eball Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 4:23 PM, BuffaloRush said: Cool... thanks for the update. Like I said, I stand by the original post. I also said that Fitz would be the best Expand Yeah, refusing to acknowledge one's mistakes is admirable. 3
The Wiz Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 4:23 PM, BuffaloRush said: Cool... thanks for the update. Like I said, I stand by the original post. I also said that Fitz would be the best Expand On 2/16/2018 at 10:08 AM, BuffaloRush said: Fitz is a funny guy. Share some of the jokes... Expand So you said Fitz would be the best but then call out someone else asking for one of his jokes???
ProcessTheTrust Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 1:59 PM, Koko78 said: There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights: Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?' Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great. Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day. Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him). Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless [p]ussy", to much applause. Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online. Expand Yeah, this pretty much destroys the OPs stretch attempt to make his point. Sounds like it went like most would have imagined...laughs and drought hero nostalgia.
BuffaloRush Posted February 16, 2018 Author Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 6:13 PM, ProcessTheTrust said: Yeah, this pretty much destroys the OPs stretch attempt to make his point. Sounds like it went like most would have imagined...laughs and drought hero nostalgia. Expand Not really...sounds like a lot of nostalgia... with laughs from Fitzpatrick. I wasn’t there to see, so I stand by what I wrote
JaCrispy Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 1:59 PM, Koko78 said: There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights: Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?' Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great. Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day. Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him). Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless [p]ussy", to much applause. Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online. Expand Much appreciated koko!
26CornerBlitz Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 7:42 PM, BuffaloRush said: Not really...sounds like a lot of nostalgia... with laughs from Fitzpatrick. I wasn’t there to see, so I stand by what I wrote Expand Now this is ironic.
The Wiz Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 12:21 AM, 26CornerBlitz said: Expand Fitz looking a little like Billy gibbons there.
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 10:08 AM, BuffaloRush said: The ASSumptions I made was that Fred is a likeable person and there’s not a whole lot of material to “roast” him about. I stand by this 100% Expand So after the outcome of this wonderful event you still think he was the wrong person to roast? if so you truly need help.
BuffaloRush Posted February 17, 2018 Author Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 12:28 PM, 4_kidd_4 said: obvious troll is obvious. Expand No troll Kidd... like I said before Fred’s not the best subject for a roast. Glad it was a fun time for KoKo
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 12:30 PM, BuffaloRush said: No troll Kidd... like I said before Fred’s not the best subject for a roast. Glad it was a fun time for KoKo Expand you lost all respect on these boards. time for you to make ANOTHER account or go troll elsewhere
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 5:33 AM, Koko78 said: Fitz was on fire. Had the best lines of the night, by far. The zubaz underwear was a nice touch. Freddy's brother was pretty awesome too. Aaron Williams is a fun drunk. Expand ...he's been in town quite a bit lately....you don't think that ...............
NoSaint Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 6:57 AM, PrimeTime101 said: Can someone close this idiotic post already? OP clueless made ASSumptions baring facts of how FJ is, was, and will always be. Expand You really took this pretty personal, eh?
JMF2006 Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 Maybe we should roast Rush........on a flaming table Good for Fred,it looks like he had fun along with his former teammates
BuffaloRush Posted February 17, 2018 Author Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 1:31 PM, JMF2006 said: Maybe we should roast Rush........on a flaming table Good for Fred,it looks like he had fun along with his former teammates Expand I’m sure there would be more material than there was with Fred
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 12:54 PM, NoSaint said: You really took this pretty personal, eh? Expand if that's the best you got to rub my goat you got long way to go I state facts you state fiction.
Heitz Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 So the roast was an unmitigated disaster and Freddy won’t be resigning with us because he’s so pissed? ? Way to go OBD, Buddy asleep at the wheel!
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