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I'll cash in my winnings at Cincinnati's Maisonette, the longest running Five Star Mobil Guide restuarant ever - 41 years in a row...you Cali folks are so smug. :angry:

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Maybe we wouldn't be so smug if we also got our restaurant advice from a gas station handout. :lol:
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Sep 11 Houston L

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami L

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE L

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami L

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

0-17, including the Bye week.

 

We then all drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid as a group, as SDS mumbles incoherently through a PA system about hooter girls and the afterlife.

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

L Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

L Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

L Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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W-Sep 11 Houston

L-Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L-Sep 25 Atlanta

W-Oct 2 @New Orleans

W-Oct 9 Miami

L-Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W-Oct 23 @Oakland

L-Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W-Nov 13 Kansas City

W-Nov 20 @San Diego

W-Nov 27 Carolina

L-Dec 4 @Miami

W-Dec 11 New England

W-Dec 17 Denver

W-Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L-Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

Final Record: 10-6

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Maybe we wouldn't be so smug if we also got our restaurant advice from a gas station handout. :lol:

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Even though you are a snot, I'd give you a good meal if you knocked on my door... :P

 

BTW, did you ever see the Steve Martin movie, "L.A. Story"? And the posh, hard-to-get-reservations restuarant, pronounced "Lidio's" but spelled "Le Idiots" :angry:

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

12-4 baby..... :angry:

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Even though you are a snot, I'd give you a good meal if you knocked on my door... :angry:

 

BTW, did you ever see the Steve Martin movie, "L.A. Story"?

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One of my very favorite flicks. I love the part where Sara Jessica Parker takes him in for a high colonic, and as they're coming out, she's bouncing around and he's walking bow-legged. She says "Oh, man, that was great. Isn't it amazing how it just clears your mind?" And Martin responds, "Your mind? I think they did mine wrong." :lol:
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A splendid idea from a splendid fellow.

 

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I shall express my hypotheses thusly:

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

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Sep 11 Houston Loss

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay Loss

Sep 25 Atlanta Win

Oct 2 @New Orleans Loss

Oct 9 Miami Win

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets Loss

Oct 23 @Oakland Loss

Oct 30 @New England Loss

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City Win

Nov 20 @San Diego Loss

Nov 27 Carolina Loss

Dec 4 @Miami Win

Dec 11 New England Loss

Dec 17 Denver Win

Dec 24 @Cincinnati Win

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets Loss

 

Final finish 6-10

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami L

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

L Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

Strong finish for the 10-6.

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

W Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

why bother if you're not aiming high? 16-0, baby. but i won't be too disappointed if a miss a game or two. :angry:

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

10-6

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

10-6

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Sep 11 Houston L

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets W

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Sep 11 Houston  L

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami L

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE  L

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami L

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

0-17, including the Bye week.

 

We then all drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid as a group, as SDS mumbles incoherently through a PA system about hooter girls and the afterlife.

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Don't you think that's a little optomistic?

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

-- Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

Final record, 9-7.

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W - Sep 11 Houston

W - Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L - Sep 25 Atlanta

W - Oct 2 @New Orleans

W - Oct 9 Miami

L - Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W - Oct 23 @Oakland

L - Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W - Nov 13 Kansas City

L - Nov 20 @San Diego

W - Nov 27 Carolina

L - Dec 4 @Miami

W - Dec 11 New England

L - Dec 17 Denver

L - Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L - Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

8-8 :angry:

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa BayL

Sep 25 AtlantaW

Oct 2 @New OrleansL

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. JetsW

Oct 23 @OaklandL

Oct 30 @New EnglandL

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas CityW

Nov 20 @San DiegoL

Nov 27 CarolinaW

Dec 4 @MiamiW

Dec 11 New EnglandL

Dec 17 DenverW

Dec 24 @CincinnatiW

Jan 1 @N.Y. JetsW

 

10-6 Playoffs and Golden Sizzler here I come! :angry:

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