Johnny Hammersticks

Oh yeah? Well Matt Damon survived on potatoes for about 6 years in that movie where he got trapped on Mars. What do you make of that, Bill Nye?

During college I used to spend summers working in Martha’s Vineyard. There were always smoking hot Brazilian prostitutes all over the bars in Oak Bluffs. Lots of rich, horny guys floating around. Fortunately I never had to pay for sex. Tons of willing nasties floating around as well ?

Yup. Butter and a splash of milk. That’s the way Dad used to make them.

I think Hock is going to be a huge steal.

I drafted Josh Gordon #47 overall in a 10 team league. Risky but what the hell?

Yeah. I took Mahomes with my 2nd pick, so 13th overall. Definitely could have had another RB1, but I came straight back with Amari Cooper at 27 as there had been a huge run on WR’s and I panicked. The guys in my league are not too shy about trades, however, so I think I will be able to add a RB there. I don’t know man ?‍♂️ Just looked and BUF D/ST went 3rd in my league after CHI and JAX.

Seems like they’re one of the top 3-5 defenses coming off the board.

Check out the fantasy football board. Lots of good stuff in there, and you can evaluate my draft while you’re at it! https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/forum/6-fantasy-football/

Sucked as GM. Made a poor decision in Super Bowl vs Giants. The only one they should have won. Run the freaking ball!!!!

Zeke will miss 2 games.

10 team, 1 pt PPR QB, 2RB, 2WR, RB/WR,TE, D/ST, K Mahomes Bell Josh Jacobs Amari Cooper Cal Ridley Jared Cook Sony Michel Bills D/ST Gastkowski Josh Gordon Larry Fitz Robbie Anderson DK Latav Murray Devin Singletary TJ Hock Thoughts?

Thanks for the recommendation, but we ended up running kind of short on time for food. We ended up getting some decent burgers/wings at a place right across from the main campus entry called Across the Street Pub. I will definitely try The Hollow some time though. Haven’t had really good wings in a while.

Looks like he has a nest of tarantulas in his speedo. I’ve seen pics ?

I tried that before. I ran out and had to score some meth behind Price Chopper to have with my danish.

This is really good coffee for the $. I like the French roast.

The man has a coffee crisis. This is not a thread about Charles Bronson movies. Please try to keep up.

Looks good. I could murder a chicken parm and a Caesar salad. About 4 miles from stadium.

Next thing you know we’re all going to be growing man-buns and listening to Cold Play.

My immediate reaction? Josh Allen made one moronically stupid play and two poor throws. It was obvious from the first snap that the goal was to experiment with the run game. Mixed bag with the o-line, but to be expected given all the new role players. Our defense very rarely (if at all) blitzed. Very vanilla. Expect to see so many more diverse looks from Frazier for week 1. Tremaine Edmunds is a savage. Going to be a star. Special teams sucked. Blocking on kick returns sucked. Punt coverage was okay, but Corey B was wildly inconsistent. My only really solid takeaways from this game is that Josh Allen needs to get in a rhythm to throw with consistent accuracy, our special teams units need work, and we need to bring in a punter.

I guess UAlbany area doesn’t have much in the way of good food...?

I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living $&@€ out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

Thanks man ?

Loved watching Tremaine Edmunds last night. Focused on every single one of his snaps twice. He was awesome!

Don’t hassle me about crumbs man, because I’m on the edge of the edge.

Hey all. Taking my son to the Professional Lacrosse League (Chaos vs Atlas) game tonight at Tom & Mary Casey Stadium (UAbany). I’ve done the research online and know of some restaurants that are close by, but I was wondering if there might be some UAlbany alums or locals that know of any “must try” eateries near campus? I will be with my 9 year old son, so not looking for anything too fancy. Any hidden gems? BTW...tickets are still on sale for $19.99. Game time is 8:00 and 2 of the best teams are playing. If you enjoy lacrosse at all, the PLL is really, really fun to watch. https://www.premierlacrosseleague.com/tickets