Johnny Hammersticks

Battle was spotted, along with Mike Hopkins and other Cuse players, at Destiny USA tonight. I am hearing that he had a change of heart due to wanting to be closer to home (from NJ). Also, I am hearing that this will be his last official visit before he makes his final decision (has visited Duke and Michigan). Unfortunately, I am also hearing that Duke is still very much in play. F5!!!! Expect to hear something, either way, by Monday. Go Cuse!! Edit: Also learned that even if Cuse lands Battle they will still have 1 scholarship remaining for 2016 class.

Duke and Louisville are both unlikely to go after Battle. https://twitter.com/cusesigel/status/611981050206662656

1 available scholarship for 2016 is my understanding. https://twitter.com/cusesigel/status/612086501111762944

Tyus Battle, 2016 5 star guard, has re-opened his recruitment and is visiting Syracuse this weekend. Gave his verbal to Michigan a month ago. Keep your fingers crossed!!

You got Ebola? Cancer? Put some Tussin on it.

Wow. I called one time just to ask a question about a pay-per-view event and they gave me all the movie channels free for 6 months just for being a "loyal customer." It hard not to get stuff for free from DTV. I have had the Sunday Ticket for 8 years and have never, ever paid full price for it. Would you like to hire a consultant to make the call?

Seems legit. I hope your memorandum of understand terms is up to snuff.

Obviously you missed that tuna melt class in culinary school.

Haha....my grandma calls the pharmacist the drugist.

Hopefully just a freak thing that hasn't been reported yet. Holding out of mandatory OTA's would be a very poor decision for a 2nd year 7th round pick.

JYD Baby!!!!!!!!!

The only way I see this happening is if Mathis really, really wants to come to Buffalo and is willing to take a discount. This will likely be his last contract, and I have to believe that there are 4-5 other teams that have the need for Mathis and much more $ to throw around. This would be a luxury acquisition.

They're going to sneak back into prison once they realize the food is better there than in Canada.

Nice try pal. They don't have evening services. The poisonous snakes that they use in their rituals are not nocturnal creatures.

Dude! This bird, that he isn't even really dating, told him that he would need to miss the Bills/Jags game (IN OCTOBER) because he would be in church! And she was serious!

F5!!!!

Karlos Williams will have >7 TD's

Yeah, and not even bad in a good way...

I like the fake stuff. Just syrup and butter on pancakes. Syrup, butter, fruit and whipped cream on waffles.

Bills tweets are like crack for the offseason. Now if you were a crack head....would you want a bunch of crack all the time, or just one big crack party every year? I thought so...

Doing his wife while smoking a cig? Now that is comedic genius.

You two have been "dating" for such a short time, and she's already making your plans for a Saturday morning in October? Yeah man, run away as fast as you can. Change your phone number and move to North Dakota. Craaaazzzzeeeee! Oh yeah, she has crazy friends because she is also crazy. Crazy women like to surround themselves with girlfriends who are only slightly more crazy than themselves to make them look better by comparison. It's a fact.

That settles it. TRBJ is Kevin Bacon from Footloose.

Buy airfare to Toronto so you can attend that big cripple orgy.

They're would probably be an uncomfortable period, when you first arrived to the orgy, where you'd have to weed through the really disgusting mongrels until you find something "do-able."