GOBILLS78 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stumbled upon this link: http://drunkard.com/issues/01-04/01-04-40-things.htm I'm wondering how many of these items you have crossed off during your drinking life. I've managed to clear a meager 10 items on this list (and that's as high as it will ever get), but I know there are some serious professionals on TBD. How many have you done? Winner gets nothing but stink-eyed judgement from the peanut gallery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) I got a legit 12. There were several more that are borderline for me. For instance: I did not "spend the night" in the drunk tank, they let me go as soon as I posted bail. I didn't buy the whole bar a round, but I did buy a table of twenty people two rounds. I never sat on the grave of a hero, drinking and talking with him, but we tripped in the graveyard once and set off the alarm at the crematory (funny chain of events following that one). Edit: 13. I did open and close a bar once. I moved out in the sticks with mom during my divorce and there was an old redneck biker country blues bar by her place. Me, a Bimmer driving, nerdy/pretty boy lookin, well dressed city slicker, in what turned out to be the roughest dive that I ever was a regular in, made for some pretty damned good times! I was sorta the Frazier Crane of that place for a while. Oh, and country/biker girls can be very naughty! Edited March 1, 2015 by THE KIKO MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 You get credit for the drunk tank, in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 You get credit for the drunk tank, in my opinion 14 then! LOL. I don't need no stinking bucket list (hiccup) to tell me I'm a drunkard though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I have experienced all but... 6 16 23 25-27 35 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Ever get drugged by a tranny hooker, and wake up broke with your pants around your ankles and you **** in an empty jar of Skippy peanut butter? Empty bottles of airplane glue and sticky rags all over the floor? Find 3 dead midgets in a duffel bag under your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 12. Would'a had 13 if they included taxiing around a airport with a 172 at 3am with a 12 pack in the back seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 i think i was at 8, but none of them were the bad things you do while drinking....i answered yes to the 100 different drinks because i count each unique beer as an individual drink, and according to untappd i have checked into 986 unique beers on the app. also why does making your own beer make you a drunkard. 16.) Get drunk with your father. 18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor 22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks. 24.) Juice on the job.(at lunch) 29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar. 30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals. 31.) Eat the worm. 32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song. 36.) Experience absinthe.(Yawn) 39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Surprisingly only 7 Ever get drunk with your dad? Yeah. Big deal Ever visit the source of your favorite beer, liquor or wine? Well I live an hour from Napa/Sonoma so yes. About a hundred times Ever experience Absinthe? Oh yeah. Actually had a bottle of homemade stuff once. Wowzer The rest were nothing special. I guess I'm a boring drunkard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Now or years ago? Open close Bar. A lot when younger, was a bartender. I will go through the list later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I got 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 now when they say open and close a bar, does that mean you have been there the entire time? there were many times we opened the fountain grill in fredonia at 8AM watch Pee Wees Playhouse at 10AM, do other activities, mostly involving more drinking, then be back for the night and close it down at 2AM. Also I hope they are not including bars/nightclubs that open at 9PM and close at 2AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Wow, I'm not nearly as bad a drunk as I would have thought-Only 5...6 if you include buying a crowded bar after winning their super bowl pool but I don't think that is in the spirit since it is more or less expected. now when they say open and close a bar, does that mean you have been there the entire time? there were many times we opened the fountain grill in fredonia at 8AM watch Pee Wees Playhouse at 10AM, do other activities, mostly involving more drinking, then be back for the night and close it down at 2AM. Also I hope they are not including bars/nightclubs that open at 9PM and close at 2AM Fountain Grill scenario counts, 9PM-2AM doesn't (Just my opinion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 now when they say open and close a bar, does that mean you have been there the entire time? there were many times we opened the fountain grill in fredonia at 8AM watch Pee Wees Playhouse at 10AM, do other activities, mostly involving more drinking, then be back for the night and close it down at 2AM. Also I hope they are not including bars/nightclubs that open at 9PM and close at 2AM Is this how you got your higher education At Fredonia state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 now when they say open and close a bar, does that mean you have been there the entire time? there were many times we opened the fountain grill in fredonia at 8AM watch Pee Wees Playhouse at 10AM, do other activities, mostly involving more drinking, then be back for the night and close it down at 2AM. Also I hope they are not including bars/nightclubs that open at 9PM and close at 2AM The entire time, never leaving your bar stool except to visit the restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) I scored a 15. But I have now 6 days clean and sober and intend to stay that way. I go to meetings regularly. Previously was drunk every day of my life for the at least the last 10 years. My wife and family have all left me because of it. I now have to sell my house and all other properties to settle the separation. I now need to find a new place to live in the next 60 days. So yes I was a drunkard but at least now have 6 days clean and sober. Please say a prayer for me to help me stay that way. It's destroyed my family and my life. I might move back to Buffalo, how much would a decent 2 bedroom 2 bath cost in the city close to everything. Could be a house or a newer condo on the water front? Edited March 1, 2015 by Fan in San Diego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I scored a 15. But I have now 6 days clean and sober and intend to stay that way. I go to meetings regularly. Previously was drunk every day of my life for the at least the last 10 years. My wife and family have all left me because of it. I now have to sell my house and all other properties to settle the separation. I now need to find a new place to live in the next 60 days. So yes I was a drunkard but at least now have 6 days clean and sober. Please say a prayer for me to help me stay that way. It's destroyed my family and my life. I might move back to Buffalo, how much would a decent 2 bedroom 2 bath cost in the city close to everything. Could be a house or a newer condo on the water front? Wow man that sucks. Congrats on the six days man. I know it's not easy but one day at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Wow man that sucks. Congrats on the six days man. I know it's not easy but one day at a time. Thanks Chef Jim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I scored a 15. But I have now 6 days clean and sober and intend to stay that way. I go to meetings regularly. Previously was drunk every day of my life for the at least the last 10 years. My wife and family have all left me because of it. I now have to sell my house and all other properties to settle the separation. I now need to find a new place to live in the next 60 days. So yes I was a drunkard but at least now have 6 days clean and sober. Please say a prayer for me to help me stay that way. It's destroyed my family and my life. I might move back to Buffalo, how much would a decent 2 bedroom 2 bath cost in the city close to everything. Could be a house or a newer condo on the water front? Prayers to you. Two....#13 and # 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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