Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 Wait, you want to sit on Johnny's testicles? Apparently there is room for all! I'm sorry, I tried to offer some constructive advice earlier in this thread, but, I've seen enough. Are you out of your !@#$ing mind? WTF did you cup from behind? Not only is that forcing you to contort yourself, you are also susceptible to a sharting accident. Cup from the front, man, FROM THE FRONT. Stop making things harder than they need to be. Now, grow a pair and sit like a man when you pee. You're right. I went rogue and look what happened. Farted all over my arm fer chrissakes! Thank goodness I have you all to guide me through life's mysteries and conundrums such as this right here. Long balls be damned!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Long balls be damned!!!! When you're not sitting on them, are they dunking in the water? Maybe you should grab them when you go to sit and drape them over your thighs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 When you're not sitting on them, are they dunking in the water? Maybe you should grab them when you go to sit and drape them over your thighs? Now, let's not be ridiculous. This is a serious thread. There are those of us who suffer from this affliction, and we demand to be taken seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 This Little Donnie guy probably understands where I'm coming from. Potentially NSFW if your workplace is stupid. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/67ffdd333d/upright-citizens-brigade-little-donny-part-one-from-thaffner?_cc=__m___&_ccid=5f70e105-ac7b-425a-94bf-746ce63f7345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Now, let's not be ridiculous. This is a serious thread. There are those of us who suffer from this affliction, and we demand to be taken seriously! Aren't all threads around here serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Have we come up with a solution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Have we come up with a solution? Ballectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Somebody here has got on to the "Rim Rider Technique." They highly recommend it for fellas w/big balls. You should try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 No I havn't had that problem, but this seems like the right thread to bring this up, my dick keeps dunking in the water when I sit on the seat, that water is really cold, any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 No I havn't had that problem, but this seems like the right thread to bring this up, my dick keeps dunking in the water when I sit on the seat, that water is really cold, any suggestions? And some wonder why women don't post on the is board... But I betcha they lurk and dream of guys like FiSD! God... Why don't you just throw vinegar in my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 No I havn't had that problem, but this seems like the right thread to bring this up, my dick keeps dunking in the water when I sit on the seat, that water is really cold, any suggestions? Hmmmm....similar problem. After the initial pee maybe flop that hog up on top of the toilet seat? Keep a coffee can next to the toilet for overflow. Circumcised or uncircumcised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 No I havn't had that problem, but this seems like the right thread to bring this up, my dick keeps dunking in the water when I sit on the seat, that water is really cold, any suggestions? Dickectomy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 No I havn't had that problem, but this seems like the right thread to bring this up, my dick keeps dunking in the water when I sit on the seat, that water is really cold, any suggestions? Have a plumber switch the water line to the tank from the cold line to a hot water line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Have a plumber switch the water line to the tank from the cold line to a hot water line. Then he will think he is hot sh*t, even though he has a lukewarm dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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