WhoTom Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-a-meal-delivery-service-where-dancers-bring-food-directly-to-your-door-to-your-home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Lol. Does a bouncer travel with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Lol. Does a bouncer travel with them? Four bouncers: two in the front and two in the back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 hours ago, WhoTom said: https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-a-meal-delivery-service-where-dancers-bring-food-directly-to-your-door-to-your-home How much do I have to tip them if I want them to join me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Strip clubs make the best steak..... So I am told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Little Darlings in Vegas offering "drive through peep shows" so that patrons "can enjoy a totally nude show right from the seat of their car". Also, "nude triple X hand sanitizer wrestling" on Saturday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 there's a joke in here somewhere. i just don't want to garner an infraction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 There are no limitations on the human spirt's ability to adapt, or will to survive. I'm wiping the tears from my eyes as I type. "The darkest moments of our lives are not to be buried and forgotten, rather they are a memory to be called upon for inspiration to remind us of the unrelenting human spirit and our capacity to overcome the intolerable." -Vince Lombardi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. WEO said: Little Darlings in Vegas offering "drive through peep shows" so that patrons "can enjoy a totally nude show right from the seat of their car". Also, "nude triple X hand sanitizer wrestling" on Saturday. Does the hand sanitizer double as a lubricant? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Does the hand sanitizer double as a lubricant? happy ending? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Maybe Robert Kraft needs to make a road trip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Does the hand sanitizer double as a lubricant? Briefly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Foxx said: there's a joke in here somewhere. i just don't want to garner an infraction. C’mon. Take one for the team, risk a 3 day hiatus, and tell that joke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Looks like they deliver beef butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Formerly Allan in MD said: Looks like they deliver beef butts. Maybe chicken breasts and rump roast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Toll Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 8:06 PM, The Jokeman said: Maybe chicken breasts and rump roast. Awww they never have weiners. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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