WhoTom Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 The IT department told me I needed to change my password to one that is eight characters long, so I changed it to "SnowWhiteAndThe7Dwarves" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Foxx Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 Three nuns get into the front seat of their station wagon. The first nun opens the glove compartment and says "look, Father's condoms". The second nun says "yes, I know, i poked holes in them with a needle". The third nun fainted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Obviously, they’ve never been to New Era/theRalph/Rich Stadium. EVERYBODY knows what this is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: We recently traveled by train. The first time I took a leak, I told my wife, "All the benefits of being able to pee standing up disappear when you're on a moving train." She responded, "Gee - I feel so bad for you." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I can confirm that this billboard is real. I've seen it on I-80 between Gary and Chicago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 I think we need this thread now more than ever. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 4/9/2019 at 5:04 AM, Foxx said: OH, I howled at this! Thank you so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 40 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: OH, I howled at this! Thank you so much. cheers. i see you reacted to another post and in light of the current situation, it is quite apropos to maybe bring it back to the fore. so for an encore.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Foxx Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I'm not sure if this is a laugh or a cry, but ... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marv's Neighbor Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Worldwide virus reactions; “The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Mash more Grapes and Drink more wine” The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.” Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. The Russians have said “Its not us” The Irish have quarantined themselves in the pubs .....Again..!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: I'm tempted to steal this and repost! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Punctuation matters! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Punctuation matters! So.....about a billion years ago at Casey Middle School our english teacher taught us the importance of punctuation with two sentences on the board. 1) Let’s eat, Steve. 2) Let’s eat Steve. Steve cares about that subtle nuance. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Augie said: So.....about a billion years ago at Casey Middle School our english teacher taught us the importance of punctuation with two sentences on the board. 1) Let’s eat, Steve. 2) Let’s eat Steve. Steve cares about that subtle nuance. I learned it with "Steve" replaced by "Grandma" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, T&C said: If you accept the probable scientific assumptions regarding what Jesus of Nazareth looked like, I have the feeling he (He, if you’re a purist) would have been referred to secondary inspection by CBP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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