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This is all part of Rex's plan to beat the Pats...


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Sign little Gronk, let him play one game, then cut him. He goes crying to big brother, who invites him to come to NE and watch the game against the Pats from the Pats coaches box, where he will provide them advice on what play the Bills are going to run.

 

Fire Roman, so Belichick will hire him as Jock Strap Quality Coach, and let him on the sideline during the Bills game in Foxboro, to also offer advice on what the Bills are going to do.

 

Week 3, someone else will be let go, and picked up by NE.

 

Between Week 3 and 4, implement an entirely new offense and defense that only Rex and Rob will know, therefore keeping New England puzzled and give the Bills a 35 - 7 win!

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Sign little Gronk, let him play one game, then cut him. He goes crying to big brother, who invites him to come to NE and watch the game against the Pats from the Pats coaches box, where he will provide them advice on what play the Bills are going to run.

 

Fire Roman, so Belichick will hire him as Jock Strap Quality Coach, and let him on the sideline during the Bills game in Foxboro, to also offer advice on what the Bills are going to do.

 

Week 3, someone else will be let go, and picked up by NE.

 

Between Week 3 and 4, implement an entirely new offense and defense that only Rex and Rob will know, therefore keeping New England puzzled and give the Bills a 35 - 7 win!

The problem with that is, if only Rex and Rob know the defense, that leaves the players out... Oh, wait.... It's that same s*** show we are watching now...

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Sign little Gronk, let him play one game, then cut him. He goes crying to big brother, who invites him to come to NE and watch the game against the Pats from the Pats coaches box, where he will provide them advice on what play the Bills are going to run.

 

Fire Roman, so Belichick will hire him as Jock Strap Quality Coach, and let him on the sideline during the Bills game in Foxboro, to also offer advice on what the Bills are going to do.

 

Week 3, someone else will be let go, and picked up by NE.

 

Between Week 3 and 4, implement an entirely new offense and defense that only Rex and Rob will know, therefore keeping New England puzzled and give the Bills a 35 - 7 win!

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Sign little Gronk, let him play one game, then cut him. He goes crying to big brother, who invites him to come to NE and watch the game against the Pats from the Pats coaches box, where he will provide them advice on what play the Bills are going to run.Fire Roman, so Belichick will hire him as Jock Strap Quality Coach, and let him on the sideline during the Bills game in Foxboro, to also offer advice on what the Bills are going to do.Week 3, someone else will be let go, and picked up by NE.Between Week 3 and 4, implement an entirely new offense and defense that only Rex and Rob will know, therefore keeping New England puzzled and give the Bills a 35 - 7 win!

Sounds like a plan. I see one problem though. It is your last point. by stating Rex & Rob will implement an entire new offense and defense only they know. They don't know the Offense or defense they have installed now. So it all seems a tad far fetched..............imo

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