Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047 I believe him...don't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 a little less plausible than denying some sneaky man must have put them in your luggage at the airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, bdutton said: "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass." you got the man at emerg stating that the peanut butter jar perfectly sealed up his behind happened while showering and the dog was in there and the man slipped and fell on the jar Edited January 9, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047 I believe him...don't you? if they are not his ..... who's are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 minute ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! did your Avatar get a haircut? I must be suffering from the Mandela Effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 It’s hard to believe this occurred in Florida. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 DID THEY HAVE A CAP ON THEM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share Posted January 9, 2019 (edited) If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar. I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months. Edited January 9, 2019 by Royale with Cheese 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar. I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months. a rejected joke from 2 1/2 Men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share Posted January 9, 2019 Just now, row_33 said: a rejected joke from 2 1/2 Men? I've never seen a 2 1/2 Men episode. Did they steal my joke? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I've never seen a 2 1/2 Men episode. Did they steal my joke? thank you thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 If I had a nickel for every time I found something random in my ass... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, bdutton said: "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass." "it was a one in a million shot, doc -- one in a million!" 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is it illegal to shove needles up yours ass? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Ahhh.....the old "I'm just holding them for a friend" story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I was wondering where the ***** Wesley went with my syringes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Haven’t all of you experienced suddenly finding mysterious syringes in your rectum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: If I had a nickel for every time I found something random in my ass... Do you have frequent searches? Do you book vacations to proctology spas? 31 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Haven’t all of you experienced suddenly finding mysterious syringes in your rectum? Not me! There’’s no mystery to it! It can easily happen when you sit on a park bench. That’s how I explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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