TC in St. Louis Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Okay, this is dumb, but the other day I heard Bennie and the Jets, and I thought it might be fun to rewrite that song to get my mind in shape for the game Monday night. Hey Bills, get your bags packed Get to NYC put Aaron Rodgers on his back Kill the fat old Jets, rub their faces in the dirt get their head spinning, their feelings are gonna get hurt. Hey Eddie and Poona have you hit him yet? Ooh but he's so knocked out A-aron and the Jets Crawled into a box for a couple days and now he is the king of 5th and Broadway He's got a big old head, his bank is full of bread you know I read it in a magazine A-aron and the Jets. Hey Groot, knock him on his ass T White's gonna intercept at least one pass Josh'll get a few hundred yards and a bunch of TD's By the time the game is over, we'll have the Jets on their knees..... And on and on and so forth. Kill me now, fans. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 This thread is worthless without live singing and music video. Let's have it! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Elton isn't that worried 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I do miss the 90s when 97 rock had a new song for every week. Not sure who recorded them but they were fun. One of my favorites was "goodbye Indianapolis Who could hang a name on you When you've gone and missed the playoffs We ain't going to miss you" There were bunch of them, wish I could remember them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) Mr. Garvey is about to take roll call...and you better not come up with no silly ass names or you can take your butt down to O'Shag Hennessey's office! Edited September 8, 2023 by Big Turk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Wish Andy and the tuna was longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 48 minutes ago, KDIGGZ said: This thread is worthless without live singing and music video. Let's have it! I tried to record it. I can actually play the song on piano, but my vocals were worse than the lyrics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fergie's ire Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, KDIGGZ said: This thread is worthless without live singing and music video. Let's have it! Agreed. This is how it's done: 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, ddaryl said: I do miss the 90s when 97 rock had a new song for every week. Not sure who recorded them but they were fun. One of my favorites was "goodbye Indianapolis Who could hang a name on you When you've gone and missed the playoffs We ain't going to miss you" There were bunch of them, wish I could remember them all Buffalo News also used to have a sign for each opponent in with Sunday paper too. I used to keep a bunch before I moved. Edited September 8, 2023 by Limeaid typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 It's A A A A A A A A ron and the Jest.... 27 minutes ago, fergie's ire said: Agreed. This is how it's done: They have this thing that's called the forward pass..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Draconator said: Elton isn't that worried Yeah, well Bernie Taupin is terrified. He's a Jets fan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieEm Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 3 hours ago, TC in St. Louis said: Okay, this is dumb, but the other day I heard Bennie and the Jets, and I thought it might be fun to rewrite that song to get my mind in shape for the game Monday night. Hey Bills, get your bags packed Get to NYC put Aaron Rodgers on his back Kill the fat old Jets, rub their faces in the dirt get their head spinning, their feelings are gonna get hurt. Hey Eddie and Poona have you hit him yet? Ooh but he's so knocked out A-aron and the Jets Crawled into a box for a couple days and now he is the king of 5th and Broadway He's got a big old head, his bank is full of bread you know I read it in a magazine A-aron and the Jets. Hey Groot, knock him on his ass T White's gonna intercept at least one pass Josh'll get a few hundred yards and a bunch of TD's By the time the game is over, we'll have the Jets on their knees..... And on and on and so forth. Kill me now, fans. Good start but we need to see the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seannc Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 6 hours ago, fergie's ire said: Agreed. This is how it's done: Nick Mendola = Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 8 hours ago, AuntieEm said: Good start but we need to see the video. I tried, but was so disgusted with my voice that I shut down the project. I like the idea, though. I just suck. Maybe I'll try in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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