Doc Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 No, touching is only allowed after consent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Doc said: No, touching is only allowed after consent. Great. A league full of Bradys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Doc said: No, touching is only allowed after consent. quite a football game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 54 minutes ago, row_33 said: this would be touch football, right? No touching allowed. You and your opponent need to sit down and talk to come to an agreement on where the play ends. The most important thing is that nobody feels that they have lost. Participation trophies are awarded after each play and no score is kept, for fear that someone will not feel as special as someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, KRC said: No touching allowed. You and your opponent need to sit down and talk to come to an agreement on where the play ends. The most important thing is that nobody feels that they have lost. Participation trophies are awarded after each play and no score is kept, for fear that someone will not feel as special as someone else. And white men have to sit on the bench and check their privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, DC Tom said: And white men have to sit on the bench and check their privilege. White men are allowed to sit on the bench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 58 minutes ago, KRC said: White men are allowed to sit on the bench? Yes, but it's the rickety bench of justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Witchcraft indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 WILL SANTA RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA, OR CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER? Pictures Of Santa Coming Down The Chimney In Blackface Surface. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record. . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1209247398108762113 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 12/20/2019 at 2:27 PM, KRC said: White men are allowed to sit on the bench? The bench seat, at the back of the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Always sat at the back of the bus a visit to the National Civil Rights Museum gave me good reasons why it was different in the South back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 ANALYSIS: TRUE. Pope Announces Any Time Spent Watching The View Counts As Time Served In Purgatory. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Paper of Record. . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Doctor Strange Searches 14,000,605 Futures But Doesn’t Find Any Where Trump Gets Removed From Office. . 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1210372224152154117 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 51 minutes ago, DC Tom said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 EL PASO MAN COMES DOWN FROM INSANE ACID TRIP WHERE HE HALLUCINATED THAT HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT. . 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 MEDIA DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN ARMED CITIZEN STOPPED MASS SHOOTING. I’m so old, I can remember when the Babylon Bee was still satire, before morphing into America’s Newspaper of Record . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 On 12/27/2019 at 12:15 PM, Koko78 said: This can be said as fact: That is one Mofokeng Hot take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD NAILS IT: Julian Castro’s Campaign Fails As Democrats Realize His First Name Isn’t Fidel. . 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 9 hours ago, B-Man said: AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD NAILS IT: Julian Castro’s Campaign Fails As Democrats Realize His First Name Isn’t Fidel. . Quote Castro tried to calm the crowd down by telling them his socialist policies were "pretty close" to those that destroyed Cuba, but the damage was done, and the jig was up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-slams-trump-for-not-taking-a-more-hands-off-approach-to-embassy-attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 how many commissions for Solemani (sp whatever) statues are the Dems ordering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 9 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 DEMOCRATS CALL FOR FLAGS TO BE FLOWN AT HALF-MAST TO GRIEVE DEATH OF SOLEIMANI. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 TRUMP BLAMED FOR CAUSING VIOLENCE IN TYPICALLY PEACEFUL MIDDLE EAST. From the Babylon Bee . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 WITNESS THE AWESOME FIREPOWER OF AMERICA’S FULLY OPERATIONAL NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Babylon Bee article on Dems and Soleimani has more social media engagement than the top articles from the NYT or CNN have in an entire week. . 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 CNN doesn't recognize satire or real journalism Attacks on the Babylon Bee Are Attacks on Free Expression by David Harsanyi Original Article Did you know that CNN has a reporter on the “disinformation” beat? I’ll skip the cheap joke about his never having to leave the office, and note that the network is now grousing about the Christian conservative satire site the Babylon Bee, which has earned the ire of a number of liberals for making jokes at their expense. The story drawing CNN’s outrage — “Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani” — is good satire. It slightly exaggerates the reaction many on the left have had to the killing of the Iranian mass murderer. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 we all knew that irony was a major weakness in socialists but now they haven't read anything useful and they can't enter the world of analogy or metaphor or understanding when a myth or joke was fully intended to be a myth or a joke (and was grasped instantly by its large audience) this will be so hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Word is that Adam Schiff will begin opening an investigation into election 2020 hacking and interference by... The Babylon Bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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