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25 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

I wonder if she pressed the hidden button to call the Grammar Police.




Reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield joke:


Robber - Give me all the money in your drawer, this is a f**k up.


Teller - Don’t you mean a stickup?


Robber - No, I forgot my gun, it’s a f**k up.

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Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday.  He asked: "How old will it get".  They told him: "About 300 years".  He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."

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