Johnny Hammersticks

I mean...you could probably just forge one. Just like my brother and I used to do to buy cigs back in the day 🤷🏾‍♂️

The headline could just have easily had read “Diabetic mom” or “Epileptic mom.” What does being on the Autism Spectrum have to do with dressing like a skank?

Wait, the mom is autistic or she is the mother of an autistic child? Syntax matters.

You need a note from your mommy.

I was at this game and it was amazing. Perhaps the best thing about the game, other than the brawl and Lindy going after Murray, was the OT winner by (without looking) Drew Stafford? The curse of Lindy Ruff is still alive and well!

Don’t you hate it when you sitting down on the toilet to take a dump and you crush your balls between your thigh and the the seat? I need a Bugatti toilet.

Kerryon, our wayward son.

Sounds like her spinal cord was severed. At least she didn't feel anything while she was watching herself being eaten alive.

Okay. Yeah, we want to develop him as an OT of course. But I would contend that Lee Smith was probably more of an OT than a TE even though he was listed as a TE on the roster 😂🤣

I don’t see what’s so horribly wrong with this take. Bring him in for goalline packages, and once in a while let him slip out for a pass 🤷🏾‍♂️

If that thing makes you barf, you’d probably have a seizure and die if you saw my grocery getter. Looks like a big body benz with a Porsche front end, btw.

Man...she looks identical to a girl I dated for a few months during grad school. Boy, was she fun in bed...😍😍

I’d like to draft Zaven Collins at 30. Between he and Tremaine, I think they can cause a lot of problems for opposing OCs in terms of both coverage and pass rush if utilized properly.

I’ll definitely be at this one with my 🍊 crew if any of you guys want to meet up!

Trill Williams.

My eyes!!!

If I get a breakfast sandwich it’s usually at McDonalds on the way to an early morning sporting event for one of my kids. My go-to is chicken on a biscuit with cheese and bacon. I did have an interesting breakfast sandwich a couple weeks ago though. Saw it at the farmers market and was curious...thought I’d give it a try. It was Genoa salami on a bagel with cream cheese. I was pleasantly surprised. Tasty combo!

The new Melissa McCarthy movie on Netflix, Thunder Force, is absolutely dreadful. Wife was asking all week to watch and I finally caved last night. Brutally not funny. Jason Bateman was in a few mildly entertaining scenes. Overall, I wish I had those 2 hours of my life back. Fair warning.

As a Yankees fan I agree with your assessment of Boone. I don’t think he’s a good manager. I wasn’t a huge Girardi fan either though.

Don’t worry. The pitching staff will come together once German gets over the trauma of his woman beating, and Taillon remembers where home plate is. When is Severino returning? In a normal world Higgy would be the regular catcher and Stink-chez would be the back-up/DH/pinch hitter. I’m beginning to think Sanchez has some incriminating photos of Cashman or something. He sucks as a catcher. My Yankee fan friends laugh at me what I say that Judge shouldn’t be given an extension. I love him as an outfielder, love the home runs, but overall he is not a good hitter. He and Stanton are clones. Probably a wild card team when it’s all said and done.

Like others I’d like to hear the whole story. Maybe Donald is a raging lunatic and just attacked this guy randomly without cause...doubt it. I’m sure this guy did something to provoke Donald. Not saying he deserved the ass whoopin necessarily, but these things are rarely just random assaults. Likely big payday regardless for the big fella.

The Huddle Report is one of my favorite sites. Good mocks and player evaluations. https://thehuddlereport.com/

The dude is a complete mystery to me. Good riddance, IMO. I don’t dislike him or think he’s a bad person. I just think the team is better off moving on without him.

Alan Griffin to enter the NBA draft 🤔😆

Wife and I had to cancel our trip to Jamaica last summer for our 10th anniversary. We’re both uncomfortable with international travel right now, but are considering other options. My folks are going to take the kids for a week, so we are looking at some “low key” beach options. I found a really nice resort in Deerfield Beach, FL. 7 nights in a “deluxe” oceanfront room plus round trip airfare for the both of us for just over $2600. Prices are crazy cheap right now. We are also entertaining the option of doing a road trip. Map out 3 or 4 different destinations and just hit the road and stay 1-2 nights at each place. We’re also renting a lake house on Saranac Lake with my sister and her family in early August, and we’ll most likely take the kids to Wells Beach in Maine for 3-4 days at some point.