BB27 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Golf ball washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 My goodness...I knew you guys were gonna say something but I'm serious. Just moved into a new house about a yr ago so need some ideas. Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I'm a "nagger" guy.If you don't know what I'm talking about you must not watch South Park. Who got the idea to put cute little suspenders on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Funeral singer. 12K a year. Here's some of my specialities. When We Were Sweet 16 Bridge Over Troubled Water Fields Of Gold Mull Of Kintyre Sailing Ave Maria Amazing Grace My Way That's Life You Are So Beautiful Seasons In The Sun You've Got A Friend I'll be There Always On My Mind Love Me Tender The Greatest Love of All He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother You'll Never Walk Alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Funeral singer. 12K a year.Here's some of my specialities. When We Were Sweet 16 Bridge Over Troubled Water Fields Of Gold Mull Of Kintyre Sailing Ave Maria Amazing Grace My Way That's Life You Are So Beautiful Seasons In The Sun You've Got A Friend I'll be There Always On My Mind Love Me Tender The Greatest Love of All He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother You'll Never Walk Alone What, no "Stayin' Alive"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Funeral singer. 12K a year.Here's some of my specialities. When We Were Sweet 16 Bridge Over Troubled Water Fields Of Gold Mull Of Kintyre Sailing Ave Maria Amazing Grace My Way That's Life You Are So Beautiful Seasons In The Sun You've Got A Friend I'll be There Always On My Mind Love Me Tender The Greatest Love of All He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother You'll Never Walk Alone Just curious...what kind of folks request Sailing My Way That's Life Seasons In The Sun He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother (assuming they are not one of the pallbearers). ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Just curious...what kind of folks request Sailing My Way That's Life Seasons In The Sun He Aint Heavy, He's My Brother (assuming they are not one of the pallbearers). ? Prior to them passing, they have a request sheet, to choose a song or two. ( a second song is extra) So I guess to answer your question, Dead people. I hate my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Prior to them passing, they have a request sheet, to choose a song or two. ( a second song is extra) So I guess to answer your question, Dead people. I hate my job. How much does a second song cost? I'd pay money to watch you sing "Seasons in the Sun". I'd videotape it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 How much does a second song cost? I'd pay money to watch you sing "Seasons in the Sun". I'd videotape it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Just wondering how diverse our fan base is.I am a Fire Inspector (12 yrs) 65K Wallet inspector - commission only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Funeral singer. 12K a year.Here's some of my specialities. I'm sure you are in high demand! Actually, my sister sings at weddings and funerals. $200 cash to show up for an hour and sing 3 songs. Not bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I'm sure you are in high demand! Actually, my sister sings at weddings and funerals. $200 cash to show up for an hour and sing 3 songs. Not bad! That's incredible. That's exactly what I do. My pay structure is a bit different thought. They pay me $75 to sing and $1,000 to shut up and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 To get back on the subject...though I don't think he'd be happy with the phrase "small business", you and AJ can call it whatever you want. No, no...I was referring to our video making business. It's been very lucrative since October of last yr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. LOL! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. Oh boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 I'm folding the shoelace re-tipping business and have taken the night Janitor position at XXX Adult Books and Peep Shows. It pays $20 an hour. Should make some good bank there ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. LOL, nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Who got the idea to put cute little suspenders on it? No no no dude, it can't talk. That isn't fair, I'll laugh too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Im a fluffer at the travelling rodeo. Steady job, lots of travel during the season, bank about 45-52K a year plus tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I'll trim the front for you... I hear she doesn't have anything in the front yard to trim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Ron Jeremy's stunt double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Willis' condom supplier... Let's just say I'm writing this from a public library's computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I did that for a while....benefits sucked. Dread Pirate Roberts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Cool, will you come over and landscape my back yard?? I'll do your frontyard with my ....ahem....Lanacane. (sorry....couldn't resist ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 That's DISGUSTING, Lana! What has gotten into you lately?? Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Buffan00 I'm sensing that you lost control of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Professional student: I lose 15-20k a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What? Nobody has claimed to be the official "Ice Boy" for Playboy magazine? Wow... You guys truly ARE NOT living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellaman101 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I double as a stunt man for Peter North, make about 250k a year but most of it goes to astroglyde. Is that for his gay or straight movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. Good one, the subtlety escaped my attention at first ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I did that for a while....benefits sucked. And no long term security. There's always someone waiting to steal your booty and plunder your household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Professional Kangaroo Hunter...I get paid in beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Well, i did work 2 years for my buddy's landscaping business, so i know a little bit. Keeping the front yard well maintained is an absolute MUST. No matter what type of hedge pattern you decide to go with, trimming is recommended at least twice a week. Should you decide to go without hedges in the front yard, you must keep the surface well groomed. You will not want nay stray weeds sprouting up at random places in a hedge free yard. they detract from the overall appearance. No matter the size of the berms up front, these need to be kept maintained as well, as these are often the first thing to catch the eye of a newcomer to the house. With regards to the back door, this varies from the individual. Lots of people dont use the back door, so not as much upkeep is required. However, it is recommended that you keep the back porch clean, should someone decide to use the back door. These simple steps will allow you to have a yard anyone would be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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