early 2000s)? I pulled so much ass out of that place 😁

I couldn’t believe it when Valentina Schevchenko did that to Jessica Andrade!!

Gerard Gordeau vs Teila Tuli!! I’ll admit I had to look that up, but I do remember the fight. Holy hell!

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-lists/death-by-selfie-11-disturbing-stories-of-social-media-pics-gone-wrong-15091/ 11 additional stories about people dying taking selfies.

One of the first ever mma fights I ever watched was Rickson Gracie vs some Japanese fighter (can’t remember his name). I think it was like 94 or 95. Of course, it was on a VHS mix tape that we “borrowed” from my friend’s dad. IIRC, Tank Abbott was also on that tape and nearly killed some poor guy 😂

Remember when Wendy’s had a little buffet with salad, pasta and a taco bar? Only time in my life to my knowledge I’ve ever had food poisoning. I think it was the taco meat. I was probably 9 or 10, but I remember I couldn’t even swallow my own saliva for about 3 days. It was baaaad.

https://www.tapology.com/rankings/4051-worst-male-grappler-with-10-or-more-fights-in-the-ufc I mean, tapology has him ranked as the 2nd worst male mma grappler with more than 10 fights. A lot of folks in the know feel that Conor is a “paper” BJJ brown belt. He received his brown belt after knocking out Poirier in their first fight. He didn’t earn it in a legit manner. Plus, I’ve watched every single one of his fights. Well, at least all of his UFC fights. He actually did better than I thought against Khabib. Even though Khabib dominated him, he wasn’t able to “rag doll” and G&P him like he did to everyone else. Other than the ones he lost to, what other good grapplers (other than Nate Diaz) has he beaten? Conor never had to use his BJJ all that much...until he did. Now we’re seeing how he stacks up with the better grapplers. Not great. I will concede that saying Conor is “trash” or “sucks” at BJJ is not accurate. He is just not good compared to other mma grapplers. I guess we can just agree to disagree, friend 🤷🏾‍♂️

I guess my favorite part is that this happened whilst she was taking a selfie. Am I going to hell?

I mean, my 6 year old daughter did ~18-20 foot jump last summer, and my son did a jump from ~35-40. This girl must have hit a rock or something.