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Sep 11 Houston L 31-10

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L 20-17

Sep 25 Atlanta W 24-7

Oct 2 @New Orleans W 31-17

Oct 9 Miami W 24-21

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L 24-14

Oct 23 @Oakland W 35-7

Oct 30 @New England L 31-0

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W 30-17

Nov 20 @San Diego L 17-14

Nov 27 Carolina W 17-7

Dec 4 @Miami L 24-3

Dec 11 New England L 31-0

Dec 17 Denver W 28-14

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W 24-0

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L 35-17

 

8-8

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Sep 11 Houston                      WIN

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay               WIN

Sep 25 Atlanta                        WIN

Oct 2 @New Orleans                WIN

Oct 9 Miami                            WIN                    

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets                      WIN

Oct 23 @Oakland                    WIN 

Oct 30 @New England              WIN  

Week 9 BYE                            WIN

Nov 13 Kansas City                 WIN

Nov 20 @San Diego                 WIN

Nov 27 Carolina                      WIN

Dec 4 @Miami                         WIN

Dec 11 New England                WIN

Dec 17 Denver                        WIN

Dec 24 @Cincinnati                  WIN

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets                      WIN

 

Fug Miami ...We dont lose a game & win da Bowl this year !!!!!!!

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston - [/b]WIN

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay - WIN

Sep 25 Atlanta - LOSS

Oct 2 @New Orleans - WIN

Oct 9 Miami - WIN

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets - LOSS

Oct 23 @Oakland - WIN

Oct 30 @New England - LOSS

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City - WIN

Nov 20 @San Diego - LOSS

Nov 27 Carolina - WIN

Dec 4 @Miami - WIN

Dec 11 New England - WIN

Dec 17 Denver - LOSS

Dec 24 @Cincinnati - LOSS

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - WIN

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L Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

L Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

 

I'll predict the same thing I predict every year.

 

16-0 and a Super Bowl Championship.

 

(One is a genius, the other insane.)

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston ......W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay.......W

Sep 25 Atlanta............L

Oct 2 @New Orleans............L

Oct 9 Miami..............W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets..........W

Oct 23 @Oakland.........L

Oct 30 @New England.....L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City......W

Nov 20 @San Diego......L

Nov 27 Carolina......W

Dec 4 @Miami.....L

Dec 11 New England.....W

Dec 17 Denver......W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati......W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets.....L

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

W Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

 

GO BILLS! GO JP! GO JILLS! GO RALPH! GO BUFFALO!!!!!

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W Sep 11 Houston - opening day mayhem (SDS b-day present)

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay - bad things man :lol:

W Sep 25 Atlanta - Mexico can't beat New York

L Oct 2 @New Orleans - Bills Fans BIG tailgate, revenge on steroid smears

W Oct 9 Miami - SQUISH

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets - JP scores on a naked bootleg inside two minutes

L Oct 23 @Oakland - DAMN that Al Davis, he creeps me out

L Oct 30 @New England - &%$#&^%**&^

 

W Nov 13 Kansas City - good thing it is our house

W Nov 20 @San Diego - just because

L Nov 27 Carolina - In my mind I'm going to ...

L Dec 4 @Miami - :lol:;):P

W Dec 11 New England - Belichek Blues

W Dec 17 Denver - No Mile, just High

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati - Bungle

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - need it for the playoffs

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

11-5

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Sep 11 Houston L

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami L

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

5-11. Hope I'm wrong. A season like this will surely not be good for attendance.

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

L Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

L Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

L Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

9-7

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

13-3

As always I'm hopelessly optimistic!

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

L Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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L Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

L Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

8-8

 

I will not be "hoping" for any of these losses. I actually think we will win the opener, but so do 90% of the posters here. So I'll either be quickly eliminated, or a lot of others will be quickly gone.

 

Go Bills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Win over Texans

2. Win over Tampa Bay

3. Loss to Atlanta

4. Loss to New Orleans

5. Win over Miami

6. Loss to New York

7. Loss to Oakland

8. Loss to New England

Bye

9. Loss to Kansas City

10 Win over San Diego

11 Win over Carolina

12. Win over Miami

13. Loss to New England

14. Loss to Denver

15. Loss to Cincinatti

16. Loss to New York

 

6-10

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L Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

L Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

8-8

 

I will not be "hoping" for any of these losses.  I actually think we will win the opener, but so do 90% of the posters here.  So I'll either be quickly eliminated, or a lot of others will be quickly gone.

 

Go Bills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

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From my count you think the Bills are 7-9 not 8-8. For my season viewing pleasure I hope you're wrong on both accounts! :devil:

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

 

10-6

Playoffs baby

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Well, here we are again. The 2005 Schedule has been released. TD has blown another draft. Everyone is smarter than everyone else, and only you, Mr. Smartass, know with confidence how the new season will turn out. That means it is time for...

 

The Second Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest.

 

For any newcomers, the rules are simple provided you can grasp simple concepts.

 

If you can accurately predict the Bills exact wins and losses for the 2005 regular season, I will buy you and your spouse a $200 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice! Think about it. Do you have any idea how many times you could eat at The Sizzler? Why, you could help yourself to the all-you-can-eat buffet and still buy a round of Pabst Blue Ribbon for everyone in the joint.

 

Here are the very simple rules. The Bills 2005 Schedule is below. Copy and paste it into your response to this thread, and next to each game put either a W for a win or an L for a loss. (There is no bonus, however feel free to explain your picks if you want.) Each week, whoever picks wrong is out and whoever picks correctly advances to the next week. You keep advancing until you are wrong. If you get all 16 games right, YOU WIN! It's like the ultimate fusion of "Survivor" and "American Idol," except no one here is banging Paula Abdul on the schnide.

 

Some other caveats: There is only one $200 prize. If one person wins, they let me know which restaurant they choose, and I will arrange for a gift certificate to that restaurant. If two people win, you split the $200. If 200 people win, you each get a buck. If nobody wins, the money rolls over to next year, and we add another $50 to the pot.

 

Enter your selections in this thread. You will have until MIDNIGHT on THIS SUNDAY, May 1, 2005, to enter your selection. At the stroke of midnight on May 1, 2005, the contest is closed. We'll make up a spreadsheet from the thread.

 

One entry per person. Please don't make me track down your IP addresses. Be honest. All official members of TSW are welcome to participate regardless of whether you're a Bills fan or not.

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11  Houston - W

Sep 18  @Tampa Bay - W

Sep 25  Atlanta - W

Oct 2  @New Orleans - W

Oct 9  Miami - W

Oct 16  N.Y. Jets - L

Oct 23  @Oakland - W

Oct 30  @New England - L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13  Kansas City - L

Nov 20  @San Diego - L

Nov 27  Carolina - W

Dec 4  @Miami - W

Dec 11  New England - L

Dec 17  Denver - W

Dec 24  @Cincinnati - W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - L

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