4merper4mer Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 how many hits did you take? You mean from the chick flinging those bitter things? I don't know. She hit me with maybe 25-30 of them and missed with another 10 or so that I stepped on. I almost slipped a few times when I started to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Ever been asked by a stranger to borrow jumper cables while you're on acid? I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm pretty sure it's beginning to read this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 Sounds like a Billy Joel song. You are thinking of Dan Fogelstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Too bad... this is actually a good topic for a thread, but this is just stupid. Freaking out right now... gotta go take a dump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 You are thinking of Dan Fogelstein I love that song about the same old lane sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I was in Myrtle Beach in 2001. I saw this hostess at a seafood place who was quite good looking. I asked if I could have her for dessert but she was busy that night. Got her number despite leaving the next morning and though we talked 2 or 3 minutes the chemistry was good. Got home, pants got washed, lost number. 2007, go in to KMart to do some shopping. See a girl, looks familiar and attractive, enough for me. Evidently I caught her eye, too, because I caught her looking. I mention she looks familiar and ask her name and where she is from - her name Toni from Myrtle Beach. She got married and moved to the area about a year before, same girl. I didn't ask for her number this time, which I should have. Did she drive a Cadillac ac-ac-ac-ac-ac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I was in Myrtle Beach in 2001. I saw this hostess at a seafood place who was quite good looking. I asked if I could have her for dessert but she was busy that night. Got her number despite leaving the next morning and though we talked 2 or 3 minutes the chemistry was good. Got home, pants got washed, lost number. 2007, go in to KMart to do some shopping. See a girl, looks familiar and attractive, enough for me. Evidently I caught her eye, too, because I caught her looking. I mention she looks familiar and ask her name and where she is from - her name Toni from Myrtle Beach. She got married and moved to the area about a year before, same girl. I didn't ask for her number this time, which I should have. Dude, that's what they invented Ashley Madison for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 So anyway it was weird that nobody was noticing, but I noticed so I started running toward Columbus Circle. I was boo coo scared, The wind was picking up and there was dirt and dust flying around making it hard for me to see. I didn't want to look back but what I was looking at as I moved forward was no prize. It was bizarre. Almost like an alternate reality. I'm freaked out again. Do you cry when you see sunsets? Not that one belongs to Clippers http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/179180-jared-from-subway/?p=3638518 Ha ha ha ha ha. No one watched porn with their HETEROSEXUAL buddies? So anyway while I was frozen with dirt and dust caked to me and desperate to move along comes this young chick in a skirt and a letter sweater singing sis boom nah and holding a can of something that says "Blue Diamond" on it. She opens up that can and eats something.....says "Ewwwwwww!!!!!! bitter bitter bitter" and starts flinging these little things at me using a stick with a star at the top. Well it sounds rude but it was actually good luck as it broke me free from the crust and I was able to run again. I look behind me and you don't want to know what I saw. So i kept running. When I thought the worst was over I came upon...............sorry. I can't right now. My heart is racing just thinking about it. Actually we do want to know. Wait im freaking out now. maybe tomorrow. I was in Myrtle Beach in 2001. I saw this hostess at a seafood place who was quite good looking. I asked if I could have her for dessert but she was busy that night. Got her number despite leaving the next morning and though we talked 2 or 3 minutes the chemistry was good. Got home, pants got washed, lost number. 2007, go in to KMart to do some shopping. See a girl, looks familiar and attractive, enough for me. Evidently I caught her eye, too, because I caught her looking. I mention she looks familiar and ask her name and where she is from - her name Toni from Myrtle Beach. She got married and moved to the area about a year before, same girl. I didn't ask for her number this time, which I should have. The weirdest thing that has EVER happened to you was seeing a girl 6 years later at a kmart??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I was traveling for work a few years ago and was staying at motel. One night I woke up in the middle of the night and there was an older/elderly woman standing next to the bed looking down at me. I was obviously startled and jumped up. There was nobody in the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I was traveling for work a few years ago and was staying at motel. One night I woke up in the middle of the night and there was an older/elderly woman standing next to the bed looking down at me. I was obviously startled and jumped up. There was nobody in the room Dude... You had a dream. :-P :-P And no Clipper, (I) never watched porn w/hetero buddies. That's what gay buddies are for. ;-P ;-P J/K Anyway, that's just strange either way. And there in lies the problem w/porn, it desensitizes people. Intimate relations are "Hollywoodized." Unrealistic sexual expectations become the norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 Dude... You had a dream Maybe. But hookers are reputed to make quick exits so there is that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Dude... You had a dream. :-P :-P And no Clipper, (I) never watched porn w/hetero buddies. That's what gay buddies are for. ;-P ;-P J/K Anyway, that's just strange either way. And there in lies the problem w/porn, it desensitizes people. Intimate relations are "Hollywoodized." Unrealistic sexual expectations become the norm. Every guy's introduction to porn is with his male buddies. 100%. Who did you watch your first porn with??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Dude... You had a dream. That's what I've been telling myself, but I can't extinguish the seed of doubt that it was a ghost or .... *edit. or Asian carp. Cuz that's some scary schit Edited August 22, 2015 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I was traveling for work a few years ago and was staying at motel. One night I woke up in the middle of the night and there was an older/elderly woman standing next to the bed looking down at me. I was obviously startled and jumped up. There was nobody in the room Darryl says if you weren't in the room then obviously it didn't really happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 That's what I've been telling myself, but I can't extinguish the seed of doubt that it was a ghost or .... *edit. or Asian carp. Cuz that's some scary schit Once you go down the rabbit hole deep enough, all the strands kind of connect together. Ghosts, aliens, Shia LaBeouf -- it's all part of the tapestry of our universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 The Probing. (sorry, I'm not at liberty to go into any detail) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 How the hell did I ever get hooked on TBD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) So anyway when I looked behind me people were dropping like flies. It was like a wall of death right there in behind me right where they drop the ball on New Year's Eve.. So I ran. I ran fast and ran right past this parade where a dude named Carol was the grand marshall and it wasn't Archie Bunker. I only saw the banner quickly and might have some of the details wrong. I was running fast. Anyway I bumped right into this dude who was smoking a cigarette. He had mega long fingernails and I fell. When I was getting up i looked at his shoes. That said "Elvis". Needless to say I ran faster. I ran right into an apartment building to protect myself from the goings on outside but what I saw in there haunts me to this day. I wish I hadn't gone in. Edited August 22, 2015 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Do you cry when you see sunsets? Ha ha ha ha ha. No one watched porn with their HETEROSEXUAL buddies? If you want to refer to my one eyed trouser snake as my heterosexual buddy then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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