eball Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffaloRush said: Cool... thanks for the update. Like I said, I stand by the original post. I also said that Fitz would be the best Yeah, refusing to acknowledge one's mistakes is admirable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffaloRush said: Cool... thanks for the update. Like I said, I stand by the original post. I also said that Fitz would be the best 7 hours ago, BuffaloRush said: Fitz is a funny guy. Share some of the jokes... So you said Fitz would be the best but then call out someone else asking for one of his jokes??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessTheTrust Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Koko78 said: There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights: Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?' Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great. Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day. Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him). Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless [p]ussy", to much applause. Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online. Yeah, this pretty much destroys the OPs stretch attempt to make his point. Sounds like it went like most would have imagined...laughs and drought hero nostalgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRush Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, ProcessTheTrust said: Yeah, this pretty much destroys the OPs stretch attempt to make his point. Sounds like it went like most would have imagined...laughs and drought hero nostalgia. Not really...sounds like a lot of nostalgia... with laughs from Fitzpatrick. I wasn’t there to see, so I stand by what I wrote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Koko78 said: There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights: Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?' Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great. Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day. Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him). Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless [p]ussy", to much applause. Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online. Much appreciated koko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, BuffaloRush said: Not really...sounds like a lot of nostalgia... with laughs from Fitzpatrick. I wasn’t there to see, so I stand by what I wrote Now this is ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 27 minutes ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Fitz looking a little like Billy gibbons there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 22 hours ago, BuffaloRush said: The ASSumptions I made was that Fred is a likeable person and there’s not a whole lot of material to “roast” him about. I stand by this 100% So after the outcome of this wonderful event you still think he was the wrong person to roast? if so you truly need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 obvious troll is obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRush Posted February 17, 2018 Author Share Posted February 17, 2018 Just now, 4_kidd_4 said: obvious troll is obvious. No troll Kidd... like I said before Fred’s not the best subject for a roast. Glad it was a fun time for KoKo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 minute ago, BuffaloRush said: No troll Kidd... like I said before Fred’s not the best subject for a roast. Glad it was a fun time for KoKo you lost all respect on these boards. time for you to make ANOTHER account or go troll elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 at least you stick to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 12:33 AM, Koko78 said: Fitz was on fire. Had the best lines of the night, by far. The zubaz underwear was a nice touch. Freddy's brother was pretty awesome too. Aaron Williams is a fun drunk. ...he's been in town quite a bit lately....you don't think that ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 12:57 AM, PrimeTime101 said: Can someone close this idiotic post already? OP clueless made ASSumptions baring facts of how FJ is, was, and will always be. You really took this pretty personal, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Maybe we should roast Rush........on a flaming table Good for Fred,it looks like he had fun along with his former teammates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRush Posted February 17, 2018 Author Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 hours ago, JMF2006 said: Maybe we should roast Rush........on a flaming table Good for Fred,it looks like he had fun along with his former teammates I’m sure there would be more material than there was with Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 7 hours ago, NoSaint said: You really took this pretty personal, eh? if that's the best you got to rub my goat you got long way to go I state facts you state fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 So the roast was an unmitigated disaster and Freddy won’t be resigning with us because he’s so pissed? ? Way to go OBD, Buddy asleep at the wheel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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