Johnny Hammersticks

Of course.

Can you do a movie review of Ghost Dad?

Born in 1979. I remember how bad the Bills were when I was really young. My father had 4 season tix through work as long as I can remember (I think his boss owned a whole row of STs). My dad brought me to my first game against the Saints in December of 1989. It was snowing like crazy. I have a distinct memory of people handing out little plastic gift bags to all the kids coming in the gates. There was a coloring book and crayons, a Bills scarf, a bunch of NFL stickers…and a little mini pack of Marlboro reds. 😂

I’d let her fart in my dinner.

Oh, the poor, poor children! Someone burn that horrible woman at the stake!

I’ve been begging my wife to allow me to do a prime rib for Thanksgiving for the past few years, but she doesn’t want anything to do with it. I like turkey, but it’s not my favorite. I enjoy the leftover cold turkey sandwiches more than I do the actual turkey dinner.

Well, your 1000 pound anchor chain reference sounds like something that a communist would say.

I’d like to add that since the Oliver injury, Groot has been used all over the defensive line. Notice how he’s playing 3 tech in a lot of obvious run situations. Most of the time he isn’t allowed to “pin his ears back” like traditional edge rushers. But he seems to be making an impact on a lot of plays. He’s doing his job, IMO. 🤷🏾‍♂️

No Donnie Freeman tonight. That sucks.

Yeah. Complete slug. Sacks aren’t the only stat that matter for DEs. 🤦🏾‍♂️

So the bar is set at whoever has fewer warts? Gross.

Did anyone happen to notice the mess Daboll just left in New Jersey? The guy’s a certified lunatic. No thanks. I’d rather let Ronald Curry call the plays if they move on from Brady.

It’s loud too.

I’m not sure how this works. His contract looks pretty doable in the short term. Looks like Miami restructured his deal to save cap space this year, but Minkah is on the books for ~15.5 million in the final year of his 4 year deal next season. Would Buffalo be on the hook for paying him that?

Not sure if his contract would be cost prohibitive or not. Looks like Miami restructured his deal this year. Any “capologists” care to weigh in?

I really enjoyed that former board member who tried to do movie review threads. He did a movie review thread of the Smurfs movie and hilarity ensued. I think he disappeared after that one. 😂 Edit: I think his handle was SelmonSmith6378 or something like that. Claimed to be a college student down in Florida I believe.

Cooper sharp with onions is the play. The wiz isn’t good unless you’re hammered at 2am, IMO.

I was excited to hear that Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead cover band) was coming to a small local theater in November. I went to their website to purchase tickets and they were $65 for BALCONY seats! DSO is really good and they tour nationally, but I’m not paying $130 plus fees to take my wife to see a cover band. After you get a bite to eat before and a couple beers at the show, you’re in for $350 at least. That’s insane.

Killer body. 😏

Watched One Battle after Another in the theater last night. It was just a really cool movie. Sean Penn’s character was so bizarre and interesting. Great performances from Benecio del Toro and Leo DiCaprio. Real interesting story line. Highly recommended.

The in-school suspension teacher in my high school screwed a bunch of kids that I knew. Probably at least 4 or 5. She kind of looked like Monica Lewinsky and was in her 20s. Not hot by any means, but acceptable for horny teenage boys. I’m pretty sure she got away with it.

Watched the first 3 episodes of Wayward on Netflix last night. Good start and an interesting story, but I’m fairly certain there is something far more sinister happening. Toni Collette is terrifying to me. I feel like she was built for these creepy roles like Hereditary.

LOUD NOISES!!!

I’ve always love Wu-Tang and the solo projects by Raekwon, GZA, ODB and Ghostface. Liquid Swords is one of those albums I could listen to from start to finish…over and over. Interestingly, I met Method Man at a street lacrosse event in NYC a couple years ago. He was a super nice guy. I chatted with him for a solid few minutes.

Stalking Samantha: 13 Years of Terror was absolutely mind blowing. Three episode true-crime miniseries on Hulu. I won’t spoil anything, but I just kept thinking to myself that if this were my daughter, I’d have tuned this idiot up with a Louisville slugger after like year five. Check it out. ✌️