Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Small auto claim last year. Paid $500 to get car fixed and now Progressive recovered it from the old lady. Im not broke at all, but not rich either. All my bills are paid and I only have $360 in total credit card debt. Really just cause I bought a laptop last week from Dell. This is like finding $500 since Progressive told me that the old lady would most likely not pay for the damage, even in collections... Now someone might say, pay the laptop and you still have $140 to take your kids out to a nice dinner. BORING BORING BORING Any other NON BORING suggestions? Ps. As the loveable husband that I am I tell my wife EVERYTHING. Except I didnt tell her this. Not yet anyway. I'll tell her later this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 How Non-Boring do you want to get? That'll pay for a 8-ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Invest it? Get a baby sitter for the kids and you and the wife spend a weekend in a really nice hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buying your wife a dozen red roses.....$30 Taking her to a nice restaurant for dinner....$100 Ordering dessert.....$30.00 Letting your wife go to bed and pocketing the remaining $340...priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 That will buy ya 4 delivered dominos pizza's to a box at Jerrah's palace. minus parking, the cost of the box. Applicable taxes, and tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Hire someone to kill your cigarette smoking neighbor, so you don't have to say hi to him anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Invest it? Get a baby sitter for the kids and you and the wife spend a weekend in a really nice hotel? Wife and I are going to to a 7 day cruise in October. So nice husband/wife thing out the window. Hire someone to kill your cigarette smoking neighbor, so you don't have to say hi to him anymore. I dont want to hurt his feelings remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Small auto claim last year. Paid $500 to get car fixed and now Progressive recovered it from the old lady. Im not broke at all, but not rich either. All my bills are paid and I only have $360 in total credit card debt. Really just cause I bought a laptop last week from Dell. This is like finding $500 since Progressive told me that the old lady would most likely not pay for the damage, even in collections... Now someone might say, pay the laptop and you still have $140 to take your kids out to a nice dinner. BORING BORING BORING Any other NON BORING suggestions? Ps. As the loveable husband that I am I tell my wife EVERYTHING. Except I didnt tell her this. Not yet anyway. I'll tell her later this week. Take it to the casino and blow it on the "Walking Dead" slot machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Ha ha. Stupid uncle sam took 1100 from me last year. They're NOT getting this $500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Ha ha. Stupid uncle sam took 1100 from me last year. They're NOT getting this $500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Buy airfare to Toronto so you can attend that big cripple orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Send it to me, I'll add it to the $1000 I'm sending to a Nigerian prince who promises to double it once he frees up his inheritance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Payoff the computer and then you have $140 left for a supper out. I know... Boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Cheap hookers and blow. Just remember to bag it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 $500 on red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 $500 on red. Not boring. But too risky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Not boring. But too risky. Fine, put it on black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fine, put it on black. Dont trust the black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Payoff the computer and then you have $140 left for a supper out. I know... Boring... And after supper, you can kick your feet up in the parlor and watch the picture tube for a spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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