Johnny Hammersticks

Jay-Zit??!! Is that you?! I played 7th/8th grade lacrosse with a really fast kid we called “wheels.” Better known as “Jay-Zit” later in life when he developed bad acne. Kids are mean....

My Father has always called me Bonehead. Even to this day. He now shortens it to “Bone.” I can’t remember the last time my dad called me by my first name ?

Wait, living in the slums improves your immune system? Why didn’t you suggest I come stay with you in my cold remedies thread? Bad friend.....

Who are Billy and Joel? They like almond butter too?

Exactly!

Almond butter and raspberry jam. Peanut butter is for peasants.

Interestingly convenient indeed. Think Carey would still be starting if his hand were not injured?

Seriously, it’s only an hour or two from Miami to Boca.

Too much porn. Your iPhone has AIDS.

Did you pee in your pants a little bit as you posted this?

McD should move Morse to RT, Ford to LG, Feliciano to LT, Dawkins to C, and Spain to CB to cover those bigger WR’s for Wallace. That would be way better.

No

I’ve notice the rednecks around here pronounce cousin with a “t” at the end. Like “My cousint John moved to Kansas.” Weird.

He’s not even 2nd in the PG depth chart, man. And he’s not ever playing SG. He’s done.

Why do you pee in your hallway? A lot of things that don’t make sense with you, bub.

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Welp....Kentucky it is ?‍♂️

Perhaps. I could see Ryan Bates sliding into that spot also. I would like to see them extend Spain for a year or two though. Everyone else (Dawkins, Long, Feliciano, Bates, Ford, Morse, Nsekhe) is locked up at least through next season. I think we are pretty well set at o-line without using any significant draft assets. I’d rather use my top picks on WR, Edge, LB, and CB.

Agreed about CB being a need, but I think you’re writing off Ford at RG a little too quickly. He is a rookie. I have the offseason needs as follows: 1. Edge 2. WR 3. LB (is Edmunds better suited for SOLB?) 4. CB 5. DT

Spain has been pretty good, no? I don’t think o-line is a pressing offseason need. JMO.

Tee Higgins is my guy as well. Exactly what Allen needs in a boundary WR.

Walk a mile in my shoes....??

Okay, so just an update because I know many of you lost sleep last night thinking about my well being. Last night was tough. I slathered my whole body with Vick’s like grandma used to do, took a couple shots of night time cold medicine, and drank a cup of tea with honey before bed. I was coughing my brains out for most of the night, and then all of a sudden (I think around 4 or 5) I just fell fast asleep. Woke up at around 8:30. I feel a bit better this morning. Although my nasal congestion is still bad and I’m still coughing, my body just feels better. I have to take my son to 2 hockey games today. We travel up to Burlington here shortly for a noon game, and then over to Hanover, NH for a late-afternoon game. Time to venture out into the cold. People, please send your thoughts and prayers.

If Isaiah’s Dad is anything like Taurean Thompson’s Mom, we have a 50/50 chance ?

What? I can’t reach out to my friends for cold remedy tips? Are you too much of a man to take Zicam? Don’t you ever pee sitting down? Reported I haven’t used cannabis for years...not sure who you’re thinking about. But I have heard that THC is good for treating Neuroses ??