3rd Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest

[The Jokeman]

Sep 10 @New England LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami WIN

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota LOSS

Oct 8 @Chicago LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit WIN

Oct 22 New England LOSS

Nov 5 Green Bay WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston WIN

Nov 26 Jacksonville LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego WIN

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets WIN

Dec 17 Miami LOSS

Dec 24 Tennessee WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore LOSS

 

8-8

[Marshmallow]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 1 Minnesota L

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

 

2-14

 

No Oline. No Moulds. No Chance.

[Bill from NYC]

Sep 10 @New England - Loss

Sep 17 @Miami - Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - Loss

Oct 1 Minnesota - Win

Oct 8 @Chicago - Loss

Oct 15 @Detroit - Loss

Oct 22 New England - Win

Nov 5 Green Bay - Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - Loss

Nov 19 @Houston - Loss

Nov 26 Jacksonville - Loss

Dec 3 San Diego - Win

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - Win

Dec 17 Miami - Loss

Dec 24 Tennessee - Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore - Loss

 

6-10, but an improvement when changes are made toward the end of the season.

[Dan]

Why not...

 

Sep 10 @New England - Loss

Sep 17 @Miami - Win

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - Win

Oct 1 Minnesota - Loss

Oct 8 @Chicago - Loss

Oct 15 @Detroit - Win

Oct 22 New England - Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay - Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - Loss

Nov 19 @Houston - Win

Nov 26 Jacksonville - Loss

Dec 3 San Diego - Win

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - Win

Dec 17 Miami - Win

Dec 24 Tennessee - Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore - Loss

 

9-7

[NEEDFREDJACKSONNOW]

Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - W

Oct 1 Minnesota - W

Oct 8 @Chicago - L

Oct 15 @Detroit - W

Oct 22 New England - L

Nov 5 Green Bay - L

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - L

Nov 19 @Houston - W

Nov 26 Jacksonville - W

Dec 3 San Diego - W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - W

Dec 17 Miami - W

Dec 24 Tennessee - W

Dec 31 @Baltimore - L

 

How about donating the $250 to RW?

[Orton's Arm]

Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - W

Oct 1 Minnesota - L

Oct 8 @Chicago - L

Oct 15 @Detroit - W

Oct 22 New England - L

Nov 5 Green Bay - W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - L

Nov 19 @Houston - W

Nov 26 Jacksonville - L

Dec 3 San Diego - L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - W

Dec 17 Miami - L

Dec 24 Tennessee - W

Dec 31 @Baltimore - L

 

Prediction: 6-10.

[Mile High]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota L

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay L

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

 

Commsioner; "And with the first pick in the 2007 draft the Buffalo Bills select...."

 

2-14 and I can't believe I'm serious.

[Matt in KC]

L - Sep 10 @New England

W - Sep 17 @Miami

L - Sep 24 N.Y. Jets

W - Oct 1 Minnesota

L - Oct 8 @Chicago

W - Oct 15 @Detroit

L - Oct 22 New England

W - Nov 5 Green Bay

L - Nov 12 @Indianapolis

L - Nov 19 @Houston

W - Nov 26 Jacksonville

L - Dec 3 San Diego

W - Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets

L - Dec 17 Miami

W - Dec 24 Tennessee

L - Dec 31 @Baltimore

 

7-9

 

I almost changed my predictions to add another W since I think our faster DBs will help us, but in the end I liked the alternating WLWLWL pattern too much... My gut tells me that we will split with NE in 2007, but that we'll still end somewhere between 6-10 and 8-8

[Fencesitter]

L - Sep 10 @New England

L - Sep 17 @Miami

W - Sep 24 N.Y. Jets

L- Oct 1 Minnesota

L - Oct 8 @Chicago

W - Oct 15 @Detroit

L - Oct 22 New England

W - Nov 5 Green Bay

L- Nov 12 @Indianapolis

L - Nov 19 @Houston

L - Nov 26 Jacksonville

L - Dec 3 San Diego

L - Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets

W- Dec 17 Miami

W - Dec 24 Tennessee

W- Dec 31 @Baltimore

 

6-10

[CajunBillsBacker]

L - - Sep 10 @New England

L - - Sep 17 @Miami

L - - Sep 24 N.Y. Jets

L - - Oct 1 Minnesota

L - - Oct 8 @Chicago

L - - Oct 15 @Detroit

W - - Oct 22 New England

W - - Nov 5 Green Bay

L - - Nov 12 @Indianapolis

L - - Nov 19 @Houston

W - - Nov 26 Jacksonville

W - - Dec 3 San Diego

L - - Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets

W - - Dec 17 Miami

W - - Dec 24 Tennessee

L - - Dec 31 @Baltimore

 

6-10

[ExiledInIllinois]

Many will enter--- NONE will win.

 

 

Sep 10 @New England- L

Sep 17 @Miami- W

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets- L

Oct 1 Minnesota- W

Oct 8 @Chicago- W

Oct 15 @Detroit- W

Oct 22 New England- W

Nov 5 Green Bay- W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis- L

Nov 19 @Houston- W

Nov 26 Jacksonville- W

Dec 3 San Diego- L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets- L

Dec 17 Miami- W

Dec 24 Tennessee- W

Dec 31 @Baltimore- W

 

11-5

 

Somebody's gotta dream around here!

[kegtapr]

Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - L

Oct 1 Minnesota - L

Oct 8 @Chicago - L

Oct 15 @Detroit - L

Oct 22 New England - L

Nov 5 Green Bay - W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - W

Nov 19 @Houston - W

Nov 26 Jacksonville - W

Dec 3 San Diego - W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - W

Dec 17 Miami - W

Dec 24 Tennessee - W

Dec 31 @Baltimore - W

 

Remember the movie Major league? Marv and Ralph will fill this team with scrubs in hopes of dropping attendence below the mark set by the CBA. He'll then be justified in selling the team to LA. BUT, Ralph will say something stupid in the locker room after the New England loss, sparking the team to win 9 in a row sending them into the playoffs and you guessed it, a AFC Championship!

 

Of course, they lose the Superbowl and 20,000 fans jump off the peace bridge when the team moves anyway, but most are unemployed living in Erie county anyway so it actually helps the county financial crisis.

[cåblelady]

16-0 !

[Nanker]

After consulting with my morning newspaper dated January 1, 2007...

 

Sep 10 @New England 10-27 Loss

Sep 17 @Miami 17-21 Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets 23-12 Win

Oct 1 Minnesota 21-27 Win

Oct 8 @Chicago 13-9 Win

Oct 15 @Detroit 27-10 Win

Oct 22 New England 13-35 Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay 9-17 Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis 13-42 Loss

Nov 19 @Houston 24-17 Win

Nov 26 Jacksonville 17-9 Loss

Dec 3 San Diego 31-13 Loss

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets 17-3 Win

Dec 17 Miami 10-17 Win

Dec 24 Tennessee 13-27 Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore 9-15 Loss

 

Or, at least that's what I WOULD pick.

But who has time for this foolishness anyway?

 

Hey LA, do I have to have dinner in LA, or can it be somewhere else -- like say at Nick's

[X. Benedict]

A 4-12 season. I hope I am wrong and they get 9 wins.

 

 

 

Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

[UConn James]

W -- Sep 10 @New England

L -- Sep 17 @Miami

W -- Sep 24 N.Y. Jets

L -- Oct 1 Minnesota

L -- Oct 8 @Chicago

W -- Oct 15 @Detroit

L -- Oct 22 New England

W -- Nov 5 Green Bay

L -- Nov 12 @Indianapolis

W -- Nov 19 @Houston

L -- Nov 26 Jacksonville

L -- Dec 3 San Diego

W -- Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets

L -- Dec 17 Miami

W -- Dec 24 Tennessee

L -- Dec 31 @Baltimore

 

7-9

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Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - W

Oct 1 Minnesota - L

Oct 8 @Chicago - L

Oct 15 @Detroit - L

Oct 22 New England - L

Nov 5 Green Bay - W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - L

Nov 19 @Houston - L

Nov 26 Jacksonville - L

Dec 3 San Diego - L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - L

Dec 17 Miami - L

Dec 24 Tennessee - L

Dec 31 @Baltimore - L

 

2-14

 

With the 1st pick in the 2007 NFL draft, the Buffalo Bills select...

 

[UConn James]

Hey LA, do I have to have dinner in LA, or can it be somewhere else -- like say at Nick's 

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Dude, I think $250 would buy the place.

 

(And, yes, I have been there.)

[Guffalo]

Sep 10 @New England- Loss

Sep 17 @Miami-Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets-Win

Oct 1 Minnesota-Win

Oct 8 @Chicago-Win

Oct 15 @Detroit-Win

Oct 22 New England-Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay-Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis-Loss

Nov 19 @Houston-Loss

Nov 26 Jacksonville-Loss

Dec 3 San Diego-Loss

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets-Win

Dec 17 Miami-Win

Dec 24 Tennessee-Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore-Loss

[IDBillzFan]

Remember the movie Major league? Marv and Ralph will fill this team with scrubs in hopes of dropping attendence below the mark set by the CBA.

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Hey Keg...are you suggesting that Jauron has a cardboard cutout nudie of Ralph...and each time the team wins, he removes an article of clothing? Am I remembering the movie correctly?