Irv Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Speak of the devil. Wife just cracked up her little toe on the basement steps. Bruised pretty bad. You think market value is lower now. Honey! We are still selling your toe... But thanks to your careless walking... We just lost 5 grand! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Oh. 5 million. Price goes down as I get older .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'd do it for $100,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 99,990 for mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Gugny said: I'd do it for $100,000. 1 minute ago, Teddy KGB said: 99,990 for mine LoL... Looks like I value my body parts. Do I have legal custody over my children's pinkies? My son is still on my health insurance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I'd do it just for the better parking spots. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: I'd do it just for the better parking spots. Thanks to my genetics, my little toes do absolutely f*** all, paralyzed there against the fourth toe. Also, a pathetic example of a nail on each. Would I qualify for preferential parking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Thanks to my genetics, my little toes do absolutely f*** all, paralyzed there against the fourth toe. Also, a pathetic example of a nail on each. Would I qualify for preferential parking? No. Now go sit on the "Group W" bench! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Thanks to my genetics, my little toes do absolutely f*** all, paralyzed there against the fourth toe. Also, a pathetic example of a nail on each. Would I qualify for preferential parking? Listen. I don't make the rules. I also don't know them so... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Irv said: If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? Edited August 9, 2019 by Seasons1992 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Irv said: If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? Need more info, who is buying and what are they doing with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Irv said: If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? They’re pretty helpful when it comes to balance & I don’t want to weeble so it would take $250,000 which equates to one week’s pay On The Lock. @ExiledInIllinois @\GoBillsInDallas/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: They’re pretty helpful when it comes to balance & I don’t want to weeble so it would take $250,000 which equates to one week’s pay On The Lock. @ExiledInIllinois @\GoBillsInDallas/ I knew I forgot to ask you something!!!! How the heck are you doing... ...You're gonna use my phone when I ask you! Did I ever tell you I am a Rasta... I can't lose body parts! Maybe Jamaican for dinner next time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Irv said: If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? Hell, I'd give it away. Damn things are useless, good only for stubbing on things and hurting like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Gary M said: Need more info, who is buying and what are they doing with it? A Tunisian Camel Jockey. Penis enlargement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I'd do it for $100,000. I think this sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Thanks to my genetics, my little toes do absolutely f*** all, paralyzed there against the fourth toe. Also, a pathetic example of a nail on each. Would I qualify for preferential parking? Isn't that caused by inbreeding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Marv's Neighbor said: Isn't that caused by inbreeding? Ridgeway is Getting close to the Canadian "Tobacco Road." Just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Isn't that caused by inbreeding? That’s why I won’t spend the $19.95 on Ancestry.com... frightened as to what I might find. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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