BuffaloBill

I’ve encountered you again my friend. This time you were driving just west and south of Cleveland in the furthest left lane of three lanes while the others were relatively clear. The posted speed limit was 70 mph and many signs along the way saying pass on the left. You were going about 40 mph. With this background out of the way let me say that the rest of us must admire your brilliance. We were incapable of reading the pass on the left meant pass the guy who is going 40 on the left. We completely failed to honor your need to look at the cell phone GPS sitting on your lap, how inconsiderate of us. I guess our synapses fail to fire in the same elegant and brilliant ways that only yours can. I do hope that you responded my one fingered communication and later found the heights of sexual ecstasy that you so deserve. In fact further down the road there was as billboard indicating that “Adult World” was being visited by Stormy Daniels. I assume this is where you were headed as a man with your intelligence and sexual prowess could not pass up such an encounter. Have a great Thanksgiving holiday and I hope not to run over you on the way home

It’s amazing how things turn with a win. Not much more than 10 days ago Zay was a bust and the o-Line was the worst in the NFL.

Excellent deduction. Clearly you are smarter than the OP who missed this.

I agree Ree this is how he came across. If he has the answers why did he get fired from two gigs? On the surface he sounds good but there is no substance to his rhetoric.

Good luck to him. He will be a part of Buffalo folklore.

Don’t let facts overcome brilliant ideas.....

Awesome message

I was worried that this thread somehow involved two idiots dropping their pants....

You must have been on the 290 this morning. You in a pickup in the far right lane going slower than the rest of traffic, people passing around you and making it a bit crowded in the middle lane next to you. Your solution to break free? You cut someone else off to your left. You then cross the middle lane and continue your slow progress westbound in the far left lane. Awesome driving!

Peterman may become the first QB in NFL history to throw a ***** for a pick six......

Wow is it every dusty in my pit of a house. The Bills Mafia is amazing. Let’s hope that someday the team catches up to its fan base.

Happy Birthday old dude!!!!!

I am worried here. How in the world did you come across this gem? Are you looking to off some infidels?

Your wife tells us that you do not pick battles wisely But back to the point of the post if you are not passing and in the left lane you should be obliterated and moved out of the way.

You’re ancient. Many around these parts will have no idea about you have said.....

I think he was referring to the other men in her life....

The reality is that a coaching change probably does nothing to improve this team. The Offense is such a mess that there is little to work with unless Josh Allen returns and starts to show signs of life. The Bills really bungled the talent situation and are paying the price for it. The Pegula’s likely give Bean and McDermott next season to show some sort of a turnaround.

Only Bills fans are reduced to the pile of ***** otherwise known as we used to have a guy who should not be a starting NFL QB that is better than the guy we have now who also should not be a starting NFL QB.

Sad that a highlight at this point in the season is a 5th round draft pick who is probably, like most 5th rounders, not destined to have a storied NFL career.

Have you checked to to see if it isn’t simply because your ass is wider? Narrow sheets might just be an optical illusion.

No, that is national beer and butter tart month. Though with the new pot laws they may be celebrating Christmas every month.

You haven’t already? Why have you waited?

Condolences. From the story would have loved more exposure to that sense of humor.

Probably just an excuse to protect him on IR. The Bills must be intent on trying to keep him longer term or at least have him compete for the job in next year’s camp.

You know your team is in trouble if this is the strategy issue they are dealing with for the week.