ALF Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 I recommend John Adams to be the next mod 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 1 hour ago, ALF said: I recommend John Adams to be the next mod My third vote in this thread @SDS. I am leading all contenders. And my plan is 100% the most equitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 24 minutes ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Oh my Lord, YES. Absolutely. Why hasn’t it happened already?? What kind of moderator does the PPP forum deserve? I would reply with “Irv.” Because decorum is what we need to preserve, let’s subserve Irv. Need to address a thread that is a mess? Swerve toward Irv. Did that poster strike a nerve? Go find Irv. Hey, ban that perv! Call on Irv. Do you lean to the left or would you rather conserve? It really doesn’t matter to Irv. Have unique concerns? An appointment with Irv is what you need to reserve. Any other words rhyme with Irv? Ugh. I don’t know, actually… So in summary, for whom may Kay serve? Please observe: SHE’S VOTING FOR IRV. I ride with our vegan Comrade, Kay. @Irv is judicious, reflectious, and has the eye of the tiger. Mo’ Irv Mo’ Fair That’s three votes: Kay. Third person Kay. LS This race is a humdinger! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 F it, Irv is who we deserve. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beach Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 IRV 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 The “We deserve Irv” posts support my solution SDS. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, John Adams said: The “We deserve Irv” posts support my solution SDS. Maybe its less "we" and more "you" that deserves Irv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Flatten the Curve with Irv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 On 1/31/2022 at 5:50 AM, John Adams said: The “We deserve Irv” posts support my solution SDS. Touched a n-IRV? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
716er Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 29 minutes ago, Irv said: Is it just me, or does that Trudeau chick look a little like a dude? How is this gift to humanity not yet been chosen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) As my campaign manager ComradeKayAdams noted so eloquently, I do indeed, reject fecal cake for the denizens. Upon confirmation as moderator, I will assign a PPP Border Czar and shut down the Billstime and Tiberius virus as well as the 716 variant. I'm Irv and I endorse this message. Paid for by the Elect Irv for PPP Moderator Edited February 4, 2022 by Irv 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
716er Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Woah! Did you hear that, 716er?? That’s the Irv ’22 campaign train barreling through this thread. Hurry! Hop on board before it’s too late!! too late I guess 28 minutes ago, Irv said: Upon confirmation as moderator, I will assign a PPP Border Czar and shut down the Billstime and Tiberius virus as well as the 716 variant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 6 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Powerful leading stand, Irv! Our polling data shows that 9 out of 10 denizens prefer cake in which the main ingredient is NOT fecal matter. We believe the other 1 out of 10 to be dogs…LITERAL canines. I’m making a campaign TV ad for you, if you’d like to read a description? Imagine… <<< Kay stands up, adjusts her commie red-colored dowdy Hillary-esque pantsuit, and begins walking. The camera follows. She turns to the camera and smiles as she continues walking. >>> Kay: “Hi! My name is Kay Adams, purported co-host of Good Morning Football and campaign manager for Irv Weinstein. People often ask me, ‘Why do you serve Irv? Why do the PPP denizens deserve Irv? And can you try answering with non-rhyming prose, please?’ My response is simple: ‘I love the PPP forum and know that it needs the steady guiding hand of a moderator that believes in minimal moderating intervention, vigorous free speech regardless of political orientation, and mutual respect for one another as Buffalo Bills fans.’ ” <<< Kay stops walking, turns to a second camera, and drops her smile. >>> Kay: “But there are dark malevolent forces at our subforum borders. Forces that hate us for our tradition of open discourse. Forces that want to tear down everything that we have built. Many are internet trolls, lawyers, and pedophiles. And some, I suppose, are good people. We need a strong leader who will eliminate their darkness with the disinfectant of LIGHT.” <<< A fluffy disarming kitten walks up to Kay. She picks it up, cradles it, and continues walking as the camera follows…with cat in tow. >>> Kay: “When you peruse this specific thread and look at your other options, you then realize that you don’t have any. Only 12 others have been nominated. John Adams intends to cancel PPP as its moderator, which presents a moderating logical fallacy. Tibs, Doc, and oldmanfan don’t want the job. Beerball, Crayola64, and Sherlock Holmes don’t even post here. Albwan is clinically insane. Ex-Raiders head coach, Jon Gruden, was somehow nominated, but I don’t believe he has a TBD account. B-Man would be excellent, but he’s also a moderator at our amazing sister site, billsfans.com. That may be a technical conflict of interest. BillStime is great, but he’s way too busy with his internet research on Donald Trump. Big Blitz is great, but he’s way too busy with his internet research on all things COVID. So really…what choices do you have?? You’re down to one, and fortunately it’s a good one! You have the following candidates: IRV.” <<< Full image of Irv’s black-and-white profile pic appears. At the bottom of the screen in huge font reads, “We deserve Irv: Irv Weinstein for 2022 PPP Moderator.” >>> Irv’s voice overlay: “I’m Irv Weinstein and I potentially approve this message.” A different random voice, speaking very quickly: “Paid for by the stolen credit card information of John Adams.” You had a great run, 716er! I always enjoyed your posts and the boldness with which they were delivered. EDIT: Is it just me or does the “No Ragrets” meme guy kinda look like Josh Allen?! Hahaha!!! ADORABLE. What color is the pantsuit again? Red? I've done some media training, I'm certain nothing quite like what a Comrade Kay has gone through, but I think pantsuits in general are tough to pull off. Not literally, probably, but figuratively. On the one hand, I like the notion of the humble pantsuit--it screams "everyman", or, maybe "everywoman" or if you please "everyperson". On the other, the whole plan here is to reach the viewer--to connect on some elemental level beyond the yap yap yap of the typical political ad. It can work, but it's risky. What has me worried here is the 'red'. When I think red, I'm thinking STOP sign, RED light, sirens, blood, RED LIGHT DISTRICTS, and the bloodshot eyes of your average teenager stoner. To quote Deniro "Are you a pothead Fokker?". No, red won't do here, CKA, unless maybe you're looking to open a brothel or trying to deep six @Irv from the get go. Let's revisit navy blue, perhaps a subtle purple. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 I'll take care of the catering once the results are in. Champagne, caviar and lobster for the winner and my specialty Jim Crow for the loser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 This thread is a ***** riot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 18 minutes ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Why hello there, T&C!! A “riot,” you say? Are you perhaps looking for some sort of restoration of thread order? Do you perhaps desire some sort of return to forum decorum? And do you perhaps seek some sort of individual who could implement these group behavioral modifications? If so, then let’s have a friendly chat! Lol... the Lass has made her way over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 2 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Address me as a mere “lass,” but I have metaphorical balls of brass. I post with great sass. And yes, I am occasionally a bit crass. Though I rarely am an a$$ to posters who cheer for the likes of Tyler Bass. I also dress with high class and don’t eat sentient beings that graze on grass. And despite my light mass, I shatter professional ceilings made of glass. Yes I seem to be filled with hot gas…so let’s get to PPP’s morass. We’ve approached an electoral impasse. Who do we now need to harass?! There are votes we need to amass! John’s claimed lead is what Irv must surpass. So your name is “T&C.” I assume your preferred gender pronoun is “he?” You want a moderating referee but also want the speech to remain free? If that’s how you’d like our forum to be, then voting for Irv as ‘22 Moderator is key. Irv and I demand an Election Day guarantee. For him we expect that you’ll bend your knee. And when Irv delivers his final decree, you will help eradicate his campaign enemies with GLEE. Afterward, we’ll make sure to hug every tree and slaughter every member of the bourgeoisie. My GOSH, what the heck suddenly came over me?! I sound like some maniacal far-left banshee. Listen, it’s fine if your political views and mine don’t agree. A great moderator in Irv I hope we at least both see?? GF u never disappoint lol ......word salad with a side of BLUE CHEESE (as IF ranch) ... Comrade never change. :-))) hahahaaa PS to PPP : Just PLEASE, may there not be election fraud claims attached to IRV, been there done that in this country it aint pretty. jmo.......I now officially Vote IRV. Peace OUT.-m 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) PPP. Hey man. Now here's the deal. I will shut down the Tiberius, Billstime, and 716 mess.....and you know, the guys in charge. Sorry. They tell me I can't take questions. Bye. Edited February 12, 2022 by Irv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
716er Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Yes - PPP needs more of this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) What a mess! Edited February 12, 2022 by Irv 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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