Johnny Hammersticks

I have been to camp probably 10 times over the past few years (morning and night sessions), and I have never, ever had to wait for a bus. They have 4 or 5 lined up ready to go both ways. A lot of folks stay to get autographs essentially until they are asked to leave the facility....well after practice has ended. Hence the cars still in the parking lot at that time.

“Questioned at the scene by police, Adams, who was in the park accompanied by a female professional personal care attendant, exhibited “some developmental disabilities,” Apple Valley Police Capt. Nick Francis tells PEOPLE.” He had a “handler” there. If I were the parent of the 8 year old I’d be suing the **** out of what ever agency or school district that “personal care attendant” was working for.

Looks like my front yard early on a Saturday morning. Except mine is covered with heroin addicts waiting to use my shower.

Yes they do. We went to an 8:45 session last week, and the buses ran from 7:00-12:00. We stayed for about 45 minutes after practice to get autographs, and still hopped a bus with no problem at 11:45. Check the website for specifics. The website is your friend.

The Fall Guy, Good Times, MASH, and Dukes of Hazzard were my favorites when I was a young child. Laugh Olympics was one of my fav cartoons on Saturday morning.

This is how it went for me last year. I got like $45 off my bill for 12 months, and HBO ($12/month) free for a year. With no renewed contract. I was happy. I have yet to make my annual call. Gotta get on that.

You guys need to stop laying down with loose women. Everyone knows that’s how you get Strep. Throat herpes.

Finally I can be rid of these useless nipples.

He saw a doctor, and then saw a doctor again. Please try to keep up.

I like to be surprised, personally. I saw Dark Star Orchestra a couple summers ago (unreal Grateful Dead cover band). They play entire sets from real GD shows. I reluctantly peeked at their setlist from the show the night before, and it was a show from Winterland ‘77. They played 2 consecutive nights at Winterland in ‘77 (IIRC), so I was pretty sure they would play the second show the night we were going to see them. Turns out they did, and I knew the entire set list before they played. Kind of ruined the show for me.

Yes. Who am I kidding?

Nope. I will be on a beach in Maine. Nope. I have, however, participated in several dance battles. I’m ferocius.

I believe him to be, but he didn’t show it last night. I will say, however, that his protection was less than great.

Are people with face and neck tattoos allowed?

Agreed. I was most interested to see if he would be able to run like he did in college. He’s going to have that element of his game essestiallly stripped away. Sure, he’ll break off the occasional long run, but it is clear that NFL speed is entirely different than college. What is left? A mediocre passer? Not bashing the kid or saying he’s a bust, but he clearly is a project.

1 cup of warm water 1 Tablespoon of apple cider vinegar 1 Tablespoon of honey Mix together and sip.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Enjoy your superiority and call me in the morning ?

This. McCarron and Allen make the 53. Peterman to the PS. Are folks really thinking that Peterman won’t clear waivers? Even if some team picks him up to be their 3rd QB...no big deal. I’ve never been a big fan of keeping 3 QB’s on the 53. If you lose your top 2 QB’s, your season is over anyway. Plenty of sucky QB’s out there that are looking for work. Need that roster spot for depth at other positions.

Yeah, I used to get laid a lot by a lot of different beautiful women. Then I got married...

Meddle is also very good. It would be tough to decide between the two for me. Deciding my top 5 favorite albums is an exercise in futility. I tried.

It won’t just burn your mouth, it will destroy your mouth. Hot Pocket!

Astro kept referring to him as “pet cat” in today’s write up. Why?

These people should be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. What the hell did I just watch ??

Last Chance U Season 3 in on Netflix. If you thought the last coach was an !@#$, you’re in for a real treat with this new guy. What a freaking lunatic! Fun show to watch though. I’m 2 episodes in.

Isn’t he like 47?