Nostradamus Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Bills football: Making dreams come true. If it wasn't for Bills football, most of these guys would be working construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Buffalo Bills: Come support the AFC West division champs! Buffalo Bills: Yes Seven of Nine is our favorite trekkie as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Buy a ticket before I die and my fat daughter sells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The Buffalo Bills: If you don't like us....We'll get outta Town!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The Buffalo Bills: The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faderphreak Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Remember the old bumper stickers in the 80s? "Bring professional football back to western New York" Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Using my marketing prowess I've come up with four options, all of which are quite good, therefore I am entitled to suddenly become a GM and make all personnel decisions. 1. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Something exciting is not gonna happen. 2. Three cheers for mediocrity! 3. The Buffalo Bills, promoting retards from within since 2006! 4. The Buffalo Bills: Allergic to the playoffs since 2000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Hey at least we have a 50/50 shot at winning the coin toss!! Never mind...... 'ol DJ will just defer.... Dammit!!! How about Buffalo Bills 2009 DEFERRING CHAMPIONS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Bills fans: SMELL THE GLOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: 3 yards and a cloud of Russ. not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Um, yeah, whats that, yeah, they play really hard, we'll just get back to work and see where things go. ...and we practice that particular situation daily ...and ask the uffishllls why they dint set the ball back down there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The Buffalo Bills: We can't lower our expectations, so up yours. we may have a winner here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Buffalo Bills: It works on Fridays! Buffalo Bills: Hate your job? Watch Dick and the cluster at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: With this economy you couldn't afford playoff tickets anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Buffalo Bills: It worked well on Friday! Buffalo Bills: Where the Players love Dick Buffalo Bills: If it's too tough for them, it's just right in our fieldhouse! Buffalo Bills: More of the Same, Nuts to the Sane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Tom Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Remember the old bumper stickers in the 80s? "Bring professional football back to western New York" Classic And this one... "Go Bills and take the Sabres with you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Bills fans:SMELL THE GLOVE More like the 2 word review for "Shark Sandwich"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Bills Football: All you need is a draft pick and a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 We need a new team song for next year...(with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head Ralph said to us It's not the QB or that toady GM Russ My whole front office rides to work on a short bus There must be 50 ways to lose in football 50 ways to lose in football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBlood Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Buffalo Bills Football: cause 8-8 is like a tie and nobody wants that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmacie Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 The Buffalo Bills: You can win free coffee and bison dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 OK, apologies to Letterman, but here are my picks for the "top 10" slogans list Top 10 Bills Marketing Slogans for 2009 10. Buffalo Bills: We sell beer. 9. Buffalo Bills: Cowher, Parcells, Belechik, Jauron: One of these things does not belong here. 8. Buffalo Bills: Undefeated on bye weeks! 7. Buffalo Bills: One team, One cup 6. Buffalo Bills: 12.5% of the 2007 Patriots* 5. Buffalo Bills: If it's too tough for them, it's just right in our fieldhouse! 4. Buffalo Bills: Hey, you never know. 3. Buffalo Bills: We're Still In The NFL, Technically 2. Buffalo Bills: 2008 Deferring AND Friday Champions! and the number one Bills Marketing Slogan for 2009: 1. Buffalo Bills: Because you're too lazy to drive all the way to Pittsburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UB2SF Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The Bills make me want to SHOUT! - At my televison SHOUT! - O for the division SHOUT! - Salt in the incision The Bills make me want to SHOUT! SHOUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Still Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Apparently even if your not playing you will feel like your worth millions! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Where every year is Two Thousand Seven and Nine The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Guaranteed to piss off enough fans so your season tickets improve every year The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Because Solomon Willcox has to do someone's game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBongo Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 How can I avoid catching the Bills virus? If I have the Bills virus, how do I tell my partner? And what can I do to keep my partner from becoming infected? How often should I be tested to see if I'm having a Bills outbreak? What can I do to treat outbreaks? You don't need to feel ashamed; we're raising awareness about the Bills virus. Education is the first step. Talk to your doctor if you think you may be infected with the Bills virus. winner winner chicken dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 We need a new team song for next year...(with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head Ralph said to us It's not the QB or that toady GM Russ My whole front office rides to work on a short bus There must be 50 ways to lose in football 50 ways to lose in football Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 winner winner chicken dinner The 2009 Buffalo Bills: We're worth millions! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: A commitment to fielding a team for almost 40 years. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: We'll play football so you won't have to. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Join us on Sunday, spend some money and buy some crap. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Come on, you've got nothing better to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Want athletes executing well? Watch our cheerleaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Come watch us play or we'll sell a game to Mexico City! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Possibly your last chance to line Ralph's pockets before, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelso_Helmet Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 We need a new team song for next year...(with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head Ralph said to us It's not the QB or that toady GM Russ My whole front office rides to work on a short bus There must be 50 ways to lose in football 50 ways to lose in football "...so draft another d-back, Jack don't have a game plan, Stan tight ends, are a ploy, Roy and the team will be fine.... re-hire Dick, Rick and we'll waste all the draft picks bottom of the AFC, Lee we're fine with seven and nine..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeJuiceSimpson Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Buffalo Bills 2009: Sorry, we thought he'd be dead by now. Buffalo Bills 2009: The most consistent team in the NFL 3 years strong! Buffalo Bills 2009: Sleep in as late as possible. Buffalo Bills 2009: This dick will come...around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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