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I seen a girl on a one-way corridor

Stealin' down a wrong-way street

For all the world like an urban toreador

She had wheels on her feet - on her feet

Well the cars do the usual dances

Same old cruise and the curbside crawl

But the rollergirl - she's takin' chances

Just love to see her take them on

 

No fears, alone at night - she's sailing through the crowd

In her ears the phones are tight and the music's playin' loud

 

Hallelujah - here she comes - Queen Roller Ball

Enchante - what can I say? Carry on

You know she used to have to wait around

She used to be the lonely one

But now that she been skatin' around town

She's the only one

 

No fears, alone at night - she's sailing through the crowd

In her ears the phones are tight and the music's playin' loud

 

She gets rock n roll, from the rock n roll station

In a rock n roll dream

She's making movies on location

She don't know what it means

And the music make her wanna be the story

And the story was whatever was the song - what it was

Rollergirl - don't worry

DJ play the movies - all night long

 

She tortures taxi drivers just for fun

She like to read their lips

Says: "Toro, toro, taxi - see 'ya tomorrow my son - "

She just let a big truck graze her hip

She got her own world in the city - yeah!

Ain't that true - Lord I know -

She got her own world in the city

The city's bein' so... rude to her

 

Slippin' and a-slidin'

Yeah, life's a roller ball

Slippin' and a-slidin'

Skateaway - that's all

Skateaway

Shala shalay, hey hey, skateaway

She's singin' shala shalay, hey hey

Skateaway

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Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it...

 

I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award.

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Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it...

 

I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award.

 

This morning I got out of bed when my alarm went off, had breakfast, did the three S's, got dressed, got in the car, started going to work, and then said to myself "Wait a minute...I'm still asleep, and this is all a !@#$ing dream!" THEN I woke up, got out of bed...

 

Was an hour and a half late to work, all because my brain incorporated my alarm clock into a dream that I was getting ready for work and slept through it.

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