Koko78 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, B-Man said: NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE: Wise Men Actually Just Sent Gifts Using Free Amazon Prime Shipping, Scholars Now Believe. From the Babylon Bee, Bethlehem’s Newspaper of Record -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited December 3, 2019 by Koko78 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 11/25/2019 at 12:39 PM, Foxx said: this has to be the funniest Babylon Bee article yet. wait...... https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1199037792078032896 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend Quote “Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, Hedge said: 'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend Has to be some sort of 'this is NOT how Thanos destroyed the Infinity Stones' joke to be made in there somewhere. Edited December 4, 2019 by Taro T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1202769710447808513 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 HEH: Rise Of Skywalker To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT. From the Babylon Bee, the Galactic Empire’s Digital Newspaper of Record. (And worth clicking on for the Photoshop atop the page alone.) . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 FROM AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD: ‘This Is The Detroit Lions And We’d Love To Sign You,’ Says Giggling Trump On Yet Another Prank Call To Colin Kaepernick. . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, B-Man said: HEH: Rise Of Skywalker To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT. From the Babylon Bee, the Galactic Empire’s Digital Newspaper of Record. (And worth clicking on for the Photoshop atop the page alone.) . Quote “Star Wars has always been about representing diversity.” Abrams said, “Whether it was giving all the white characters medals at the end of A New Hope, or the hilariously accurate Jewish and Caribbean stereotypes in The Phantom Menace, it’s important that everyone has a character they can relate to!” But they forgot the accurate Asian stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 6 hours ago, DC Tom said: Adding the twist that the women thought Jesus was the gardener after the resurrection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1204819385870888961 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Foxx said: https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1204819385870888961 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Snopes Fact-Checkers Demand White House Explain Trump’s Babylon Bee Tweet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: Bernie's going to hold up Beto. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Bernie's going to hold up Beto. we know 'liawatha won't be holding up mayor Pete. Edited December 12, 2019 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 AMERICAN DEMS VOW TO LEARN FROM UK LABOUR PARTY’S MISTAKE OF NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH LEFT. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 19 hours ago, B-Man said: AMERICAN DEMS VOW TO LEARN FROM UK LABOUR PARTY’S MISTAKE OF NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH LEFT. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record ? a Labour leader went on air boasting about the increase in popular vote even the anti-Conservative anchor reminded all that in the UK it’s first-past-the-post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 6 hours ago, KRC said: I would have 100% believed that was a legit take if it wasn't from the Bee. In fact, I'm pretty confident the Bee stole that from some lefty nut-job blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 (edited) That’s Ditka telling the reporter that the reporter’s IQ is zero Edited December 16, 2019 by row_33 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Not sure if this has been posted but, Snopes fact-checks the Babylon Bee 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 BRAVEHEART TO GET ALL-FEMALE REBOOT STARRING LENA DUNHAM. From America’s Newspaper of Record, the Babylon Bee. . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 45 minutes ago, B-Man said: BRAVEHEART TO GET ALL-FEMALE REBOOT STARRING LENA DUNHAM. From America’s Newspaper of Record, the Babylon Bee. . Gotta admit, Melissa McCarthy as Hamish made me laugh out loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 hours ago, B-Man said: BRAVEHEART TO GET ALL-FEMALE REBOOT STARRING LENA DUNHAM. From America’s Newspaper of Record, the Babylon Bee. Quote In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle. ... The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered. ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Koko78 said: ? Slaughtered? I like to call it very, very late term mass abortions. They actually won the right to have them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Impeachment can be confusing. But The Babylon Bee is here with an explainer so you will know how the process works and what it takes for Dems to snap their fingers together and make Trump disappear in a cloud of dust. What is impeachment? It's the official, constitutional method for screaming at the sky because Trump is president. Why is Trump being impeached? Trump has committed some very serious offenses, from not being a Democrat to being a Republican. He also won the 2016 election, which rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors. He also restored the celebration of Christmas after eight years of winter with no Christmas under Obama. This drove Dems up a wall so they drummed up some charges against him. Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment? There were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it all with two main articles of impeachment: 1.) Trump is president. 2.) TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. What does it take to remove the president from office? Faith, trust, and pixie dust. Will Trump be removed from office? Lol. If we believe in ourselves and try hard, and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right? Actually, Mike Pence would become president, basically making the United States into a Handmaid's Tale-style dystopia. What happens if Trump is impeached in the House but acquitted in the Senate? Democrats don't get the big prize, but they each get a complimentary copy of Impeachment: The Board Game. Once the House votes to officially impeach President Trump, what happens next? Trump wins the 2020 election. https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-impeachment? 2 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, KRC said: 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 20 hours ago, KRC said: this would be touch football, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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