Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby Jackson said: Reported (that belongs in the Trading Post) I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! ...I'm thinking "high maintenance" is CODE for divas.......it a BIGGER trophy............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. It’s a brave new world. Maybe not better, but new. I’ll take what I can get. Hey, want to drop by for a few drinks and snacks during the game tonight? Yeah, didn’t think so..... This is a great place in it’s own way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Jauronimo said: I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. You should seek professional help immediately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: Lindsey never believed that you guys existed until she met y’all. She was like “don’t you think it’s weird that you always talk about the Bills with a bunch of strangers on the Internet?” If you put it like that I guess it kind of is. When the !@#$ do we talk about the Bills? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Augie said: I was trying to share beer with my Imaginary Internet Friends! (That’s what my wife calls all of you.) How bad can THAT be? I should get a trophy or something! If your wife unexpectedly gets dressed up wearing a sexy outfit and wearing seductive perfume it is not a good sign. When you ask her where she is going and she dismissively tells you she won't be back until three in the morning because she will be meeting with some of her imaginary Friends[/b[ that is a good sign that something is amiss and just maybe you might need to hire a detective. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: I'm not totally convinced you guys are real. Pretty sure most of you are just angry little figments of my imagination. I definitely made up DC Tom. No way that guy is real. I'm real, and I'm spectacular. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Gugny said: When the !@#$ do we talk about the Bills? That is just her assumption. She doesn’t know that’s where that recipe she loves came from. Edited May 31, 2018 by Kirby Jackson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: That is just her assumption. She doesn’t know that’s where that recipe she loves cane from. Nothing better than a good cane recipe... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I'm real, and I'm spectacular. I guy with capacious boobs. That's nauseating! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Augie said: You should seek professional help immediately! "LITTLE figments of his imagination" so noted.....minuscule according to lore I believe............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, JohnC said: I guy with capacious boobs. That's nauseating! ? Someone is putting their vocabulary word of the day calendar to good use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Augie said: You can never run for office now. That probably makes the world a better place....or maybe not. (And don’t forget the cargo shorts thread!) I deleted it in case I ever want to run for office. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: I deleted it in case I ever want to run for office. Good point. deleted what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Augie said: You can never run for office now. That probably makes the world a better place....or maybe not. (And don’t forget the cargo shorts thread!) Cargo shorts are fine! I’m going cruising in three weeks and I’m rocking a few pairs. If I wasn’t bald I’d also wear a visor, instead I will wear a flat brimmed Bills hat. Throw in a pair of fresh white sneakers and black ankle socks. Boom! Stop doing what the wooooooomaaaaanssss say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Commonsense said: Cargo shorts are fine! I’m going cruising in three weeks and I’m rocking a few pairs. If I wasn’t bald I’d also wear a visor, instead I will wear a flat brimmed Bills hat. Throw in a pair of fresh white sneakers and black ankle socks. Boom! Stop doing what the wooooooomaaaaanssss say! Have you been on previous cruises? I think we may have crossed paths because that sounds familiar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Augie said: Have you been on previous cruises? I think we may have crossed paths because that sounds familiar! Not in years and not since I have gone bald! Bermuda here we come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Commonsense said: Not in years and not since I have gone bald! Bermuda here we come! Awesome! I’d love to see Bermuda. We’ve always cruised around the Bahamas and Mexico, but we’re doing Spain and Portugal next year (God willing). Looking forward to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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