BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 This morning I got out of bed when my alarm went off, had breakfast, did the three S's, got dressed, got in the car, started going to work, and then said to myself "Wait a minute...I'm still asleep, and this is all a !@#$ing dream!" THEN I woke up, got out of bed... Was an hour and a half late to work, all because my brain incorporated my alarm clock into a dream that I was getting ready for work and slept through it. I came home from work today and discovered that everything in my house was stolen and replaced with an exact replica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i'm on vacation so i have no work to go to. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i'm on vacation so i have no work to go to. jw I guess it be a death match then. I gotta stay up all night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I came home from work today and discovered that everything in my house was stolen and replaced with an exact replica! Shucks... I thought that was a lead into this guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I guess it be a death match then. I gotta stay up all night! your move EII. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 your move EII. jw Sorry... Where were we? After visiting PPP ( ) I went out for a walk... To start a compressor and chip some ice of the lower lock gates. Man it is cold and snowy out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it... I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award. There are many, many, many other reasons to consider you a Jackass!! I my pants driving into work one day. That was the last time I tried to go to work while sick. i'm on vacation so i have no work to go to. jw Not going to work this week? Gonna have to do all that sleeping at home now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I my pants driving into work one day. That was the last time I tried to go to work while sick. Lee Harvey, you wild man! I want to party with you! No really, you didn't! What the heck happened to those poor car seats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Lee Harvey, you wild man! I want to party with you! No really, you didn't! What the heck happened to those poor car seats! Fortunately, they were vinyl seats and it didn't permeate the vinyl. A half bottle of rubbing alcohol was used to clean it up and sterilize it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I my pants driving into work one day. That was the last time I tried to go to work while sick. been there, done that. except it was after lunch at Red Lobster. Didn't bother going back to work, went home cleaned up and called it a day. Oh, and did I win yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 and you're putting this out in public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 What secrets does your avatar have to tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Dib's avatar girl wants me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 You animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Fortunately, they were vinyl seats and it didn't permeate the vinyl. A half bottle of rubbing alcohol was used to clean it up and sterilize it. Are we talking duece here or puke? If it is puke... I scream to the rug rats..."Get that head out the window!" They know the drill. Also, plastic shopping bags carefully placed around the car are your friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i'm on vacation so i have no work to go to. jw Also known as "on the wagon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Wagons are for little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Good Morning. Did everyone make it in ok, with the right clothes on and without crapping himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 morning Afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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