TSNBDSC Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/man-accused-of-stealing-forklift-and-flipping-over-womans-car-police-say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Impressive considering the guy is only 95 days old. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 One night a jerk in a forklift had the forks two feet off the ground in the path of my right turn on the road. A total jackass looking for trouble. i would be serving a life sentence right now if my car hit that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Doc said: Impressive considering the guy is only 95 days old. I caught that too... But didn't crunch the numbers, convert to days! Only Trump has created more damage in his first 100 days! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, TSNBDSC said: https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/man-accused-of-stealing-forklift-and-flipping-over-womans-car-police-say Oh dear. @Gugny is going to have so much trouble with that article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Appears they grow good rednecks in Ohio. Maybe @AiO, @YoloinOhio @Cripple Creek Can attest to this personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Appears they grow good rednecks in Ohio. Maybe @AiO, @YoloinOhio @Cripple Creek Can attest to this personally I went to college in Cincinnati. Our late night post-bar, pre-going to bed diner had an interesting mix of people. They had to close briefly after a guy saw his wife in a booth with another guy after the bars closed. He pulled into the adjacent parking lot.....and rammed into the exterior wall of the diner with his pickup until he crashed thru into their booth. Ahh, good times! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Cincinnati is separated only by a river from Kentucky. 13 minutes ago, Augie said: I went to college in Cincinnati. Our late night post-bar, pre-going to bed diner had an interesting mix of people. They had to close briefly after a guy saw his wife in a booth with another guy after the bars closed. He pulled into the adjacent parking lot.....and rammed into the exterior wall of the diner with his pickup until he crashed thru into their booth. Ahh, good times! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Cincinnati is separated only by a river from Kentucky. And it’s a nasty, muddy river. I was in a Thursday night dart league in college. All over Cincy and norther KY. I learned a couple things. First, the average number of teeth in the opponents head was lower south of the river. Second, Friday morning classes were optional, depending upon how the night before went. That was the year I learned that anything with a worm at the bottom was just as bad as it seemed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Augie said: And it’s a nasty, muddy river. I was in a Thursday night dart league in college. All over Cincy and norther KY. I learned a couple things. First, the average number of teeth in the opponents head was lower south of the river. Second, Friday morning classes were optional, depending upon how the night before went. That was the year I learned that anything with a worm at the bottom was just as bad as it seemed. I lived in Cincinnati for a summer while doing an internship. I remember how Cindy natives proudly proclaimed that nudbars and pornography was not allowed in their city. Yet, across the bridge was all that you could stand. It was a stupid claim. I do miss 5 way chili though, yummy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Where did this guy work at? Where did he get the forklift at? @Cripple Creek @Gugny @at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: I lived in Cincinnati for a summer while doing an internship. I remember how Cindy natives proudly proclaimed that nudbars and pornography was not allowed in their city. Yet, across the bridge was all that you could stand. It was a stupid claim. I do miss 5 way chili though, yummy stuff. I went to Xavier. A couple years before I got there they (the Jesuit University) tried to show Last Tango In Paris. The silly conservative city came in and confiscated that wicked pornography. That was right around the same time Mayor Jerry Springer got caught paying a hooker with a personal check. Go figure! As for the chili, I NEVER got drunk enough to enjoy that, and I never will. Cinnamon does not belong in chili. I’m quite fond of and proud of my own chili, but to each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Augie said: I went to Xavier. A couple years before I got there they (the Jesuit University) tried to show Last Tango In Paris. The silly conservative city came in and confiscated that wicked pornography. That was right around the same time Mayor Jerry Springer got caught paying a hooker with a personal check. Go figure! As for the chili, I NEVER got drunk enough to enjoy that, and I never will. Cinnamon does not belong in chili. I’m quite fond of and proud of my own chili, but to each their own. If you set aside the idea that it is chili you will find it to be good comfort food. I agree completely that it is not chili, nor is it spaghetti sauce. It’s unique for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Where did this guy work at? Where did he get the forklift at? @Cripple Creek @Gugny @at You need to ax someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: If you set aside the idea that it is chili you will find it to be good comfort food. I agree completely that it is not chili, nor is it spaghetti sauce. It’s unique for sure. But there are SO MANY OTHER options to experience explosive diarrhea! If in Cincy, go to Zips for chili and a Zip Burger. That just might be my last meal, if given the choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: You need to ax someone else. I can't help! @BringBackFergy loss. Looks like he double-pumped on that last tag! Tag abuse is finally catching up with him. It was only a matter of time before his shenanigans came back to bite him in his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 27 minutes ago, Augie said: But there are SO MANY OTHER options to experience explosive diarrhea! If you want explosive diarrhea try Mexican Chili. I had a bowl at a pot luck thinking it was regular chili and by the time the night was over I thought I ate some of my special Ex-Lax Brownies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/15/2019 at 9:12 PM, BuffaloBill said: Appears they grow good rednecks in Ohio. Maybe @AiO, @YoloinOhio @Cripple Creek Can attest to this personally I won't speak for all of Ohio but we have plenty of rednecks in Central Ohio...Southern Ohio seems to have more than their fair share... And I LOVE Skyline Chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 The only thing he did wrong was steal the forklift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 The article just says female acquaintance , unless I am missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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