Johnny Hammersticks

Shhhhhhhhh....

Your mom

No quarterback in this draft, like a Carson Wentz, to “mortgage the farm” to move up for. I’d stay put and stockpile talent with our draft assets unless a guy like Allen or Mayfield slide into the teens. I’d be happy with giving up 21 or 22, a late round pick, and maybe a pick in 2019 to move up 7-9 spots. I’d also be happy with Lamar Jackson at 21.

Most of what I’m seeing and hearing is that Cuse needs to win 2 games in the ACC tourney to have a shot. Will get Wake on Tuesday. If UNC wins tonight the Cuse/Wake winner would get NC State in the 2nd round. If duke wins...it’s UNC ? go Heels!! Welp...

Of course!!

Yeah, I heard they have it at D&L. Louie has quite the selection there. I have him set me aside a few cases of Brooklyn Summer every year because it’s very difficult to find in Vermont.

Yeah, I think they’re starting to expand their distribution. Check your beer stores! Sip of Sunshine is tasty.

Freaking hippies ?

Yikes! With a knife? Ouch...

Can anyone outside of Vermont get their hands on Lawson’s Sip of Sunshine? Used to be I could only find it when I went up north to Burlington. Within the past few weeks, however, I’ve seen it at 3 different beer stores here in town (Middlebury). A buddy of mine said he found it at a beer store in my home town, Auburn, NY. Interesting.

That’s what I was suspecting. Jilted ex boyfriend.

Those pesky exploding meth pipes!! Glass shards to the face every time. Story of my life...

you!!

If the bills groped my wife and pushed my mother down a flight of stairs...I’m so done with this team.

My steak would have to be burned beyond recognition for me to send it back. I worked in restaurants for most of my life, so I know better. If you are dissatisfied with your meal or the service...just don’t go back to that restaurant. I’ve see a lot of horrible things happen in the kitchen. I’d be willing to wager that the OP’s steak was dropped on the floor and farted on by the grill cook before they sent it back out.

Darnold Rosen Mayfield Allen Jackson

How dare you, sir?

I have a better chance of getting an unsolicited BJ from my wife. 0.0%

Hahahahahaha!!! I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

I fart in your general direction.

That’s an insult to dogs everywhere.

Vermont. No question. Mainly because most people drive 5-10 mph too slow so they can check out the sweet foliage and mountains. I live here, you stupid $&@%, and I have to get my kid to a dentist appointment. Pull over and let me by!!

I needed that today. Thanks, Gugs.

I can cook like a mofo. I basically grew up in a restaurant. Started washing dishes at 14 and worked my way up to line cook before moving out to the front of the house where the real money is. I don’t like recipes. I like to go to the grocery store and pick out ingredients that I think go well together. Usually turns out to be pretty delicious.

This is a rare pass for me....