Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: Never?? And you sound boring as hell. But we pretty much knew that. Nope and nope! Lots of family, friends and business associates to go with. Why would I go sit at a bar or restaurant by myself. I go to socialize with people I like, not to hang out with bartenders and servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 you have to leave your dump to go to a bar or restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: you have to leave your dump to go to a bar or restaurant. Dude, you wish you had my pad! (And vacation property) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Dude, you wish you had my pad! (And vacation property) Is it a maxi or a mini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: Is it a maxi or a mini? more likely a chastity belt put on to cover the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, LABillzFan said: Is it a maxi or a mini? I guess maxi, because it soaked up a lot of cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 oh yes, welcome back to our wealthy man of leisure, who finds time to spend among us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, row_33 said: oh yes, welcome back to our wealthy man of leisure, who finds time to spend among us I’m really just here to get financial advice from the chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 30 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Nope and nope! Lots of family, friends and business associates to go with. Why would I go sit at a bar or restaurant by myself. I go to socialize with people I like, not to hang out with bartenders and servers. We know we know you have to hang with large groups of people so they don't have to be stuck talking with you. 6 minutes ago, BigMcD said: I’m really just here to get financial advice from the chef. You should get cooking advice from a financial advisor for when your retirement runs out. He can tell you the best way to prepare your cat food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: We know we know you have to hang with large groups of people so they don't have to be stuck talking with you. You should get cooking advice from a financial advisor for when your retirement runs out. He can tell you the best way to prepare your cat food. I hope you are better at your job than you are at this! Oh, wait....if you were, YOU would be retired. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 43 minutes ago, BigMcD said: I hope you are better at your job than you are at this! Oh, wait....if you were, YOU would be retired. ? Maybe he enjoys his job, you Canucklehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, BigMcD said: I hope you are better at your job than you are at this! Oh, wait....if you were, YOU would be retired. ? No I'm pretty good at this actually. I exposed you as an "I don't talk to the service staff" kind of a guy which makes you sound like a real boring #######. Here's some advice for you. Get to know them because when your retirement runs out in 10 years you'll be working alongside them to make ends meet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: No I'm pretty good at this actually. I exposed you as an "I don't talk to the service staff" kind of a guy which makes you sound like a real boring #######. Here's some advice for you. Get to know them because when your retirement runs out in 10 years you'll be working alongside them to make ends meet. You keep saying that with zero knowledge about my situation. You have a lot of experience with people not being able to retire without running out of money do yah? Some people are actually able to do it after a successful career and proper planning. Like I said before, I have retired, but I haven’t stopped earning. Also, I treat service staff with great respect and pay them well for their efforts. That doesn’t mean I go there to make friends with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 52 minutes ago, BigMcD said: You keep saying that with zero knowledge about my situation. You have a lot of experience with people not being able to retire without running out of money do yah? Some people are actually able to do it after a successful career and proper planning. Like I said before, I have retired, but I haven’t stopped earning. Also, I treat service staff with great respect and pay them well for their efforts. That doesn’t mean I go there to make friends with them. Oh sure I have lots of experience with people that run out of money. They are usually the arrogant #######s that I don't take on as clients because I don't have to work with them. They all think they have the world figured out and typically don't. And based on what you've said you have zero respect for the service staff. And why not go to a nice restaurant/bar to make friends with the staff? Are you too good for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Oh sure I have lots of experience with people that run out of money. They are usually the arrogant #######s that I don't take on as clients because I don't have to work with them. They all think they have the world figured out and typically don't. And based on what you've said you have zero respect for the service staff. And why not go to a nice restaurant/bar to make friends with the staff? Are you too good for them? Like I said, when I do go, I go with friends already and I’m not surprised you don’t get the clients that are successful. They are successful for a reason and they got there without you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Like I said, when I do go, I go with friends already and I’m not surprised you don’t get the clients that are successful. They are successful for a reason and they got there without you. Considering the way you act here I find it difficult to believe you actually have any friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, 3rdnlng said: Considering the way you act here I find it difficult to believe you actually have any friends. Yeah, that’s the great thing about the internet. You are likely not as much of a dweeb as you seem either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Considering the way you act here I find it difficult to believe you actually have any friends. Wealthy and at total leisure and a winning attitude like this, has it all clearly.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 34 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Like I said, when I do go, I go with friends already and I’m not surprised you don’t get the clients that are successful. They are successful for a reason and they got there without you. Becoming financially successful is one thing. Maintaining that success is another. Tell me why you feel you’re better than the service staff at restaurants/bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: Becoming financially successful is one thing. Maintaining that success is another. Tell me why you feel you’re better than the service staff at restaurants/bars? A customer hurt you right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, BigMcD said: A customer hurt you right? No I just despise people who think they are better than “lowly” service people. I’m just wondering why you feel you’re better than they are. Care to elaborate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: No I just despise people who think they are better than “lowly” service people. I’m just wondering why you feel you’re better than they are. Care to elaborate? Just because I don’t look to start a friendship with every service worker, doesn’t mean I think I am better. Man, you seem really needy. Did you come running out of the back to hug all the customers and get phone numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Just because I don’t look to start a friendship with every service worker, doesn’t mean I think I am better. Man, you seem really needy. Did you come running out of the back to hug all the customers and get phone numbers? Who’s talking about becoming friends? You don’t even care to talk to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Chef Jim said: Who’s talking about becoming friends? You don’t even care to talk to them. Of course I talk to them. Hard to get any service if I didn’t. Small talk etc. I’m very understanding and patient when things don’t go as planned. “***** happens.” I just don’t go to bars and restaurants by myself to hang out with bartenders and servers is all I said. When I do go to bars and restaurants, it’s to spend time with the people I am with, but that doesn’t mean I ignore others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Of course I talk to them. Hard to get any service if I didn’t. Small talk etc. I’m very understanding and patient when things don’t go as planned. “***** happens.” I just don’t go to bars and restaurants by myself to hang out with bartenders and servers is all I said. When I do go to bars and restaurants, it’s to spend time with the people I am with, but that doesn’t mean I ignore others. You only talk to them because you have to. Ever think of moving to San Francisco? You’d fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: You only talk to them because you have to. Ever think of moving to San Francisco? You’d fit right in. What, there aren't enough douches there already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: You only talk to them because you have to. Ever think of moving to San Francisco? You’d fit right in. ***** off. When you go buy tampons do you chat it up for a while with the cashier. I see why you switched careers. Next time I will be sure to head to the back and hug the chef. Maybe even say “nice job on the whopper Jim!” 19 minutes ago, Azalin said: What, there aren't enough douches there already? ? Edited April 3, 2019 by BigMcD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 We may have scientific evidence that Canadians can be douchebags in this very thread. This needs to be sent to the Smithsonian or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: We may have scientific evidence that Canadians can be douchebags in this very thread. This needs to be sent to the Smithsonian or something. I’m not so sure 33 is actually Canadian, but yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: We may have scientific evidence that Canadians can be douchebags in this very thread. This needs to be sent to the Smithsonian or something. A couple weeks or so ago BigMcDouche said he had a secret and if anyone guessed it he would quit posting here. I guessed his secret (which was that he was not really a Canadian) but he has failed to live up to his promise to quit posting here. So who is he? Is he a Canadian ashamed of his heritage and the Prime Minister who wears fake eyebrows and played the Triangle in the opening act for The Village People? He could be. Then again he could be from another country altogether and aspires to be a Canadian. I don't know what is worse, but whatever his motivation, it's pretty obvious he has no backbone and is a liar. Well, you might consider that qualifies him for the BigMcDouche moniker but if so, what is he/she/it for making what appeared to be an ironclad promise to quit posting here if someone guessed his little secret, and then immediately reneging? Can anyone come up with a name for him/she/it better than McDouchieLiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: A couple weeks or so ago BigMcDouche said he had a secret and if anyone guessed it he would quit posting here. I guessed his secret (which was that he was not really a Canadian) but he has failed to live up to his promise to quit posting here. So who is he? Is he a Canadian ashamed of his heritage and the Prime Minister who wears fake eyebrows and played the Triangle in the opening act for The Village People? He could be. Then again he could be from another country altogether and aspires to be a Canadian. I don't know what is worse, but whatever his motivation, it's pretty obvious he has no backbone and is a liar. Well, you might consider that qualifies him for the BigMcDouche moniker but if so, what is he/she/it for making what appeared to be an ironclad promise to quit posting here if someone guessed his little secret, and then immediately reneging? Can anyone come up with a name for him/she/it better than McDouchieLiar? I am a Trumptard and lies are fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigMcD said: I am a Trumptard and lies are fair game. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 53 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: A couple weeks or so ago BigMcDouche said he had a secret and if anyone guessed it he would quit posting here. I guessed his secret (which was that he was not really a Canadian) but he has failed to live up to his promise to quit posting here. So who is he? Is he a Canadian ashamed of his heritage and the Prime Minister who wears fake eyebrows and played the Triangle in the opening act for The Village People? He could be. Then again he could be from another country altogether and aspires to be a Canadian. I don't know what is worse, but whatever his motivation, it's pretty obvious he has no backbone and is a liar. Well, you might consider that qualifies him for the BigMcDouche moniker but if so, what is he/she/it for making what appeared to be an ironclad promise to quit posting here if someone guessed his little secret, and then immediately reneging? Can anyone come up with a name for him/she/it better than McDouchieLiar? He’s not a Canadian because he has no irony You have to be ironic in Canada, living next to the US. Just like the Scots are ironic and Serbs are ironic next to their larger neighbours the only situation where the larger neighbour nation is more ironic is Germans are far more ironic than the Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 A Canadian on the defensive in a social situation would never kneejerk revert to how much $$$ he has or properties he owns. I’ve pointed out this inconsistency many times.... We have a dozen other kneejerk reverts in our hearts and souls to toss back to Americans, never about our bank balance or material possessions.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: A Canadian on the defensive in a social situation would never kneejerk revert to how much $$$ he has or properties he owns. I’ve pointed out this inconsistency many times.... Canada has real money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, row_33 said: A Canadian on the defensive in a social situation would never kneejerk revert to how much $$$ he has or properties he owns. I’ve pointed out this inconsistency many times.... We have a dozen other kneejerk reverts in our hearts and souls to toss back to Americans, never about our bank balance or material possessions.... Hey, he has millions in bolivars. Millions I tell ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Hey, he has millions in bolivars. Millions I tell ya. Get back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 hours ago, BigMcD said: Like I said, when I do go, I go with friends already and I’m not surprised you don’t get the clients that are successful. They are successful for a reason and they got there without you. I thought you live in a trailer and ice fish for sustenance while drinking miller high life Did you win the lottery recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 hours ago, BigMcD said: ***** off. When you go buy tampons do you chat it up for a while with the cashier. I see why you switched careers. Next time I will be sure to head to the back and hug the chef. Maybe even say “nice job on the whopper Jim!” ? ***** off?? I’m sorry I hit a nerve. So you have no desire to learn about people’s story but you’ll talk with a bunch of strangers who don’t even like you? It’s going to be a long boring retirement. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, BigMcD said: Get back to work. I don't need to. Early on I followed Chef Jim's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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