Albany,n.y. Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Sarah Palin did everone a big favor today-she ended Michael Jackson's reign as lead story on all the cable news channels. I think she was inspired by Michael Jackson, here's her press release: "Woman In The Mirror" I'm Gonna Make A Change, For Once In My Life It's Gonna Feel Real Good, Gonna Make A Difference Gonna Make It Right . . . As I, Turn Up The Collar On My Favourite Winter Coat This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind I See The Kids In The Street, With Not Enough To Eat Who Am I, To Be Blind? Pretending Not To See Their Needs A Summer's Disregard, A Broken Bottle Top And A One Man's Soul They Follow Each Other On The Wind Ya' Know 'Cause They Got Nowhere To Go That's Why I Want You To Know I'm Starting With The woman In The Mirror I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change) (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah) I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish Kind Of Love It's Time That I Realize That There Are Some With No Home, Not A Nickel To Loan Could It Be Really Me, Pretending That They're Not Alone? A Willow Deeply Scarred, Somebody's Broken Heart And A Washed-Out Dream (Washed-Out Dream) They Follow The Pattern Of The Wind, Ya' See Cause They Got No Place To Be That's Why I'm Starting With Me (Starting With Me!) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Ooh!) And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Change Her Ways-Ooh!) And No Message Could've Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . . (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . .) Change! I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror, (Woman In The Mirror-Oh Yeah!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make The Change) (You Gotta Get It Right, While You Got The Time) ('Cause When You Close Your Heart) You Can't Close Your . . .Your Mind! (Then You Close Your . . . Mind!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman, That Woman With That Woman In The Mirror (Woman In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) You Know . . .That Woman No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Oh Yeah!) Gonna Feel Real Good Now! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Ooooh . . .) Oh No, No No . . . I'm Gonna Make A Change It's Gonna Feel Real Good! Come On! (Change . . .) Just Lift Yourself You Know You've Got To Stop It. Yourself! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) I've Got To Make That Change, Today! Hoo! (Woman In The Mirror) You Got To You Got To Not Let Yourself . . . Sister . . . Hoo! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) You Know-I've Got To Get That Woman, That Woman . . . (Woman In The Mirror) You've Got To You've Got To Move! Come On! Come On! You Got To . . . Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up! (Yeah-Make That Change) Stand Up And Lift Yourself, Now! (Woman In The Mirror) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Aaow! (Yeah-Make That Change) Gonna Make That Change . . . Come On! (Woman In The Mirror) You Know It! You Know It! You Know It! You Know . . . (Change . . .) Make That Change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 5 shots of Marnie and 3 Brooklyn Pennant ales will do it KD, that and taping it in from my primatve cell circa 2005.Sarah will be back. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Brooklyn Pennant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Sarah Palin did everone a big favor today-she ended Michael Jackson's reign as lead story on all the cable news channels. I think she was inspired by Michael Jackson, here's her press release: "Woman In The Mirror" I'm Gonna Make A Change, For Once In My Life It's Gonna Feel Real Good, Gonna Make A Difference Gonna Make It Right . . . As I, Turn Up The Collar On My Favourite Winter Coat This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind I See The Kids In The Street, With Not Enough To Eat Who Am I, To Be Blind? Pretending Not To See Their Needs A Summer's Disregard, A Broken Bottle Top And A One Man's Soul They Follow Each Other On The Wind Ya' Know 'Cause They Got Nowhere To Go That's Why I Want You To Know I'm Starting With The woman In The Mirror I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change) (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah) I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish Kind Of Love It's Time That I Realize That There Are Some With No Home, Not A Nickel To Loan Could It Be Really Me, Pretending That They're Not Alone? A Willow Deeply Scarred, Somebody's Broken Heart And A Washed-Out Dream (Washed-Out Dream) They Follow The Pattern Of The Wind, Ya' See Cause They Got No Place To Be That's Why I'm Starting With Me (Starting With Me!) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Ooh!) And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Change Her Ways-Ooh!) And No Message Could've Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . . (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . .) Change! I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror, (Woman In The Mirror-Oh Yeah!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make The Change) (You Gotta Get It Right, While You Got The Time) ('Cause When You Close Your Heart) You Can't Close Your . . .Your Mind! (Then You Close Your . . . Mind!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman, That Woman With That Woman In The Mirror (Woman In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) You Know . . .That Woman No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Oh Yeah!) Gonna Feel Real Good Now! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Ooooh . . .) Oh No, No No . . . I'm Gonna Make A Change It's Gonna Feel Real Good! Come On! (Change . . .) Just Lift Yourself You Know You've Got To Stop It. Yourself! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) I've Got To Make That Change, Today! Hoo! (Woman In The Mirror) You Got To You Got To Not Let Yourself . . . Sister . . . Hoo! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) You Know-I've Got To Get That Woman, That Woman . . . (Woman In The Mirror) You've Got To You've Got To Move! Come On! Come On! You Got To . . . Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up! (Yeah-Make That Change) Stand Up And Lift Yourself, Now! (Woman In The Mirror) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Aaow! (Yeah-Make That Change) Gonna Make That Change . . . Come On! (Woman In The Mirror) You Know It! You Know It! You Know It! You Know . . . (Change . . .) Make That Change. Woulda had 6 and 4 but I was with the kid. One thing about Sarah is she is never going to listen to mainstream logic. If she hears the sound of her nutball cult clamoring for her to do something bigger well by gum she'll go for it! Whether her, or her clan of right wing extremists actually has had any impact at all is debatable but at least here you can say there was one awesomely mind blowing hysterical thread when McCain made her his running mate and every fellow wing nut here creamed in their jeans over the prospect of her being VP. Can't take that away from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Good balanced article on it: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...ml?hpid=topnews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 Possible reasons for leaving: 1. Her family will be taking over the time slot occupied by the "Jon & Kate plus 8" show. 2. She's one of the women that Gov. Sanford only got to 2nd base with. 3. FOXNews needs another morning show host with good legs to titillate the old white guys who watch it. 4. Dick Cheney needs an opening act for his, "I can't wait to say I told you so" tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 A) She's being spirited away by the GOP to be programmed for a Presidential run in 2012 B) She's going to be doing the fundraising circuit for the GOP, because their followers are just fricking stupid enough to pay a shitload of money to hear people like Palin and Gingrich "speak" C) She's going to run for the Senate seat formerly held by Stevens and now held by a -GASP- Democrat. D) Something ugly is about to come out ... she already paid back the taxpayer money she spent on her kids, maybe that was just the tip of the iceberg. Someone in the GOP was smart enough to realize that by the time 2010-2011 rolls around, this dingbat would have been oversaturating us to the point of nausea. Better to fold her tent now and leave with a little shroud of "mystique" that might make it possible for a "glorious comeback" in 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 A) She's being spirited away by the GOP to be programmed for a Presidential run in 2012B) She's going to be doing the fundraising circuit for the GOP, because their followers are just fricking stupid enough to pay a shitload of money to hear people like Palin and Gingrich "speak" C) She's going to run for the Senate seat formerly held by Stevens and now held by a -GASP- Democrat. D) Something ugly is about to come out ... she already paid back the taxpayer money she spent on her kids, maybe that was just the tip of the iceberg. Someone in the GOP was smart enough to realize that by the time 2010-2011 rolls around, this dingbat would have been oversaturating us to the point of nausea. Better to fold her tent now and leave with a little shroud of "mystique" that might make it possible for a "glorious comeback" in 2012. I'm thinking, and I'm actually being serious here, that she's trying to pull a Hillary carpetbagging move and run for elected office in some top heavy republican southern state. Hell she could even run for Sanford's old spot in SC once he steps down or is impeached. Think about it; she has been down there quite a bit, and for some reason Alabama in particular so what's to prevent her from making such a move? Embarrassment? We all know Sarah wasn't cursed with the gift of self awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Sarah Palin did everone a big favor today-she ended Michael Jackson's reign as lead story on all the cable news channels. But not for long. I'm wondering if this PC was scheduled by her staff for this exact date before MJ died or only because MJ died? Did she want a quiet exit while the media was fixated on something else or was it just coincidence? Good balanced article on it: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...ml?hpid=topnews Thanks. Possible reasons for leaving: 1. Her family will be taking over the time slot occupied by the "Jon & Kate plus 8" show. 2. She's one of the women that Gov. Sanford only got to 2nd base with. 3. FOXNews needs another morning show host with good legs to titillate the old white guys who watch it. 4. Dick Cheney needs an opening act for his, "I can't wait to say I told you so" tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I'm thinking, and I'm actually being serious here, that she's trying to pull a Hillary carpetbagging move and run for elected office in some top heavy republican southern state. Hell she could even run for Sanford's old spot in SC once he steps down or is impeached. Think about it; she has been down there quite a bit, and for some reason Alabama in particular so what's to prevent her from making such a move? Embarrassment? We all know Sarah wasn't cursed with the gift of self awareness. IMO, quitting before her term ends is something that will never be good for her in any campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 IMO, quitting before her term ends is something that will never be good for her in any campaign. For once you're actually correct about something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I hear people (not here...yet) saying, thank God we didn't elect McCain. She'd be a heartbeat away from the Presidency. I pray for our President. Largely b/c if anything happens to him, the guy next in line used to plagiarize speeches and with his penchant for malaprops and twisting the English language, makes former President Bush look like an Ivy League professor. Remember, people: Joe Biden is a heartbeat away from the Presidency. How the (bleep) is he better than Palin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I hear people (not here...yet) saying, thank God we didn't elect McCain. She'd be a heartbeat away from the Presidency. I pray for our President. Largely b/c if anything happens to him, the guy next in line used to plagiarize speeches and with his penchant for malaprops and twisting the English language, makes former President Bush look like an Ivy League professor. Remember, people: Joe Biden is a heartbeat away from the Presidency. How the (bleep) is he better than Palin? He has a lot of political experience, he can tell you what he reads, he has knowledge of foreign diplomacy, his brain is three times larger and he doesn't quit when the going gets tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 He has a lot of political experience, he can tell you what he reads, he has knowledge of foreign diplomacy, his brain is three times larger and he doesn't quit when the going gets tough. And he doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he drinks Dos Equis Stay thirsty my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I'm thinking, and I'm actually being serious here, that she's trying to pull a Hillary carpetbagging move and run for elected office in some top heavy republican southern state. Hell she could even run for Sanford's old spot in SC once he steps down or is impeached. Think about it; she has been down there quite a bit, and for some reason Alabama in particular so what's to prevent her from making such a move? Embarrassment? We all know Sarah wasn't cursed with the gift of self awareness. That's an interesting thought and I actually think you could be onto something. Those ijits love her down there. Don't get me started.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I'm thinking, and I'm actually being serious here, that she's trying to pull a Hillary carpetbagging move and run for elected office in some top heavy republican southern state. Hell she could even run for Sanford's old spot in SC once he steps down or is impeached. Think about it; she has been down there quite a bit, and for some reason Alabama in particular so what's to prevent her from making such a move? Embarrassment? We all know Sarah wasn't cursed with the gift of self awareness. That's an interesting thought and I actually think you could be onto something. Those ijits love her down there. Don't get me started.... The two of you put more thought into Sarah Palin than the rest of the country combined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/...ver-understand/ Clearly she plans to run for the presidency. Unfortunately she is sounding as moronic as ever. Not a great way to kickoff her campaign. Who is she even referencing in the "double standard"??? It's got to be Romney right? He's her main competition. She does realize he served a full term as Governor in one of the most liberal leaning states in the Union and when he was in the same exact situation as her, finished his term and took the two years after to make his run. If she's not talking about Romney who is she talking about? Obama? I never saw a resignation from office from him until he was elected President...Bush? Clinton? Anyone??? Also her spoiled little brat thing can't help her in the long run. The whole "wah-wah-wah the media hates me thing" gets real old fast. It's ok for people on either side to bash everyone else but when some worthless blogger in Alaska puts a stupid picture up she sounds the alarm in protest like anyone else is supposed to care. Why is she more important than any other politician, well, ever, and should be immune to criticism? And the platform, she wants to start a conservative movement to unite the country??? Didn't she see the conservative movement just get summarily rejected by the American people? Doesn't she understand that people want a moderate and progressive government? Mitt Romney is looking better and better by the day. This woman needs to go away and go away fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 IMO, quitting before her term ends is something that will never be good for her in any campaign.Perhaps, but being a media whore has not hurt one either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 For once you're actually correct about something! Well, you know....blind squirrel thing... Maybe Hef talked her into posing for Playboy? Might win her some votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/...ver-understand/ Clearly she plans to run for the presidency. Unfortunately she is sounding as moronic as ever. Not a great way to kickoff her campaign. Who is she even referencing in the "double standard"??? It's got to be Romney right? He's her main competition. She does realize he served a full term as Governor in one of the most liberal leaning states in the Union and when he was in the same exact situation as her, finished his term and took the two years after to make his run. If she's not talking about Romney who is she talking about? Obama? I never saw a resignation from office from him until he was elected President...Bush? Clinton? Anyone??? Also her spoiled little brat thing can't help her in the long run. The whole "wah-wah-wah the media hates me thing" gets real old fast. It's ok for people on either side to bash everyone else but when some worthless blogger in Alaska puts a stupid picture up she sounds the alarm in protest like anyone else is supposed to care. Why is she more important than any other politician, well, ever, and should be immune to criticism? And the platform, she wants to start a conservative movement to unite the country??? Didn't she see the conservative movement just get summarily rejected by the American people? Doesn't she understand that people want a moderate and progressive government? Mitt Romney is looking better and better by the day. This woman needs to go away and go away fast. What he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 That's an interesting thought and I actually think you could be onto something. Those ijits love her down there. Don't get me started.... Dude...she's a woman...she can't be president, not ever. Why are you people so obsessed, and worried, and so hateful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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